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The Flood / Re: Reasons why the South is better than the North
« on: September 18, 2014, 06:25:59 PM »


Florida sucks massive dick and is humidity central, and southern hospitality is a myth. There's excellent barbecue everywhere in America.
The only spot in Florida that suffers a shit ton of humidity is way down south Florida, pretty much everywhere in the Miami area. Central and North Florida is pretty much the same as every other southern state.
ur gay
no u

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The Flood / Re: Reasons why the South is better than the North
« on: September 18, 2014, 06:25:21 PM »

Sweet tea is disgusting, first off. And secondly, why is "hot year round" a positive thing? I love the cold, especially snow. Any place where it doesn't snow in the winter is a shitty place.
Have you ever had homemade sweet tea? Probably not. Try that and then come back to me.

Plus, I said warm, not hot. There's a difference between 80 and 90-100+ degree weather. The latter is only apparent in the summers in certain states.

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The Flood / Re: Reasons why the South is better than the North
« on: September 18, 2014, 06:22:59 PM »

Florida sucks massive dick and is humidity central, and southern hospitality is a myth. There's excellent barbecue everywhere in America.
The only spot in Florida that suffers a shit ton of humidity is way down south Florida, pretty much everywhere in the Miami area. Central and North Florida is pretty much the same as every other southern state.

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The Flood / Re: Reasons why the South is better than the North
« on: September 18, 2014, 06:21:20 PM »

southern food really is vastly superior

i lived in DC for a decade and dem city folks rip you off so hard for food

down here in the south, they know how to cook, and do it cheap
This man speaks the truth

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The Flood / Reasons why the South is better than the North
« on: September 18, 2014, 05:59:24 PM »
Alright bitches, I've been seeing a lot of talk from some of you northfags about how the south is so bad and everything about it sucks. Well, as a full-time southerner, I'm here to prove you fuckers wrong. Here's my comprehensive list of reasons why the south is superior to the north:

1) Southern hospitality. It's possible to strike up conversation with almost anyone you run in to, because we're generally nicer than you northern city folk. Hell, you get smiles and warm greetings from everywhere. What do you get if you try to start conversation with the typical city hipster? A smug expression and a weak "hello."

2) Real barbecue, not that hamburgers and hotdogs bullshit that northerners call barbecue. I'm talking about beef brisket slow cooked for hours, ribs, baked beans, coleslaw, pulled pork, barbecued chicken. Top all of that off with an endless variety of homemade BBQ sauces and you're in food heaven.

3) Warm weather pretty much year round. This one depends on where in the south you are, because some southern states can experience some rough winters. However, places like central Florida, which barely get temperatures below 60 degrees, is paradise. Anyone who'd rather sit inside a dingy basement because it's too cold to go outside than chill at a beach and watch hot babes in bikinis is clearly suffering from a mental illness.

4) Cleaner air and environments. Big cities are fucking disgusting compared to the southern countryside. I'd much rather breathe in clean air than choking on car exhaust-poisoned air in a city.

5) Sweet tea. I can't stress this enough, sweet tea is possibly the greatest southern drink to exist, and it's a shame that northfags either never experience it and just stereotype, or they've had some knock-off mass produced shit and associate that with all sweet tea.

Spoiler
6) We don't live in fear of wildling raids or white walkers.

That's all I've got so far, but please, try and challenge me northfags. I dare you.

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The Flood / Re: Tea
« on: September 18, 2014, 12:12:27 PM »
Seeing nobody mention sweet tea in this thread is making me question how some of you are alive

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The Flood / Re: Would you talk him in from the ledge?
« on: September 18, 2014, 12:27:35 AM »


Y'all are some morbid motherfuckers.

Yes, I would try to help him, because I believe that suicide is taking the easy way out of problems.

So you would force him to the harder path? Who's the dick now.
Yeah the foreseeable future might be hard, but it shouldn't be worth taking your life away. We're all given one life, why take it all away because you aren't willing to go through a rough patch and fix your own problems?

Fired from a job? Sweet, you get unemployment checks, now try and find another job.

Wife divorced you? That's tough, but maybe it was your fault and there's something that you need to fix?

Wife took the kids? ^ see above

When I use words like 'you' here, I'm not specifically talking about you, it's just the way i make examples.

