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751
« on: February 12, 2016, 04:45:29 PM »
Why would you go if you don't support him?
My friend goes to the university he's rallying at and he got two free tickets, so we pre gamed it
a trump rally is probably the only rally where it's acceptable to pre-game before
752
« on: February 12, 2016, 09:52:36 AM »
You don't need a degree to be an entrepreneur
753
« on: February 11, 2016, 09:49:04 PM »
it's okay, having a girlfriend is overrated anyway
754
« on: February 09, 2016, 10:00:31 PM »
cannabis is also 100% organic and gluten-free :-)
755
« on: February 09, 2016, 09:58:11 PM »
bro i feel you 100% and my girlfriend reflects that. she's completely disgusted by hookup culture and was a virgin before me.
756
« on: February 09, 2016, 05:58:27 PM »
The Plunder From Down Under
Tryptacream
Snatch Batcher
757
« on: February 09, 2016, 05:52:38 PM »
The Plunder From Down Under
758
« on: February 09, 2016, 05:49:43 PM »
is it true that aliens are responsible for pretty much all of ancient humanity's greatest accomplishments?
759
« on: February 09, 2016, 05:46:50 PM »
do you get an awkward boner while she's fist-deep in your mouth?
760
« on: February 09, 2016, 05:44:09 PM »
hey babe, are you a doctor? "no...why?" Spoiler because you just cured my erectile dysfunction  i've used this line on tinder hookups before and it has never failed me
761
« on: February 08, 2016, 10:06:44 PM »
nothing wrong with a romantic dinner, long midnight walk on the beach, and some infatuating ass-to-mouth action to cap off the night
762
« on: February 08, 2016, 05:40:58 PM »
i dig this one 
763
« on: February 08, 2016, 05:03:06 PM »
i'll be the guy who dresses up as the store's mascot (which would probably be a giant penis or some shit) and shows up to work baked all the time
764
« on: February 08, 2016, 05:01:52 PM »
pharmacy's mine, bitches
ya right bitch i'm in charge of the drugs
765
« on: February 08, 2016, 04:58:36 PM »
daily reminder that this song describes roman's love life perfectly
766
« on: February 08, 2016, 02:09:37 PM »
yooo i forgot to comment on that!
but yeah everyone knows my snaps are lit 
That breakfast though
it's the most important meal of the day servin it up, nasty's waybleh!
767
« on: February 08, 2016, 10:01:27 AM »
yooo i forgot to comment on that! but yeah everyone knows my snaps are lit
768
« on: February 06, 2016, 02:21:18 PM »
master chief can take on WW2 russia, can She-Man do that?
didn't think so
769
« on: February 05, 2016, 08:48:02 PM »
i'm really fucking with this record right now
770
« on: February 05, 2016, 08:37:18 PM »
The CD's currently in the head unit of my car are as follows
Against Me! - White Crosses
Against Me! - Transgender Dysphoria Blues
Against Me! - New Wave
Ellie Goulding - Halcyon Days
Ellie Goulding - Bright Lights
Alkaline Trio - My Shame Is True
There was a Chunk! No Captain Chunk! album in there last week. That is what I've been listening to lately.
what are your thoughts on My Shame Is True? honestly i haven't given it a listen in a while but i wasn't too impressed with a lot of the tracks when i did.
771
« on: February 05, 2016, 07:29:19 PM »
seriously guys get in here
772
« on: February 05, 2016, 04:04:22 PM »
i'm still chasing my dream of becoming the biggest cannabis conglomerate that this world has ever seen
773
« on: February 05, 2016, 04:00:16 PM »
come here, my children
774
« on: February 05, 2016, 11:43:34 AM »
Honey badger. Cause the honey badger don't give a fuck.
i can't see a jewish nigger becoming a honey badger tbh
775
« on: February 05, 2016, 11:34:32 AM »
I literally do this all the time. I literally can't make up my mind.
literally literally?
776
« on: February 04, 2016, 11:43:57 PM »
I actually double liked a post. I still don't know how I did it.
you open up multiple tabs of the same page and like the post on all the tabs
777
« on: February 04, 2016, 11:35:29 PM »
i feel like that's probably the biggest dick move somebody could pull on this website tbh, i mean imagine how you'd feel if you posted a sick reply and then see one of your buds shoot you a like, only for him to pull some flaw shit and unlike it later
everyone unlike my post
778
« on: February 04, 2016, 11:32:39 PM »
I'm reporting this guy.
i want to wake up naked next to you.
while kissing the curve of his clavicle?
779
« on: February 04, 2016, 11:26:53 PM »
This is the video I took when I got him on Saturday. He's a lab/pit bull mix, just turned seven weeks old today!
PS, ignore the sounds in the background. My roommate's girlfriend brought over her brother to see the puppy and he got bored real quick
that's awesome the dog in my avatar pic is a pit/lab mix too, which happens to be one of my favorite types of dogs... they're so fucking cute
780
« on: February 04, 2016, 11:24:18 PM »
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