A moral choice

SecondClass · April 28, 2016, 06:34:44 PM

You're in a plane and some terrorists hijack it or whatever and you go down. You land in the middle of an ocean but you can see the faint shape of an island in the distance. Everything on the plane died except a sterile old man who has cancer, a pregnant dog, and a pregnant cat. Also, a locked crate full of rold gold and rc colas is there.

You only have one wind spell, so which thing do you choose to grab? The plane is sinking so you can't like come back and get something else.

Jocephalopod · April 28, 2016, 06:37:35 PM

what kind of dog is it?

SecondClass · April 28, 2016, 06:40:33 PM

Quote from: Jocephalopod on April 28, 2016, 06:37:35 PM

what kind of dog is it?

labrador/collie mix

Death · April 28, 2016, 06:42:13 PM

There's more meat to eat on the dogs. Or I can use them to hunt.
Either way.

Naru · April 28, 2016, 06:44:20 PM

SecondClass · April 28, 2016, 06:49:41 PM

Quote from: Death on April 28, 2016, 06:42:13 PM

There's more meat to eat on the dogs. Or I can use them to hunt.
Either way.

but could you really kill and eat a dog?

I could maybe eat a cat if I had to, it used to be a norm out east

Death · April 28, 2016, 06:52:37 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on April 28, 2016, 06:49:41 PM

Quote from: Death on April 28, 2016, 06:42:13 PM
There's more meat to eat on the dogs. Or I can use them to hunt.
Either way.
but could you really kill and eat a dog?

I could maybe eat a cat if I had to, it used to be a norm out east

Surprisingly, yeah, for sure. I have no emotional attachment to the animals.
I blame never having a pet growing up.

DAS B00T x2 · April 28, 2016, 06:54:49 PM

Pregnant dog.
It's both company, a hunting partner when it's done nursing, and a release for sexual urges.

Batch · April 28, 2016, 07:00:21 PM

The dog.

Can help me hunt

Maxine · April 28, 2016, 07:27:32 PM

the guy, without even thinking about it

humans are more valuable than dogs, always

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · April 28, 2016, 07:30:48 PM

can it be Dr Pepper instead

Verbatim · April 28, 2016, 07:40:29 PM

Quote from: Madmaxepic on April 28, 2016, 07:27:32 PM

the guy, without even thinking about it

humans are more valuable than dogs, always

lol

OT:
I wouldn't choose a thing. I would stay right there.

Death · April 28, 2016, 07:41:21 PM

Quote from: Madmaxepic on April 28, 2016, 07:27:32 PM

the guy, without even thinking about it

humans are more valuable than dogs, always

Will you eat the human?
You'll get mad cow.

Aether · April 28, 2016, 07:45:50 PM

Quote from: Madmaxepic on April 28, 2016, 07:27:32 PM

humans are more valuable than dogs, always

If you can objectify the subjective like God then you might as well use your mystical powers to teleport back to the mainland.

snurch · April 28, 2016, 08:55:33 PM

pregnant dog

dog is friend and utility

Coomer · April 28, 2016, 09:21:43 PM

Humans > Animals

Korra · April 28, 2016, 09:24:15 PM

The old man.

The animals are pregnant and have liabilities, and the crate might just be too heavy. The old man could give me mad hax wiseness.

BaconShelf · April 28, 2016, 09:33:44 PM

Crashing this plane, with no survivors!

I'd pick the dog. More useful than cats and more life to live than an old guy.

snee0rp · April 28, 2016, 09:46:09 PM

Drown myself with the wind spell.
>ruining a perfectly good plane crash with survivors

Maxine · April 30, 2016, 01:29:34 AM

anyone who picks to save a dog over a human being should seek mental help

Doctor Doom · April 30, 2016, 01:50:46 AM

People are annoying, and I'm allergic to cats, so I'd save the dog.

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CIS · April 30, 2016, 03:13:41 AM

I value human life very much, so I'll take the old man.

Desty · April 30, 2016, 03:19:29 AM

The dog if it isn't something despicable like a pug or something.

If it is, then if the locked box is a material that I think is breakable, I'd choose it.

Desty · April 30, 2016, 03:21:48 AM

Quote from: challengerX on April 30, 2016, 02:55:45 AM

A Labrador can't help you hunt lmao
Old man is about to die anyway
>locked crate

I'd take the cats and breed and eat them.

Once you open up the box you not only have food, but shelter

Spoiler

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Desty · April 30, 2016, 03:38:07 AM

Quote from: challengerX on April 30, 2016, 03:25:50 AM

Quote from: Desty on April 30, 2016, 03:21:48 AM
Quote from: challengerX on April 30, 2016, 02:55:45 AM
A Labrador can't help you hunt lmao
Old man is about to die anyway
>locked crate

I'd take the cats and breed and eat them.
Once you open up the box you not only have food, but shelter
Spoiler
But you can't know for certain it'll open. It could be a metal box of some sort.

And if it's a wooden crate, it'll rot in the rain anyways so it's not exactly great shelter.

It's not a long term-solution, just a starter pack-kind of thing. If you open it up early on, you'll have access to shelter from wind, and you'd have food and beverage

Super Irish · April 30, 2016, 04:54:14 AM

The crate.

Dogs can swim, the old man is old, and saving the cat means a shit tonne of mouths that can rapidly reproduce to feed other than me on that Island.

At least with the crate I have a chance to survive while I figure out what's edible/ drinkable, how to collect it and find shelter, etc.

2744 Anterior Curator · April 30, 2016, 06:48:56 AM

The crate for me....Free wood, RC cola's are a nice drink, and I use the shiny gold bricks to spell out this.

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Poll

Which do you save?

A moral choice