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Quote from: Meta Cognition on October 28, 2014, 09:13:27 PMSome redhead depressed mortals are tired weaklings.close enoughA café has two waiters: Darius and Drump. Darius gets orders right 90 percent of the time. Drump is a lunatic who serves a single poached egg no matter what the customer orders. Out of the 21,000 items on the menu, 15,000 are designated as Breakfast Specials, a list that changes each day at the discretion of the chef. However, at least two-thirds of the Breakfast Specials are always Toast Plates (that is, they consist only of various kinds of toast in different proportions), while at least one half of the Breakfast Specials have the word “soup” in their title (though none of these necessarily contain soup). Otherwise, the menu is random. If Drump can serve 16 customers in an hour, and Darius can serve one customer every seven hours, how many customers per day order soup and then actually receive soup?Hint: The chef has no name.
Quote from: RC5908 on October 28, 2014, 09:18:34 PMQuote from: Meta Cognition on October 28, 2014, 09:13:27 PMSome redhead depressed mortals are tired weaklings.close enoughA café has two waiters: Darius and Drump. Darius gets orders right 90 percent of the time. Drump is a lunatic who serves a single poached egg no matter what the customer orders. Out of the 21,000 items on the menu, 15,000 are designated as Breakfast Specials, a list that changes each day at the discretion of the chef. However, at least two-thirds of the Breakfast Specials are always Toast Plates (that is, they consist only of various kinds of toast in different proportions), while at least one half of the Breakfast Specials have the word “soup” in their title (though none of these necessarily contain soup). Otherwise, the menu is random. If Drump can serve 16 customers in an hour, and Darius can serve one customer every seven hours, how many customers per day order soup and then actually receive soup?Hint: The chef has no name.This cafe sucks.
If Drump can serve 16 customers in an hour, and Darius can serve one customer every seven hours, how many customers per day order soup and then actually receive soup?
Quote from: RC5908 on October 28, 2014, 09:18:34 PM If Drump can serve 16 customers in an hour, and Darius can serve one customer every seven hours, how many customers per day order soup and then actually receive soup?Non sequitur? Verbatim is that you?Theoretically 0 people could go to the cafe and all conditions wold be met, there's nothing actually regulating that people actually do go there to make the order...
Quote from: GodspeedGojira! on October 28, 2014, 09:37:41 PMQuote from: RC5908 on October 28, 2014, 09:18:34 PM If Drump can serve 16 customers in an hour, and Darius can serve one customer every seven hours, how many customers per day order soup and then actually receive soup?Non sequitur? Verbatim is that you?Theoretically 0 people could go to the cafe and all conditions wold be met, there's nothing actually regulating that people actually do go there to make the order...the answer is that no one goes to the shitty cafe anyway, so yeah
Quote from: RC5908 on October 28, 2014, 09:50:25 PMQuote from: GodspeedGojira! on October 28, 2014, 09:37:41 PMQuote from: RC5908 on October 28, 2014, 09:18:34 PM If Drump can serve 16 customers in an hour, and Darius can serve one customer every seven hours, how many customers per day order soup and then actually receive soup?Non sequitur? Verbatim is that you?Theoretically 0 people could go to the cafe and all conditions wold be met, there's nothing actually regulating that people actually do go there to make the order...the answer is that no one goes to the shitty cafe anyway, so yeahI dunno man that cafe sounds like a great Gordon Ramsay swearmine
Quote from: RC5908 on October 28, 2014, 09:50:25 PMQuote from: GodspeedGojira! on October 28, 2014, 09:37:41 PMQuote from: RC5908 on October 28, 2014, 09:18:34 PM If Drump can serve 16 customers in an hour, and Darius can serve one customer every seven hours, how many customers per day order soup and then actually receive soup?Non sequitur? Verbatim is that you?Theoretically 0 people could go to the cafe and all conditions wold be met, there's nothing actually regulating that people actually do go there to make the order...the answer is that no one goes to the shitty cafe anyway, so yeahI think goji's is more correct though.
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