This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.
Messages - Dopameme
Pages: 1 ... 252627 2829 ... 261
781
« on: February 04, 2016, 11:08:23 PM »
Why do I have the feeling "Garden gnomes" doesn't actually mean what I think it does
i'm hesitant to google any of the things past weird
782
« on: February 04, 2016, 11:01:53 PM »
and the animal you have become was chosen based off of the personality traits of your past life. what would you see yourself being reincarnated into?
tbh fam i won't be surprised if i become a dolphin in a future life, under the impression that reincarnation is a thing, of course
783
« on: February 04, 2016, 10:57:21 PM »
Obama better get his ass back to Washington and FIX THIS COUNTRY
too bad barack hussein bin laden obama won't be in for a 3rd term
784
« on: February 04, 2016, 10:53:45 PM »
you sure that isn't dr. dre?
785
« on: February 04, 2016, 10:52:27 PM »
fifa 15 and dark souls, it was fallout 4 but i just can't seem to get back into that game
786
« on: February 04, 2016, 10:48:58 PM »
that's definitely samuel L jackson
787
« on: February 04, 2016, 10:31:11 PM »
i don't know how to pilot a jaeger, but i'd take a jaeger-bomb with jive
788
« on: February 04, 2016, 10:28:05 PM »
oh shit is that lebron james?
789
« on: February 04, 2016, 09:19:02 PM »
why would my girlfriend want me to use a toy when i have a 8.5 inch, curved beast of a cock?
we need some proof of this
to contain, for your safety
maybe in anarchy i'll show off the beast
790
« on: February 04, 2016, 09:00:35 PM »
why would my girlfriend want me to use a toy when i have a 8.5 inch, curved beast of a cock?
791
« on: February 04, 2016, 08:51:50 PM »
get your sweet asses in here
792
« on: February 04, 2016, 03:37:07 PM »
come shatter deez nuts boi
793
« on: February 04, 2016, 03:32:25 PM »
haha yeah, and i've never consumed an intoxicating substance or stepped outside of my house
But you haven't
but i have
794
« on: February 04, 2016, 01:51:44 PM »
haha yeah, and i've never consumed an intoxicating substance or stepped outside of my house
795
« on: February 04, 2016, 01:49:58 PM »
quality post
796
« on: February 04, 2016, 01:45:01 PM »
your obsession is pathetic
797
« on: February 04, 2016, 01:43:10 PM »
today this dude i talk to in one of my business courses said that i look like ryan reynolds. i don't really see it but, fuck, i'll take that compliment any day.
countless females have complimented me on my butt and my eyes
798
« on: February 03, 2016, 10:33:27 AM »
2015 Toyota Corolla
MSRP: From $16,950
MPG: Up to 30 city, 42 highway
Horsepower: 132 to 140 HP
Engine: 1.8L 4-cylinder
I usually dislike white cars, but I don't mind it so much on this model. Toyotas are really dependable (unless it's a Yaris) and comfortable. You posted a Lexus in OP which is owned by Toyota now iirc (or vise versa). This is the car I plan on getting next, but probably in black.
get that weeby trash outta here fam
BC, don't be soft and buy a truck. most of the time they're the same size on the inside but trucks have the large trunk beds and they look bad ass. i feel SUV's are more reserved for soccer moms or old, rich white people
Ford F-150 for sure
If you wanna haul a heavy load, buy yourself a chevy. If you wanna swallow a heavy load, get a ford.
haha you and i both know that general motors trash has nothing on ford, enjoy your yearly mass recalls
799
« on: February 03, 2016, 10:30:32 AM »
i don't understand how people type like a dyslexic child when they're drunk, i mean with autocorrect and shit these days it's not even that hard to maintain perfect spelling
800
« on: February 03, 2016, 10:20:31 AM »
i haven't been seriously depressed since high school
sure there are still some downs but as of late i've been pretty satisfied with life
801
« on: February 03, 2016, 10:17:57 AM »
2015 Toyota Corolla
MSRP: From $16,950
MPG: Up to 30 city, 42 highway
Horsepower: 132 to 140 HP
Engine: 1.8L 4-cylinder
I usually dislike white cars, but I don't mind it so much on this model. Toyotas are really dependable (unless it's a Yaris) and comfortable. You posted a Lexus in OP which is owned by Toyota now iirc (or vise versa). This is the car I plan on getting next, but probably in black.
get that weeby trash outta here fam BC, don't be soft and buy a truck. most of the time they're the same size on the inside but trucks have the large trunk beds and they look bad ass. i feel SUV's are more reserved for soccer moms or old, rich white people Ford F-150 for sure
802
« on: February 02, 2016, 06:23:47 PM »
2016 has been pretty fucking good to me so far, no complaints whatsoever
803
« on: February 02, 2016, 06:22:44 PM »
You're welcome
i didn't see your bitch ass at the window
Was your coffee good? Shut your ass up
i knew it tasted a little like faggotry
don't be mean to naru
what are you gonna do about it, huh?
you gonna beat me up?
