Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I don't have any issue with any type of sexuality whatsoever I would be against a gun brony community the only exception is if someone owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent handjob of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated mother's boyfriend. As I fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cmming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I I AM CM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CM FROM SX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CM FROM SX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASSSS, I C*M IN ASSSS" That said. In 7th grade, my mom practically kicked me in the balls before I even hit 16, Actually being thoughtful while I could do a point-by-point analysis of why your self-aggrandizing diatribe is meaningless to become the greatest walrus ever.

Am I supposed to be able to understand this?

So many different types of noodles in that copy pasta. I can recognize like three of them. "I am cum from sex with man" is one of my faves.