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How long do you workout?

 
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Quote from: lol mad cuz rekt on March 01, 2015, 08:51:14 PM
How long do you workout?
About an hour to an hour and a half, Monday through Friday.

 
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What's a mob to a king?
What's a king to a god?

 
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Quote from: aTALLmidget on March 01, 2015, 08:53:06 PM
How many times do you jack off in a day?
I jack off once every 7 days or so. I found that if I go longer than 3 weeks without orgasm things get weird

 
 
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Quote from: Jive Turkey on March 01, 2015, 08:53:22 PM
Quote from: lol mad cuz rekt on March 01, 2015, 08:51:14 PM
How long do you workout?
About an hour to an hour and a half, Monday through Friday.


Sounds like I need to step mine up

 
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Quote from: ねこ on March 01, 2015, 08:58:51 PM
Pics of your face fgt?
too lazy but I'm in many picture threads. Might snap one if I'm feeling it

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When are we gonna hang out?
If you flew me out to your location I'd be down (srs)

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lemme see...

how many people have you walked by today?

if you could only go to one website for the rest of this month, which would it be?

opinion on high heels?

who was the last person you texted?

 
 
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Quote from: Alphy on March 01, 2015, 09:06:49 PM
lemme see...

how many people have you walked by today?

if you could only go to one website for the rest of this month, which would it be?

opinion on high heels?

who was the last person you texted?
2 people, my brother and my mom. I got sick been home all day  :-X

Reddit.com, very entertaining

Girls look great in them, love long legs. Very hard to walk in them

A girl named Marissa

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What state are you located in again?
California, you?  8)

 
 
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Quote from: Jive Turkey on March 01, 2015, 09:12:47 PM
A girl named Marissa

lol im textinig a girl as well named miressa

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Quote from: Jive Turkey on March 01, 2015, 08:53:22 PM

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on March 01, 2015, 08:51:32 PM
What's a mob to a king?
What's a king to a god?

What's a god to a nonbeliever?

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Quote from: \ on March 01, 2015, 09:14:21 PM
Oklahoma but I'll probably be out there this summer for like a month visiting family like I did last summer, where is LA in relation to where you're at?
Haha far, in the central valley so around 6 hours up north

Quote from: Officer Dank on March 01, 2015, 09:20:26 PM
What are your stats and how long have you been lifting?


6'2" 195lbs 18y/o

Bench: 210 for 5(I never flat bench and chest is my weak point, so I think this is pretty good)
Squat: 325 lowbar, 275 x 5 highbar
Deadlift: 405 x 2 ( my fav)  8)

I was a tad heavier when I hit those though

Lifting 3 years, started at 115-120lbs

 
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Quote from: Jive Turkey on March 01, 2015, 10:09:31 PM
Quote from: \ on March 01, 2015, 09:14:21 PM
Oklahoma but I'll probably be out there this summer for like a month visiting family like I did last summer, where is LA in relation to where you're at?
Haha far, in the central valley so around 6 hours up north

Quote from: Officer Dank on March 01, 2015, 09:20:26 PM
What are your stats and how long have you been lifting?


6'2" 195lbs 18y/o

Bench: 210 for 5(I never flat bench and chest is my weak point, so I think this is pretty good)
Squat: 325 lowbar, 275 x 5 highbar
Deadlift: 405 x 2 ( my fav)  8)

I was a tad heavier when I hit those though

Lifting 3 years, started at 115-120lbs
Nice, here are mine:

6'0" 169-172 lbs. after my morning piss, 19 y/o

Flat bench: I like to do sets of 10 reps with 135 lbs. but on my heavy days my best is 180 lbs. 3/4 times
Squat: 135 x 10, I just started training legs again over a month ago because of a knee injury in high school
I haven't messed with regular deadlifts yet but I do RDL's with 135 x 10 as well

Feb. 17 marked my one year lifting anniversary


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Quote from: SexyBarracuda on March 02, 2015, 03:36:13 PM
What're your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats?
strength:8
Perception:7
Endurance:4
Charisma:8
Intelligence:7
Agility:4
Luck:9

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Dogs or cats?
dogs>>>>>

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Would you have sex with me?

no homo
easily

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Quote from: Officer Dank on March 02, 2015, 04:06:03 PM
Quote from: Jive Turkey on March 01, 2015, 10:09:31 PM
Quote from: \ on March 01, 2015, 09:14:21 PM
Oklahoma but I'll probably be out there this summer for like a month visiting family like I did last summer, where is LA in relation to where you're at?
Haha far, in the central valley so around 6 hours up north

Quote from: Officer Dank on March 01, 2015, 09:20:26 PM
What are your stats and how long have you been lifting?


6'2" 195lbs 18y/o

Bench: 210 for 5(I never flat bench and chest is my weak point, so I think this is pretty good)
Squat: 325 lowbar, 275 x 5 highbar
Deadlift: 405 x 2 ( my fav)  8)

I was a tad heavier when I hit those though

Lifting 3 years, started at 115-120lbs
Nice, here are mine:

6'0" 169-172 lbs. after my morning piss, 19 y/o

Flat bench: I like to do sets of 10 reps with 135 lbs. but on my heavy days my best is 180 lbs. 3/4 times
Squat: 135 x 10, I just started training legs again over a month ago because of a knee injury in high school
I haven't messed with regular deadlifts yet but I do RDL's with 135 x 10 as well

Feb. 17 marked my one year lifting anniversary
dang really good man, took forever for me to reach a 180 bench