Batshit insane liquor laws

 
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Don't masturbate.

Why are you madturbating if you hate it and it's unnecessary?
Because it feels good.

Just because it feels good doesn't mean it's not stupid and wasteful.
But just because it's stupid and wasteful doesn't mean that it still doesn't feel good.

This is why the "muh dopamine" argument isn't worth a cunt hair.

Because dopamine makes people enjoy stupid shit.
Last Edit: January 19, 2016, 04:39:35 PM by Fuddy Duddy II


 
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That was not 'proof' by any stretch of the imagination.
>here's a list of things that makes alcohol consumption dangerous, inadvisable, and an overall poor life choice
>this is why drinking alcohol is bad--any questions?
>"LOL THAT DIDN'T PROVE ANYTHING"
>"um, okay--would you care to explain how?"
>"LOLNEOP I'M JUST GAN POST DA MEMZ"


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Why would something as trivial as to whether someone wants to drink or not be an issue to him? That's what I don't understand.
Why would people who put harmful chemicals into their bodies for "fun" be an issue to me?
Why would people who voluntarily reduce themselves to an incoherent mess be an issue to me?
Why would people who fuck around with the most important organ in their body be an issue to me?
Why would people who can't function in social situations unless they take this substance be an issue for me?
Why would people who use this dangerous substance to cope with their depression be an issue for me?
Why would getting addicted to said substance be an issue for me?
Why would acute liver failure be an issue for me?

Why would people risking prison for the underage possession/consumption of said substance be an issue for me?

Why would the potential domestic abuse or otherwise violent behavior caused by imbibing said substance be an issue for me?

Why would living in a universe where people think it's a smart idea to relinquish their sobriety for cheap, temporary thrills be an issue for me?

i have no idea

i should really quit being so uptight, amirite? XD
Are you going to answer those questions? because begging the question isn't an argument let a lone a proof.


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Are you going to answer those questions? because begging the question isn't an argument let a lone a proof.
I'm not "begging the question." I asked a series of rhetorical questions that anybody with a sound mind could answer.

It all can be summed up with "it's harmful."

Harming yourself is axiomatically stupid.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
To which one might counter- Do you really need a high capacity thirty-shot assault bottle?
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no personal attacks in serious, but shitposting like this is OK

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It's a legitimate argument. The 21st amendment gives me a constitutional right to intoxicate myself with legally purchased alcohol.


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That was not 'proof' by any stretch of the imagination.
>here's a list of things that makes alcohol consumption dangerous, inadvisable, and an overall poor life choice
>this is why drinking alcohol is bad--any questions?
>"LOL THAT DIDN'T PROVE ANYTHING"
>"um, okay--would you care to explain how?"
>"LOLNEOP I'M JUST GAN POST DA MEMZ"
[citations needed]


 
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nice citations
>"now i'm gonna act like he needs a citation to prove that drinking alcohol gets you drunk xDDD"


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nice citations
>"now i'm gonna act like he needs a citation to prove that drinking alcohol gets you drunk xDDD"
https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/strawman


 
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nice citations
>"now i'm gonna act like he needs a citation to prove that drinking alcohol gets you drunk xDDD"
https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/strawman
So I don't need any citations then? Okay, cool. Prove me wrong, then.


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Drinking is pretty stupid tbh lads, that's why I gave up on it.

Mostly because gains, partly because alcohol is disgusting.


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I've never understood how someone can develop such a taste for alcohol that any sort of hard liquor tastes good to them, even in mixed drinks. All alcoholic beverages are worse to me than a non-alcoholic counterpart with roughly the same ingredients. Getting drunk is a bad idea, but I wouldn't be so against doing it to myself if the process of getting drunk didn't involve drinking something that tastes like melted rubber and kerosene.


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Are you going to answer those questions? because begging the question isn't an argument let a lone a proof.
I'm not "begging the question." I asked a series of rhetorical questions that anybody with a sound mind could answer.

It all can be summed up with "it's harmful."

Harming yourself is axiomatically stupid.
That assumption is what makes it begging the question, you're asking people to make your argument against themselves for you.

Also, exercising is literally just repeatedly ripping your muscles apart, you have to deliberately damage yourself. Is exercise harmful?


 
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https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/burden-of-proof
Already proved it. Alcohol harms you. This is a fact.

Prove me wrong.


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That assumption is what makes it begging the question, you're asking people to make your argument against themselves for you.
Literally what?

My argument is clear and simple. ALCOHOL IS HARMFUL. HARM = BAD.

Demonstrate the flaw in my reasoning.
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Also, exercising is literally just repeatedly ripping your muscles apart, you have to deliberately damage yourself. Is exercise harmful?
Yes. Obviously.

The difference is that you get something of minor value in return. You get NOTHING of value in return when you drink.


 
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Now for your other claims.

https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/burden-of-proof
Alcohol harms you. This is a fact.

Prove me wrong.
You can't prove that harm is inherently wrong. I'm not sure why you said this has nothing to do with objective morality, because it clearly has everything to do with it.


 
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You can't prove that harm is inherently wrong.
I never said "wrong."

I said STUPID.


Even then, I could probably prove that it's wrong quite easily.

It's axiomatic.

The ultimate imperative for us as a race is to be productive in some form or another.
It would be in our least interest, then, to prevent (or debilitate) ourselves from being productive in any way.
Harm is a form of debilitation; when you get drunk, you're debilitating yourself.
This is intrinsically wrong.

It is stupid to debilitate yourself. You should want your body to be performing at full capacity at all times.

