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Serious / Catalonia declares independence
« on: October 27, 2017, 11:53:06 AM »

Gaming / Shadow of War thoughts
« on: October 10, 2017, 04:05:29 PM »
Anyone playing it?

I've only clocked in about two hours, and I've yet to even touch the army crafting facet, but I'm not wholly impressed with it thus far 2bh.

Graphics are pretty abysmal. Is it just me or was the first instalment vastly superior in this department? Looks like discount tier pre-gen.

Controls are somewhat clunky. I remember the original being a bit more watertight than this. Opening was pretty weak too. We just gonna completely forget that we fucked up Sauron's shit in Shadow of Mordor, no? Okay.

I realise these are nitpicky details, but I can't help but notice them, and first impressions go along way. I do however enjoy the in depth customisation and I really don't know why people threw a temper tantrum over the micro transactions fiasco. They're completely optional components to the game in which you're essentially paying to have less fun. It's not exactly game breaking.

Hoping it picks up when I get to the real meat of the game, but what I've seen so far doesn't look that promising.

The Flood / Blade Runner 2049 is getting rave reviews
« on: September 29, 2017, 12:10:06 PM »
Is Villeneuve /ourguy/? Everything he touches turns to kino.

Serious / King of the dindus granted parole
« on: July 20, 2017, 02:36:41 PM »

The Flood / Pacific Rim Uprising trailer
« on: July 20, 2017, 02:08:35 PM »

With John Boyega presumably as the lead.

The Flood / The new Doctor will be a woman
« on: July 16, 2017, 10:38:01 AM »
how will alt reich piss babbies ever recover?

The Flood / Better Caul Saul season finale thread
« on: June 20, 2017, 06:49:02 PM »


The Flood / Rakka - Neill Blomkamp's new short film
« on: June 17, 2017, 03:57:11 PM »

Thought I'd share this seeing as how it isn't getting a whole lot of attention. The visuals are pretty top notch for a short film and you can never really go wrong with Sigourney Weaver. Blomkamp's kinda gone off the radar recently but it just goes to show how much talent this guy can display in a 20 minute YouTube video. Elysium and Chappie were kinda eh, but I think if he has a collaborative team to reel in some of his shoddy screenplays then he has the potential to produce top quality work.

The Flood / Mashup thread
« on: June 02, 2017, 02:04:11 PM »

Post only the pengest of mashups phams safe ting one love selecta

Gaming / Gwent beta
« on: May 28, 2017, 07:54:38 PM »
Anybody playing?

The Flood / GoT Season 7 trailer
« on: May 24, 2017, 12:18:01 PM »

Nothing new we haven't seen yet except some sweet Dothraki horse action.

Let's see what more they can fuck up in 8 episodes.

The Flood / New meme grips album confirmed
« on: May 22, 2017, 07:23:52 PM »
Just had a sad cum

Serious / Explosion in Manchester at a concert
« on: May 22, 2017, 06:48:32 PM »
News is breaking now.

Several fatalities confirmed. Cause of the blast is unknown.

The Flood / Star Trek Discovery trailer
« on: May 18, 2017, 07:55:51 PM »

I think I'll pass.

The Flood / Top 10 films of all time thread
« on: May 16, 2017, 03:43:43 PM »
Yeah I know it's not the most original thread idea, but Big Boss's thread has put me in a film making discussion mood, and I thought we could go into a little bit more detail as to why we consider these films to be so good instead of just ranking a list. Feel free to just list 5 if you're not particularly bothered to go into extraneous depth with 10.

10. Mad Max Fury Road

A visual delight in sheer action and universe building. George Miller crafted nothing short of a masterpiece when it came to stunt work and practical effects. It uses CGI sparingly and emphasises physical props and tools to give the actions more gravitas. It touches upon themes like gender roles, redemption and survival but doesn't make them the focal point of the movie, nor are they prioritised over the actual storytelling or action. A perfect example of how an action film can have serious depth if done correctly.

