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Gaming / Re: Windows 10 compatible games
« on: July 17, 2015, 02:49:07 PM »
*scrolls down to E*
"Skyrim"
aight

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Gaming / Re: Halo vs Mass Effect (Goddamnit)
« on: July 17, 2015, 07:34:11 AM »
Fools. You underestimate Mass Effect by a huge margin. I'm glad none of you are in positions of power, your arrogance would be your downfall.

I think you forget that it all comes down to who has the most firepower. And Halo has a big fucking sword.

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Gaming / Re: I love Pokemon but this is a it far, creepy even.
« on: July 17, 2015, 07:22:41 AM »
For well over a decade, I have subjugated my Pokemon to a life of captivity and pedophilic/incestual non-consensual impregnation, then slaughtered their offspring by the thousands because they weren't perfect so idk where this guy is coming from. They're just 0's and 1's to me.

Also, am I the only one that realizes the antagonists are right when they say we use them as weapons?

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Gaming / Re: FNAF4 Trailer
« on: July 17, 2015, 07:11:53 AM »
Can't wait for annoying ass YouTube "gamers" to scream at everything and yell "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?" at 90mph.

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Gaming / Re: Ever had one of those days?
« on: July 17, 2015, 07:08:18 AM »
These days, I wouldn't know. I hardly ever play competitive multiplayer. Last time I actively did so was Reach, and I quit that sometime in 2012 I imagine. I've mostly been playing co-op or singleplayer games since then.

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Gaming / Re: Activision's getting worse than EA
« on: July 17, 2015, 07:03:53 AM »
EA's getting better. By no means are they saintly, but they've taken a few steps in the right direction. Getting rid of Online Passes was a smart move. Activision is definitely worse.

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The Flood / Re: Batman v. Superman
« on: July 17, 2015, 06:47:29 AM »
I'm looking forward to it. It'll be a nice change of pace from superhero movies just being about heroes doing the right thing. The only thing that worries me is the huge cast. When movies start bringing in too many characters, the story is punished for it (Avengers). Here's hoping DC nails this, it's going to be what sets the tone for their upcoming films (Flash, Aquaman, etc.).

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The Flood / Re: I saw Ant-Man
« on: July 17, 2015, 06:44:05 AM »
Best marvel movie yet, easy
That's not saying much.

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The Flood / Re: GUESS WHAT CAME IN THE MAIL TODAY
« on: July 17, 2015, 06:43:12 AM »
What games do you have? Throw that GT my way bby

GT: Shablingy

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Gaming / Re: Games you hate
« on: July 17, 2015, 06:40:12 AM »
Destiny
Borderlands
Dishonored
Metroid
F-Zero

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Gaming / Re: I don't like the future of Halo
« on: July 17, 2015, 06:38:12 AM »
343i makes better stories, I like where Halo is going.

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Holy hell is this video full of both cringe and bullshit.

EDIT: 14:30 - "Destiny is so cinematic and has such strong storytelling, and has such a deep...and is so incredibly immersive."

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Gaming / Re: Halo vs Mass Effect (Goddamnit)
« on: July 12, 2015, 03:54:31 AM »
>Post-War UNSC
ME already lost
>Pre-War Covenant
ME was revived just so it could be killed again
>Prometheans machines
idk

Seriously though, I love both franchises, but ME is severely underpowered for a reason. It's like pitting cavemen against the U.S. Navy.

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Gaming / Re: Hey, remember when Bungie Day was actually great?
« on: July 12, 2015, 03:46:46 AM »
Saw a thread from the actual community attempting to come together to play Destiny and Halo 3. DeeJ actually replied to the thread and said something like "We'll show a more appropriate representation of the day."

Like, what? Fucking asshole. Probably didn't mean to come off that way but he did anyway. They have literally no understanding of their real community. They only acknowledge the mindless drones that throw money at their scam of a game. So instead of rewarding their players, or actually playing with them in online matches while offering rewards (steaktaculars, anyone?), they're encouraging them to grind even more, just in case they haven't already grinded enough to get the emblem right away.

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Is it anything like the previous games? Because Arkham Asylum + City were a boring counter attack fest.
Knight's combat requires you to rely on more than your counter button/key. As OP said, there is a lot of variety among enemies in each fight. You're gonna have to adapt and change your attacks about every second.

That being said, it's still a Batman game. I haven't met anyone that's hated the combat system, but if you didn't like Asylum or City (somehow) then I guess it would only make sense for you to not enjoy Knight either.

