after listening to Christian radio daily at work...

DAS B00T x2 · September 16, 2015, 06:34:25 AM

I've decided to convert because I know I could be a better Christian rock star than Chris Tomlin... and Rocketman.

I'll send you all twenty dollars after my first platinum album, but only if you post phrases of godly love that I can ~~plagiarize~~ get inspiration in the name of our Lord from.

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · September 16, 2015, 06:36:38 AM

I love the smell of fresh memes in the morning

Elegiac · September 16, 2015, 06:59:59 AM

lightning crashes, a new mother cries
her placenta falls to the floor

DAS B00T x2 · September 16, 2015, 07:50:24 AM

Quote from: Ryle on September 16, 2015, 06:36:38 AM

I love the smell of fresh memes in the morning

mhm, much nicer than jet fuel.

Turkey · September 16, 2015, 08:13:08 AM

Das, you just have to let Jesus come in you. He just wants you to feel him deep inside. Just close your eyes and let his love wash all over your face and chin.

Elegiac · September 16, 2015, 08:18:10 AM

Quote from: HurtfulTurkey on September 16, 2015, 08:13:08 AM

Das, you just have to let Jesus come in you. He just wants you to feel him deep inside. Just close your eyes and let his love wash all over your face and chin.

lookin' so toned up on that cross, got a sleek swimmers body, nothin' soft on jesus

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DAS B00T x2 · September 16, 2015, 08:49:19 AM

Quote from: HurtfulTurkey on September 16, 2015, 08:13:08 AM

Das, you just have to let Jesus come in you. He just wants you to feel him deep inside. Just close your eyes and let his love wash all over your face and chin.

This is great stuff, thanks, turkey

Jim · September 16, 2015, 08:58:20 AM

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PSU · September 16, 2015, 11:13:40 AM

Was it Reach K Love Radio 106.9? Love that station.