9. Zodiac

One of Fincher's most underrated pieces IMO. What makes Zodiac stand out to me is how it avoids the formulaic approach to detective thriller films with shoot-outs, chases and cuffing the bad guy after finding a stupidly blatant clue that a competent serial killer wouldn't actually leave before spouting a cheesy one liner at the camera. Instead it focuses on the methodical and painstakingly detailed approach to police work, which often times, doesn't always come up with results. It delivers authenticity to a tee, and feels like we're actually watching how the Zodiac case was conducted despite the artistic liberties it took.

8. Prisoners

Villeneuve's Prisoners is a potent, and highly disturbing thriller seeded with tension and mystery throughout. Jackman delivers a powerhouse of a performance as a man who has presumably lost his daughter to a child abductor, and Gyllenhaal as a resolute cop determined on solving the case. The two characters strike a perfect duality within the film, an emotionally driven lower middle class family man that performs morally questionable vigilante actions in order to find his daughter, and a systematic, logical government agent who takes a more disciplined approach to solving crime.

Roger A. Deakins as always, produces exquisite cinematography that captures the authentic feel of a rust belt community and the wallowing grief of its missing children.

7. 28 Days Later

Shot in grainy, pulp like definition that gives the movie a bleak and depressing aesthetic to it. The low budget horror revamped the concept of zombies/infected by giving them the ability to run, and the fact that it doesn't even require a bite to render you infected adds a whole new level of terror to the prospect of a post apocalyptic world ravaged by a disease. It balances scenes of horror and anguish with moments of tranquillity and reflection perfectly. As mentioned, the hyperactive visuals and filming techniques are unorthodox, and at first may seem cheap and low budget (which they technically are), but are intended to add to the movie's main theme of the political and social instability of mankind.

6. Birdman

Shot in a single take with digital conjunctions to convey the seamless passage of time, Birdman excels in snappy, smart comedy, satirisation of the entertainment business, and what people are prepared to sacrifice in the name of art. At first it may seem snooty, taking jabs at high budget blockbuster entertainment films, but on second glance, it also depicts the pretentious attitude of art house critics as prejudiced and shallow as well. The film encapsulates what it means to passionately produce art and expressions of oneself from the perspective of a washed up Hollywood actor on the verge of a possible mental breakdown. Innaritu doesn't attempt to bog down the film in serious issues such as mental health and depression though, but translates the thoughts and intricacies of an artist attempting to produce real art to validate his existence, and the hilarious obstacles he has to overcome in order to achieve that.

5. The Prestige

As mentioned in a previous thread, I really think this is Nolan's finest work. Narratively structured in a Tarantino esque, non linear fashion, the story depicts two bitter rival magicians as they attempt to master their craft as a means to best one another. What starts off as heated competition, ends up with their lives and the lives around them in tatters. One of the select few films to actually have me taken aback with its twist, The Prestige is a fantastic display of delightful cinematography, brutal obsession and eerie visuals that compliment the overall tone of the film.

4. Children of Men

Set in a world where 18 years has passed since the birth of a human, Children of Men is probably one of the most unrecognised science fiction masterpieces in modern cinema. Instead of taking the conventional Hollywood approach to sci-fi, where the protagonist is a chiselled chad that solves a complex, worldwide problem such as infertility in the space of a 2 hour run time, Cuaron portrays the main character as that of a cynical, alcoholic bureaucrat, providing us with an unconventional, yet somewhat relatable main figure as a means to guide us through the realistic and palpable world he lives in. Taking a similar filming approach as Birdman, the director uses lengthy, detailed tracking shots to immerse us in the universe as aptly as possible, and yet, somehow never becomes gimmicky.

What makes Children of Men so unique is its ability to construct a detailed, teeming universe without resorting to exposition, and yet also simultaneously focus on fantastic characterisation throughout.