(Knight is still a pretty damn fun game)

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Don't get hit.

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Gaming / Re: I actually really enjoy ESO
« on: June 14, 2015, 04:41:21 PM »
I was skeptical on the first day but I'm starting to really enjoy it. Still, I wouldn't get the game if you're planning on playing it solo like a normal TES game, this is a proper MMO.

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Or you could just be a responsible human being and understand that you gave the game back, voiding your right to play it unless you pay for it.

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Gaming / Re: Nathan Drake Collection confirmed
« on: June 04, 2015, 10:46:43 PM »
Oh look, another HD remaster. How original.

Remember when developers used to make games?

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Gaming / Re: What was the dumbest gaming accessory(ies) you got?
« on: June 02, 2015, 12:53:38 PM »
I bought this stand for the Wii that would glow blue, could charge two batteries, and was supposed to cool the system. Honestly, I didn't need the thing. We already had plenty of outlet-based chargers around the house, tons of batteries, and how the fuck was a Wii going to overheat? Either way, it glowed blue, which made the system look a little cool at night, but that never made me want to dust it off and play it.

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I never really liked ODST, but I'm not gonna complain. I honestly don't think 343i even had to do this but whatever. I would have preferred Reach instead but, again, not gonna complain.
>reach
>worst halo game

get out m8
>ODST
>worst halo game

get out m8
just kill yourself
Reach was actually the best Halo game, and ODST was the worst, by far. Like it doesn't even come close.
Spoiler
m80
Opinions like this is the reason why you're not liked
You know you love me bby
You stole my avatar. That's unforgivable.
I didn't steal shit. It was fair game, and you know it.
nigga you jumped on the marty getting fired bandwagon
*no lies detected*

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Gaming / Re: Well Fallout 4 is now official
« on: June 02, 2015, 12:43:20 PM »
I always knew this day was coming, just not so soon!

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I never really liked ODST, but I'm not gonna complain. I honestly don't think 343i even had to do this but whatever. I would have preferred Reach instead but, again, not gonna complain.
>reach
>worst halo game

get out m8
>ODST
>worst halo game

get out m8
just kill yourself
Reach was actually the best Halo game, and ODST was the worst, by far. Like it doesn't even come close.
Spoiler
m80
Opinions like this is the reason why you're not liked
You know you love me bby
You stole my avatar. That's unforgivable.
I didn't steal shit. It was fair game, and you know it.

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I never really liked ODST, but I'm not gonna complain. I honestly don't think 343i even had to do this but whatever. I would have preferred Reach instead but, again, not gonna complain.
>reach
>worst halo game

get out m8
>ODST
>worst halo game

get out m8
just kill yourself
Reach was actually the best Halo game, and ODST was the worst, by far. Like it doesn't even come close.
Spoiler
m80
Opinions like this is the reason why you're not liked
You know you love me bby

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I never really liked ODST, but I'm not gonna complain. I honestly don't think 343i even had to do this but whatever. I would have preferred Reach instead but, again, not gonna complain.
>reach
>worst halo game

get out m8
>ODST
>worst halo game

get out m8
just kill yourself
Reach was actually the best Halo game, and ODST was the worst, by far. Like it doesn't even come close.
Spoiler
m80

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Gaming / Re: The Pokemon Attract move is homophobic.
« on: June 01, 2015, 03:45:05 PM »
Tumblr is the root of all evil. Real trans/homosexual people don't give a shit about this kind of stuff.

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I never really liked ODST, but I'm not gonna complain. I honestly don't think 343i even had to do this but whatever. I would have preferred Reach instead but, again, not gonna complain.
>reach
>worst halo game

get out m8
>ODST
>worst halo game

get out m8

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Gaming / Re: What's the most interesting game universe to you?
« on: June 01, 2015, 02:54:18 AM »
When I was younger, it was Zelda.

These days, I find Halo and Mass Effect to be the most compelling. Assassin's Creed used to be compelling, but Ubisoft strayed from their narrative prowess, I think they forgot how to properly write a game.

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The Flood / Re: ONE WAY TO END A FUCKING GODDAMN SEASON FUCK
« on: June 01, 2015, 02:40:04 AM »
What?

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Gaming / Re: 343 says fuck you Destiny
« on: June 01, 2015, 02:38:21 AM »
Ahahahahahahahahahahaha get fukt bungle

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