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The Flood / Re: "i don't think it matters"
« on: August 16, 2018, 01:05:58 PM »
Donuts are pretty good

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The Flood / Re: wtf I just saw DAS's name on a YouTube video
« on: August 16, 2018, 02:45:50 AM »
small world

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The Flood / Re: It's all a tiny world on the airplane, isn't it?
« on: August 15, 2018, 02:50:29 AM »
Move it to the trash

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The Flood / Re: I'm not dead
« on: August 12, 2018, 03:02:12 AM »
i spent the whole day at the beach so thats nice

never once did i step foot in the water

Probably a good idea
Some beaches are nasty and changing is a mess

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The Flood / Re: Where's the best place to head to?
« on: August 11, 2018, 01:23:03 PM »
Come to Florida and get some disappointing dick

Yo I was in Florida earlier this week
We should've gone to Universal

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The Flood / Re: What does "deal" mean?
« on: August 11, 2018, 01:22:19 PM »
bet

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The Flood / Re: can you rate my short story?
« on: August 11, 2018, 06:39:26 AM »
Thanks babe

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The Flood / Re: can you rate my short story?
« on: August 11, 2018, 01:16:18 AM »
rate my short story

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The Flood / Re: can you rate my short story?
« on: August 11, 2018, 01:15:46 AM »
Barry looked out the cold soulless glass of the flower shop window. Raining again. Water falling out of the sky like tears from an orphaned civilization.

"The ten million sheep keep grazing," Barry murmured to himself. "The slime and filth of New York all runs downhill." Benson & Associates didn't take off like Barry dreamed it would. The only clients he got were scumbag addicts who couldn't find their antenna if it was hanging in front of them.

The flower shop door opened, and a mosquito flew in. "Fucking bloodsuckers," Barry grumbled, lighting a cigarette. The flame burned like the embers of a forgotten time. Barry could hardly remember the last time he was happy; working for Honex and spending time with Adam and Vanessa. Adam was now the CEO of Honesco and fired half the bees to save money, and Vanessa hadn't been the same since she started drinking.

"Mr Benson, hello?" The mosquito buzzed around Barry. "Oh god, I need your help. PLEASE!"

Barry took another drag from his cigarette and rolled his eyes. "What is it, asshole?" He couldn't stand insect filth who wasted his time.

Time. Like the gears of a machine, turning in place, never reaching a conclusion. Barry's time never ended. He had prayed for death before, but no one answered. He used to believe in God, but now God was like a moat flowing through a windmill.

The mosquito put its face in its hands. "Oh god...the kids...Elaine...they're all dead."

"Let me guess, you got drunk and flew into a rage." The rain kept coming.

"What? God no, Barry. It was...it was a car accident. The SUV pulled out in front of me, I had no time to react!"

Barry scoffed. "Yeah right, punk. Let me guess, you were on the pipe again?"

"No Barry, I'm off that stuff! You've gotta believe m-"

Suddenly a giant bare foot came down in front of Barry, crushing the mosquito. Barry looked up and saw Vanessa smirk at him, sangria in her hand. Then she silently walked away.

"What a bitch," Barry thought.

The rest of the day dragged on. Barry smoked cigarette after cigarette. He would've tried to steal some of Vanessa's liquor, but he knew the consequences if he was caught. He looked out the window again. The city was slowing down, falling asleep. Robots following their programming. Spurred on only by the promise of a divine reward.

"Cowards," Barry thought. He took another puff and coughed. The smoke had completely filled his tiny bee body. He doubled over in pain and fell to the hardwood floor. The floor was as cold as a drinking a glass of water after you chew a piece of mint gum. Except way colder than that.

Barry felt enormous pain as he started to succumb to tobacco poisoning. He saw Vanessa stumble into the room and make eye contact with him. She was holding a bottle of vodka now.

"Vanessa...kill me." Barry pleaded.

Vanessa just laughed at his plight and left the shop.

"Wh...what a bitch..."

Barry couldn't take the pain anymore. He had to end it. He crawled over to the couch and took a deep breath before plunging his stinger into the fabric. The pounding rain coming from the sky started to subside into a light drizzle. As the stinger left his body, Barry sighed in relief. It would all bee over soon.

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The Flood / Re: Where's the best place to head to?
« on: August 10, 2018, 10:20:15 PM »
Come to NC

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The Flood / Re: Personal dilemma.
« on: August 10, 2018, 05:16:26 PM »
Protect the innocent

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The Flood / Re: Welcome back Carmen!
« on: August 08, 2018, 11:43:35 PM »
Are you k

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The Flood / Re: my grandfather likes to watch cartoons
« on: August 07, 2018, 07:36:38 AM »
Ligma is pretty good

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The Flood / Re: Just returning to my roots I suppose
« on: August 06, 2018, 10:42:01 PM »
You should’ve grown up with Imagine Dragons

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Gaming / Re: Evolution 2018 (August 3-5)
« on: August 02, 2018, 01:52:59 AM »
Is this where all the raging nerd memes come from

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The Flood / Re: Hoi
« on: August 02, 2018, 01:48:12 AM »
Been a long time cousin

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>this is a thing

extraordinarily violent thoughts

You been talking about being violent a lot recently

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To get money for being hot

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The Flood / Re: I'm so BOOOOOOOOOOOORED
« on: July 30, 2018, 06:47:25 AM »
Bass rattle stars out the sky

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Gaming / Re: Games with great atmosphere
« on: July 30, 2018, 06:46:43 AM »
Minesweeper

I can really feel the families depending on me

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The Flood / Re: I just miss him so much
« on: July 28, 2018, 12:00:24 PM »
Laika come home
Who? also change your pfp homo

No way
I called dibs on this waifu

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The Flood / Re: I just miss him so much
« on: July 28, 2018, 10:49:53 AM »
Laika come home

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The Flood / Only Club Members Allowed In This Thread
« on: July 27, 2018, 08:46:20 AM »


 8)

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The Flood / Re: Chaotic week
« on: July 27, 2018, 05:29:41 AM »
Business as usual

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The Flood / Re: tfw death grips will never be this good again
« on: July 25, 2018, 11:20:48 PM »
PRETTY PRETTY NINE

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Are you k buddy

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Why do girls have all the best sex toys

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The Flood / Re: Shazam Trailer
« on: July 21, 2018, 08:09:23 PM »
YouTube


So glad they went with the classic bright red glowing symbol costume instead of the dark DCU style costumes as of late
It went from a good adaptation to a deadpool wannabe

Every comic book movie with comedy in it is Deadpool now?
No, guardians of the galaxy ain't. Thor ain't. It's movies that focus too much on current events

What current event was in this trailer?

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The Flood / Re: lolcapshit, IT'S GODZILLA'S TIME
« on: July 21, 2018, 07:47:56 PM »
That's some nice music

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The Flood / Re: Shazam Trailer
« on: July 21, 2018, 07:04:53 PM »
YouTube


So glad they went with the classic bright red glowing symbol costume instead of the dark DCU style costumes as of late
It went from a good adaptation to a deadpool wannabe

Every comic book movie with comedy in it is Deadpool now?

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