3. The Thing 1982

Undoubtedly my favourite horror of all time, and deservedly so. Initially people mistook Carpenter's The Thing as just another blood splattering horror, but there's actually a whole other layer of depth to the movie some people miss out on. The film provides you with snippets of clues to piece together throughout, but never treats the audience like morons, allowing us to play detective and figure out how the Thing assimilated various characters off screen. The practical effects are timeless, and set a precedent for the future of body horror films such as Hellraiser and The Fly. There are actually YouTubers out there that have attempted to dissect the film's open to interpretation mysteries, that's just how fucking good it is.

2. Trainspotting

This probably comes from a place of bias seeing as how it's set in my home town, but I don't really care. I could write essays after essays on how brilliantly constructed this film is. Set in 1980s Edinburgh, it depicts the lives of four junkies and one psycho and their hilarious yet somewhat grim escapades. It tackles heavy themes such as masculinity, pursuit of happiness, and hedonism, interwoven with clever dialogue, stunning filming techniques and pounding house music. The film got huge flak for its dark material, being accused of advocating drug use. Of course, anyone that's actually watched the film knows it's anything but that. In my mind it's neither pro drug, nor anti drug. It's simply just an insight into what drug use does to people, why people take it, and the lengths they will go to satiate their habit. To me, the film is a drug in and of itself, ironically enough.

1. Goodfellas


Truly a testament to the directorial abilities of Scorsese, few films have left such a lasting impression on me as much as Goodfellas does. Where the Godfather depicts the intricacies of the higher ups within Italian organised crime, Goodfellas shines light on the boots-on-the-ground grunts that carry out the business orders of the bosses, depicting the shallowness and depravity of the lifestyle.

The film doesn't completely trash the organised crime way of life though. It doesn't necessarily follow a strict narrative either. It simply displays what it's like to live the mobster life, the good times and the bad.

Ultimately, what makes the film so poignant is its capacity to examine the mentality of mobsters and sociopaths. In the end, Henry isn't guilty for killing, threatening and extorting people. The ultimate source of his guilt comes from (spoilers) ratting his compatriots out and disregarding his mafia code for survival. That's what makes the film such a subtly complex masterpiece, and why I consider it to be the best film ever made, from my perspective.

Honourable mentions:

The Hunt

A gripping portrayal of how utterly damaging something as menial as a false accusation from a child can totally ruin a person's life.

Falling Down

Might not be the most subtle of films when it comes to its themes but it's a fucking gotdam entertaining movie nonetheless.

The Last Samurai

Chris Stuckmann did a great review on this underrated gem of a film which pretty much sums up my thoughts.

Inglorious Basterds

Shame none of Tarantino's films made it to the list considering I watched so much of them during my teen years, but eh, none of them particularly blow me away in terms of narrative or film making. Don't get me wrong, they're all pretty much consistently entertaining films, with the exception of maybe Jackie Brown, but Inglorious is the one that really stands out for me and came really fucking close to making the list.



My parents introduced me to this when I was around 12, and I hated it. I guess I was expecting an epic swords and sandals all out war film but I was put off by Joaquin Phoenix's disturbing performance and didn't really pay attention the film's emotional intricacies. Obviously as I matured I learned to appreciate Maximus' quest for vengeance and his love for family.

-Killing Them Softly

Another film which I had different expectations for. I was hoping for a Goodfellas esque film set in the modern day, but found the film's pacing off putting. After several viewings I think it's an unrecognised masterpiece, and I love the film's subtext that American capitalism is the perfect breeding ground for crime. It's also one of James Gandolfini's last and great performances.

-Spirited Away

Only weeb film I find acceptable. Again, another film my undeveloped mind didn't really understand. The imagery and the concept of this film is actually quite disturbing and unnerving for a U rating (having your parents turned into pigs only to then be abducted into slavery by Japanese spirits), but the animation is utterly absorbing and the struggle the main character goes through to win her family back is compelling.