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The Flood / Re: Would you talk him in from the ledge?
« on: September 18, 2014, 12:01:14 AM »
Y'all are some morbid motherfuckers.

Yes, I would try to help him, because I believe that suicide is taking the easy way out of problems.

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The Flood / Re: Pics of your piece
« on: September 17, 2014, 09:13:39 PM »
I don't have it on me right now, but I have a piece that's shaped like Thor's hammer. Has a little scooby-snack collector on the bottom and glows in the dark.
Post pic when possible!
will do, senor

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The Flood / Re: Pics of your piece
« on: September 17, 2014, 08:58:59 PM »
I don't have it on me right now, but I have a piece that's shaped like Thor's hammer. Has a little scooby-snack collector on the bottom and glows in the dark.

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The Flood / Re: Welp, looks like I didn't get the job.
« on: September 17, 2014, 08:57:02 PM »
Did you take my advice?

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The Flood / Re: Hey fgts, guess what!
« on: September 17, 2014, 06:56:30 PM »
What the hell did you just call me?
a uh...um... fgt.

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The Flood / Re: Member rating thread
« on: September 17, 2014, 06:55:56 PM »
rate me like one of your french girls, fgt

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The Flood / Re: Hey fgts, guess what!
« on: September 17, 2014, 06:55:07 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Hey fgts, guess what!
« on: September 17, 2014, 06:44:48 PM »
Nope.
Yes.

wait are you not a mod anymore?

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The Flood / Re: Hey fgts, guess what!
« on: September 17, 2014, 06:44:23 PM »
Yeah but no one like me anymore so it'd be kind of awkward if I joined.
i still like you, Dustbin

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The Flood / Re: Hey fgts, guess what!
« on: September 17, 2014, 06:44:01 PM »
Make me
do it or I'll stop having sex with you

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The Flood / Hey fgts, guess what!
« on: September 17, 2014, 06:41:48 PM »
I finally managed to get plug.deej to work, but I had to sacrifice my old account and make a new one. In that case, all of you fuckers should get in here with me :D

never mind, there's still some quirks I have to work out

https://plug.dj/sep7

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The Flood / Re: POST AND BE JUDGED
« on: September 15, 2014, 11:32:58 PM »
Judge me fgt

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The Flood / Re: ITT: We post what triggers us
« on: September 15, 2014, 11:32:22 PM »

Triggers us...do you mean it in a good way or in a bad way?
Bad. Triggers are like pet peeves, but instead of mildly irritating you, you get instantly, intensely angry.

You probably don't have any.
But I do dislike hard tacos, they are bad.
Get out.
Soft tacos are better.
hard tacos are objectively better than soft.

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The Flood / Re: I have my first job interview tomorrow. AMA.
« on: September 15, 2014, 07:49:24 PM »
Remember to assert your dominance over your employer by taking a shit on their desk and smearing their face in it.

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The Flood / Re: oh fuck the ilerminaty is onto me
« on: September 15, 2014, 07:39:02 PM »
Don't let the ilerminaty take your Jew gold!!

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The Flood / Re: Is one of you on b.net
« on: September 15, 2014, 07:34:38 PM »
Nope, but whoever it is, they keep bumping old threads of mine

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The Flood / Re: How to make this forum really awesome.
« on: September 15, 2014, 06:47:50 PM »
That's actually a horrible idea

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The Flood / Re: An idea about getting new members
« on: September 15, 2014, 06:47:29 PM »

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The Flood / Re: An idea about getting new members
« on: September 15, 2014, 06:46:31 PM »
Goji
Plasma Pistol (Eagle)
Jim

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The Flood / Re: Pro tip when texting females:
« on: September 15, 2014, 06:40:38 PM »
I thought this was common knowledge?

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The Flood / Re: ama me anything you cocksubcekfe
« on: September 13, 2014, 09:25:47 PM »
When are you gonna let me tickle your bum?

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The Flood / Re: Someone help me with plug.deej
« on: September 13, 2014, 09:23:07 PM »

Try xbox.com
Goddamn it I really don't want to laugh but I have to

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The Flood / Re: Someone help me with plug.deej
« on: September 13, 2014, 09:12:25 PM »
Goddamn it someone help meeeee

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