(Welcome to the Watchlist) All of Sep7agon vs 1,000,000 8 yr olds

I_IRONMAN_I | Heroic Unstoppable!
 
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"Heavy boots of lead
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Running as fast as they can
Iron Man lives again!"
Yep. Extreme right? These motherfuckers are out to kill you, like Children of the Corn "I want to fucking murder you." They have a assortment of melee weapons ranging from a brick to a sword.
5% have swords, they're Captains
10% have knives or bats, they're Uppers
25% have knives, sticks, metal bars. They're Lowers
60% have their meaty little fists and a brick per person. They're Pawns.

Captains lead the charge, Uppers coordinate Lowers, Lowers lead the Pawns.

And Sep7agonians can have a melee weapon of their choice. Who will win out in this hellish fight?

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A fleet of 100 Helicarriers with a mega sized 3 km long supercarrier in the center. All ships are connected together through teleporters.
-Sep7agonians spawn on the megacarrier.

-helicarriers controlled by the kids can still board the supercarrier. I suggest you learn to build autoturrets/bowturrets in the corridors.

-Three/Fifths the population is on the super currier.
Last Edit: October 13, 2015, 11:21:28 PM by I_IRONMAN_I


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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So like 50 people vs a million armed people?

Um, kids dominate.


 
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we'd die


 
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You either die a hero or live long enough to become Mythic..
Okay, I need to choose a good weapon then...

I choose...the Infinity Gauntlet! With all Infinity Stones.


 
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You either die a hero or live long enough to become Mythic..
So like 50 people vs a million armed people?

Um, kids dominate.

There is over a 1000 accounts I believe
Unless we are talking about active members


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I'll use my penis to penetrate their "defenses."


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I'll use my penis to penetrate their "defenses."

woah settle down das


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"Heavy boots of lead
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Running as fast as they can
Iron Man lives again!"
So like 50 people vs a million armed people?

Um, kids dominate.

There is over a 1000 accounts I believe
Unless we are talking about active members

All accounts have personas with random real weapon choices. Active members choose their own weapons (nothing too OP like the Infinity Gauntlet with all the stones. If you want a Grav Hammer, go for it.)


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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
Pikemen at every teleporter. Boobytraps in front of the teleporters with more pikes pointing up to impale the kids as they come through. Done.


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"Heavy boots of lead
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Running as fast as they can
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I'll use my penis to penetrate their "defenses."

Hello.

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You either die a hero or live long enough to become Mythic..
So like 50 people vs a million armed people?

Um, kids dominate.

There is over a 1000 accounts I believe
Unless we are talking about active members

All accounts have personas with random real weapon choices. Active members choose their own weapons (nothing too OP like the Infinity Gauntlet with all the stones. If you want a Grav Hammer, go for it.)

Ruining the fun huh?

Fine....Raiden's sword.


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"Heavy boots of lead
fills his victims full of dread
Running as fast as they can
Iron Man lives again!"
So like 50 people vs a million armed people?

Um, kids dominate.

There is over a 1000 accounts I believe
Unless we are talking about active members

All accounts have personas with random real weapon choices. Active members choose their own weapons (nothing too OP like the Infinity Gauntlet with all the stones. If you want a Grav Hammer, go for it.)

Ruining the fun huh?

Fine....Raiden's sword.
Well, having the Gauntlet probably would probably equate to "lol I dun broke the flying super ship" and thus creates a defeat for Sep7agon.

I guess it'd be MAD (Mutually Assured Destruction), technically.


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I neither fear, nor despise.
We could win with good planning and lots of spears


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i have a phobia of blades dear christ why


I_IRONMAN_I | Heroic Unstoppable!
 
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"Heavy boots of lead
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Iron Man lives again!"
i have a phobia of blades dear christ why

You get an infinite life bubblyy shields.

Happeh?


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Our best option would be to destroy all teleporter systems and use the supercarrier's massive girth to make Raspberry jam.



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i have a phobia of blades dear christ why

You get an infinite life bubblyy shields.

Happeh?
yes
does this technically mean that the game inevitably is a draw because i can't kill them but they cant kill me


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"Heavy boots of lead
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Iron Man lives again!"
Our best option would be to destroy all teleporter systems and use the supercarrier's massive girth to make Raspberry jam.

There's still Chitlin's on the supercarrier.


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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
We could win with good planning and lots of spears
I already won for us.


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"Heavy boots of lead
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Running as fast as they can
Iron Man lives again!"
i have a phobia of blades dear christ why

You get an infinite life bubblyy shields.

Happeh?
yes
does this technically mean that the game inevitably is a draw because i can't kill them but they cant kill me

No. They can still walts into your dome of safety.

Best suggestion is getting with a pack of Sep7ies who are pretty competent.


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i have a phobia of blades dear christ why

You get an infinite life bubblyy shields.

Happeh?
yes
does this technically mean that the game inevitably is a draw because i can't kill them but they cant kill me

No. They can still walts into your dome of safety.

Best suggestion is getting with a pack of Sep7ies who are pretty competent.
HOW DOES THAT PROTECT ME FROM BLADES


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"Heavy boots of lead
fills his victims full of dread
Running as fast as they can
Iron Man lives again!"
i have a phobia of blades dear christ why

You get an infinite life bubblyy shields.

Happeh?
yes
does this technically mean that the game inevitably is a draw because i can't kill them but they cant kill me

No. They can still walts into your dome of safety.

Best suggestion is getting with a pack of Sep7ies who are pretty competent.
HOW DOES THAT PROTECT ME FROM BLADES

Yea. If there's flying blades, you're safe. The kids also can't walk in with their blades. But they can still fight you.


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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
i have a phobia of blades dear christ why

You get an infinite life bubblyy shields.

Happeh?
yes
does this technically mean that the game inevitably is a draw because i can't kill them but they cant kill me

No. They can still walts into your dome of safety.

Best suggestion is getting with a pack of Sep7ies who are pretty competent.
HOW DOES THAT PROTECT ME FROM BLADES

Yea. If there's flying blades, you're safe. The kids also can't walk in with their blades. But they can still fight you.
Do flechettes count as blades?


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"Heavy boots of lead
fills his victims full of dread
Running as fast as they can
Iron Man lives again!"
i have a phobia of blades dear christ why

You get an infinite life bubblyy shields.

Happeh?
yes
does this technically mean that the game inevitably is a draw because i can't kill them but they cant kill me

No. They can still walts into your dome of safety.

Best suggestion is getting with a pack of Sep7ies who are pretty competent.
HOW DOES THAT PROTECT ME FROM BLADES

Yea. If there's flying blades, you're safe. The kids also can't walk in with their blades. But they can still fight you.
Do flechettes count as blades?

If you can stab someone with it, sure. Congrats, you may now get a crossbow and fire them.

Loophole yaaah


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Das would solo their anuses.


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Das would solo their anuses.

AHS : Hotel spike style?


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Well, if we're going with the average mass of a little kid, somewhere in the 60 pound range, picking them up and throwing them overboard would be no problem for me in this scenario. 60 pounds it quite light.

But then again, the little buggers have weapons. And there's boatloads of them.

At which point I'd pick the most versatile tool for the job at hand in this scenario. Chainsaw with a roughly three foot blade. If we're fighting on a boat, you could bet that with a chainsaw I could hold some of those tight corridors down.


 
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We knew the world would not be the same.
A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent.
I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita.
Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty
and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
"Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.."
I suppose we all thought that one way or another.
Might as well have some fun with this predicament.


 
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Might as well have some fun with this predicament.

You're not doing it right if you don't strap a boombox to your back and play MC Hammer.