I'll knock your ass to the ground.
My hero
<3
i'll take on both of you homos right now, let's fuckin scrap
lmao you wish I'd fight you, bitch boy.
call me a bitch boy ONE MORE TIME and see what FUCKING HAPPENS
BITCH
lmao what ya gonna do about it, bitch boy?
alright that's it gimme ur address punk, it's time for a fuckin scrap
That won't be necessary.
I'm inside your house right now, bitch boy.
haha joke's on you
i don't have a house
thats what you think
>.> <.<
804
« on: February 02, 2016, 05:57:01 PM »
What a waste.
Once single rip from the 20in and I'm just as stoned as I'd be after 4 joints.
have you done bho dabs?
Unfortunately no, I've never found any. But I know enough about them.
sheeeeit bruh, you gotta cop a dab someday, it's a life changing experience for sure
805
« on: February 02, 2016, 05:30:41 PM »
You're welcome
i didn't see your bitch ass at the window
Was your coffee good? Shut your ass up
i knew it tasted a little like faggotry
don't be mean to naru
what are you gonna do about it, huh?
you gonna beat me up?
I'll knock your ass to the ground.
My hero
<3
i'll take on both of you homos right now, let's fuckin scrap
lmao you wish I'd fight you, bitch boy.
call me a bitch boy ONE MORE TIME and see what FUCKING HAPPENS
BITCH
lmao what ya gonna do about it, bitch boy?
alright that's it gimme ur address punk, it's time for a fuckin scrap
That won't be necessary.
I'm inside your house right now, bitch boy.
haha joke's on you i don't have a house
806
« on: February 02, 2016, 05:28:32 PM »
You're welcome
i didn't see your bitch ass at the window
Was your coffee good? Shut your ass up
i knew it tasted a little like faggotry
don't be mean to naru
what are you gonna do about it, huh?
you gonna beat me up?
I'll knock your ass to the ground.
My hero
<3
i'll take on both of you homos right now, let's fuckin scrap
lmao you wish I'd fight you, bitch boy.
call me a bitch boy ONE MORE TIME and see what FUCKING HAPPENS
BITCH
lmao what ya gonna do about it, bitch boy?
alright that's it gimme ur address punk, it's time for a fuckin scrap
807
« on: February 02, 2016, 03:48:18 PM »
i've had my fair share of tinder fucks but that's about it, i prefer meeting and talking to girls in person over online interactions, it's less sketchy that way.
808
« on: February 02, 2016, 03:31:25 PM »
You're welcome
i didn't see your bitch ass at the window
Was your coffee good? Shut your ass up
i knew it tasted a little like faggotry
don't be mean to naru
what are you gonna do about it, huh?
you gonna beat me up?
I'll knock your ass to the ground.
My hero
<3
i'll take on both of you homos right now, let's fuckin scrap
lmao you wish I'd fight you, bitch boy.
call me a bitch boy ONE MORE TIME and see what FUCKING HAPPENS BITCH
809
« on: February 02, 2016, 02:15:16 PM »
it was all down to your good looks
i should really use these good looks for free shit more often 
You'd get lots of free gay sex
i think i'll take free straight sex instead, with the lights off and in missionary only...the way god intended
810
« on: February 02, 2016, 01:50:15 PM »
You're welcome
i didn't see your bitch ass at the window
Was your coffee good? Shut your ass up
i knew it tasted a little like faggotry
don't be mean to naru
what are you gonna do about it, huh?
you gonna beat me up?
I'll knock your ass to the ground.
My hero
<3
i'll take on both of you homos right now, let's fuckin scrap
Lmao this faggot,let's go fuccboi
What the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tiny Tots Program, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the girl's bathroom, and I have over 300 confirmed noogies. I am trained in Nerf warfare and I have the most gold stars in the entire kindergarten class. You are nothing to me but just another butthead. I will beat you the heck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my dang words. You think you can get away with saying that baloney to me on the glowy type-box? Think again, doodiehead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your parents are being called to pick you up right now so you better prepare for the spanking, junior. The spanking that wipes out the dumb little thing you call your playtime. You're in big darn trouble, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wedgie you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed fartfights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States PTA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your dorky bottom off the face of the playground, you little poopypants. If only you could have known what serious punishments your little "smartypants" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goshdarned tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you silly doofus. I will spray boogers all over you and you will cry about it. You're frickin grounded, buttmunch.
Pages: 1 ... 252627 2829 ... 261
|
Show Posts