Demonstrate to me why that is the wrong outlook.
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I'm not sure why you said this has nothing to do with objective morality
Because it has absolutely nothing to do with morality.
Last Edit: January 19, 2016, 05:01:21 PM by Fuddy Duddy II


 
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I've never understood how someone can develop such a taste for alcohol that any sort of hard liquor tastes good to them, even in mixed drinks. All alcoholic beverages are worse to me than a non-alcoholic counterpart with roughly the same ingredients. Getting drunk is a bad idea, but I wouldn't be so against doing it to myself if the process of getting drunk didn't involve drinking something that tastes like melted rubber and kerosene.
depends on the liquor. ive had some frozen mixed drinks that taste like HEAVEN, and ive had framboise that tastes better than most sodas ive had.


 
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I think a fine is enough punishment.
Whatever. I'd rather rip their limbs off and feed them to dogs, but you know, whatever works.
Dude, seriously, what the fuck is going on with you? Shit like this makes me feel like the people around you are in danger. If it were Loaf saying this it would be different, but you tend to mean what you say- get help, please, before you hurt someone.
LOL Fuck off dude. Calm down.
Tell me why I shouldn't be concerned about this, please.
Because he always exaggerates like this.
^ literally always

but no, lock me up because i'm not a boring motherfucker who speaks in literal terms at all times


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I think a fine is enough punishment.
Whatever. I'd rather rip their limbs off and feed them to dogs, but you know, whatever works.
Dude, seriously, what the fuck is going on with you? Shit like this makes me feel like the people around you are in danger. If it were Loaf saying this it would be different, but you tend to mean what you say- get help, please, before you hurt someone.
LOL Fuck off dude. Calm down.
Tell me why I shouldn't be concerned about this, please.
Because he always exaggerates like this.
I'm not entirely sure it's an exaggeration. I have no reason to believe that he doesn't mean what he says, therefore these things are alarming. I'm sure a lot of murderers seemed like they were "just exaggerating" on obscure internet forums before going out and harming others. I am genuinely concerned that Verbatim poses a threat to others because he acts consistently in this manner; by my estimation, it's only a matter of time before he snaps.


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That assumption is what makes it begging the question, you're asking people to make your argument against themselves for you.
Literally what?

My argument is clear and simple. ALCOHOL IS HARMFUL. HARM = BAD.

Demonstrate the flaw in my reasoning.
Actually your argument is:
"Why would ___________ be an issue for me?"
Nobody but you can answer those questions because nobody but you has your exact opinions. Because you've assumed that everybody who reads that question will answer as though they were verbatim, and in doing so create an argument against alcohol for you, is what makes it begging the question.

You see, I or anyone else could copypaste those questions and without giving an answer, claim they were an argument for alcohol, because they're not actually an argument at all, they're a fallacy.
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Also, exercising is literally just repeatedly ripping your muscles apart, you have to deliberately damage yourself. Is exercise harmful?
Yes. Obviously.

The difference is that you get something of minor value in return. You get NOTHING of value in return when you drink.
If you're drinking alone then that's probably true, but drinking with friends/in a social situation has social benefits; whether or not you actually gain those benefits is a much more specific question that you can't answer abstractly.


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You can't prove that harm is inherently wrong.
I never said "wrong."

I said STUPID.


Even then, I could probably prove that it's wrong quite easily.

It's axiomatic.

The ultimate imperative for us as a race is to be productive in some form or another.
It would be in our least interest, then, to prevent (or debilitate) ourselves from being productive in any way.
Harm is a form of debilitation; when you get drunk, you're debilitating yourself.
This is intrinsically wrong.

It is stupid to debilitate yourself. You should want your body to be performing at full capacity at all times.

Demonstrate to me why that is the wrong outlook.
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I'm not sure why you said this has nothing to do with objective morality
Because it has absolutely nothing to do with morality.
ALCOHOL IS HARMFUL. HARM = BAD.
bad = wrong


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I've never understood how someone can develop such a taste for alcohol that any sort of hard liquor tastes good to them, even in mixed drinks. All alcoholic beverages are worse to me than a non-alcoholic counterpart with roughly the same ingredients. Getting drunk is a bad idea, but I wouldn't be so against doing it to myself if the process of getting drunk didn't involve drinking something that tastes like melted rubber and kerosene.
depends on the liquor. ive had some frozen mixed drinks that taste like HEAVEN, and ive had framboise that tastes better than most sodas ive had.
I can tell when there's a even a hint of alcohol in a drink you give me, and I never consider it a good thing. It's like, sure, you might be able to toss a bunch of flavoring over it, but you're doing it because alcohol doesn't taste good to begin with.


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this thread needs to stop



i have other things to do


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I've never understood how someone can develop such a taste for alcohol that any sort of hard liquor tastes good to them, even in mixed drinks. All alcoholic beverages are worse to me than a non-alcoholic counterpart with roughly the same ingredients. Getting drunk is a bad idea, but I wouldn't be so against doing it to myself if the process of getting drunk didn't involve drinking something that tastes like melted rubber and kerosene.
depends on the liquor. ive had some frozen mixed drinks that taste like HEAVEN, and ive had framboise that tastes better than most sodas ive had.
I can tell when there's a even a hint of alcohol in a drink you give me, and I never consider it a good thing. It's like, sure, you might be able to toss a bunch of flavoring over it, but you're doing it because alcohol doesn't taste good to begin with.
Me too, but I don't consider it a bad thing if the drink otherwise tastes fine.


 
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Because you've assumed that everybody who reads that question will answer as though they were verbatim
No. I've assumed that everybody who reads those questions will be rational people.

Because the correct question to be asking is: Why wouldn't any of those things I listed be an issue for me?

That's the implication, and that's the question I'm asking YOU people. Why the fuck wouldn't it be an issue for me?
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If you're drinking alone then that's probably true, but drinking with friends/in a social situation has social benefits
If you need those social benefits, that's a problem.

You shouldn't need those social benefits. You should be social without alcohol.