-The Prestige

Probably Nolan's best work. At first I thought the bitter rivalry between the two magicians was unwarranted and kind of ridiculous, but then I grew to appreciate the lengths two performance artists will go to perfecting their craft and appeasing their audiences at the expense of their lives. A movie will always get props from me for having David Bowie as a cameo.


Has anyone else noticed this growing trend of these 5 second intro clips that are basically trailers to the actual trailer? It's annoying the fuck out of me.

Also, Blade Runner 2049 trailer I guess.

« on: May 06, 2017, 05:23:35 PM »

>2064 AD
>muzzlums still havent been bluddeh genocided
>oi muzzlum eemeegrayshun is NOT a legitamate form of protest you totowl fooking mowron
>sow mutch fur the tollerunt left
>moi fayse when

The Flood / The Dark Tower trailer, WHAT THE FUCK HAVE THEY DONE
« on: May 03, 2017, 08:49:04 AM »

They literally turned it into an MCU film.

>dimension hopping
>no mystery surrounding MiB
>Dark Tower is now just a superweapon rather than a metaphorical object
>Gunslinger is basically an Avenger that has to protect da erf otherwise we the audience are apparently incapable of relating to him

Into le waste disposal it goes.

The Flood / Below the radar on BF4
« on: April 29, 2017, 09:28:31 PM »
Was it ever changed?

French president

Emmanuel Macron, En Marche!, centrist

-Free market principles
-Reducing the deficit
-Semi pro EU
-Open door policy immigration
-Green policies

Macron wins the presidency

The Flood / sesh bois
« on: April 22, 2017, 03:51:35 PM »
get in losers we're going memeing

The Flood / I have a competency based interview this week
« on: April 10, 2017, 03:49:42 PM »
I applied for an apprenticeship role in a bank last week and I passed the online stage, next stage is a telephone interview orientated around competency based questions.

I know my way around ordinary interviews but it's usually face to face, so I find the premise of this one a bit weird. Anyone have any experience with these types of interviews, particularly competency based ones and what the typical kind of questions will be asked?

would be appreciated my 🅱️'s

Septagon / The Sandtrap banner
« on: April 06, 2017, 11:40:27 AM »
I was maybe thinking we could get a Sandtrap banner on the front page of sep7agon as a memoriam to the guy. I know others have suggested we give his account a specialised banner which i also think is a great idea, but considering the guy was a top legend i think he deserves all the respect we can give him, seeing as how most of us took him for granted.

Idk, I think its the least we could do for such a fantastic human being.


Serious / HABBEDING, explosion in St Petersburg metro
« on: April 03, 2017, 07:29:40 AM »

A: ISIS jihadist
B: (((ukrainian)))
C: chechen

Vote now.

The Flood / Gorillaz release four new tracks along with an album date
« on: March 23, 2017, 08:05:55 PM »
Two of them are peng the other two are eh.

Looking forward to the full LP.

The Flood / A E S T H E T I C S thread
« on: March 21, 2017, 08:48:52 PM »

post visual treats in this thread

vaporwave is banned

Serious / SNP to seek second Scottish indyref
« on: March 13, 2017, 10:25:40 AM »
I fucking hate this useful idiot Sturgeon. There is nothing to gain from Scotland leaving the UK. Not only are we currently getting more from the UK than we're putting into it; which is a pretty fucking sad state of affairs in and of itself, but this is a blatant power play by Sturgeon and the SNP.

She claimed that she wanted Scotland to become a more sovereign nation, but she's obviously just going to pass that away to the EU for a cushy office job.

Gaming / Is 2017 /ouryear/?
« on: March 10, 2017, 03:54:35 PM »
>Breath of the Wild
>RDR 2
>Shadow of War
>Mass Effect

Beats 2016 at least.

The Flood / Oscar's 2017 thread
« on: February 26, 2017, 07:30:42 PM »

Making a thread for anyone interested fampais

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