shut up meta

if you don't get the pizza one then you're doing this all wrong

Did cheat secretly recruit foman to become a mod here?

just a friendly reminder from your neighborhood officer 

Why yes, I do have a gigantic penis, thanks for pointing that out

Don't go all Verbatim on us Nasty.

believe me, I still enjoy life and believe there's a slight chance that humanity can pull itself out of its own mess.

Oh, and I think babies are fucking adorable

Let me explain.

We're born into a life without our choosing, on a planet that's slowly dying, with no explanation as to what we're doing here. We grow up learning not what we want, but what we have to in order to produce for society. Do we as humans have an underlying purpose in this shit hole? I'd like to think so. I'd like to truly believe that everything was created by a perfect, omnipotent being, with each of us having our own planned-out life. I want to know for certain that a god is real, that there is something watching over me and causes all of this suffering in the world for a reason. I want to be certain that when I die I can spend the rest of eternity in a paradise with all of the people I've spent my life with, and people that I've had to watch die before me.

However, all of this is starting to become less and less of a possibility for me. Want to know what I believe our real purpose is? To die. That is the only thing that anybody can be certain for, that we will die, but what we do with our allotted time before then is what really matters. That is, if anything we do really matters in the grand scheme of life. Humanity's history is filled with more negative events than positive. We spend our lives on this floating rock and drain it of its resources, what will we do when there's nothing left? Instead of spreading love and peace throughout the world, our leaders would rather murder and corrupt each other, be it in the name of a god or through greed. Maybe we could be a highly advanced species if the world's greatest minds developed methods of helping humans instead of ways to kill them.

Why am I writing this now? I am in no way posing to be some ultra-edgy intellectual in an attempt to gain attention. I tend to have these thoughts every now and then, only I'm starting to have them more frequently. Before I left home for university I was so excited for a fresh start, to forget all of the fucked up things I've done or tried to do, and I was filled with the thought of my attitude on life being different. Well, it has, and it hasn't been for the better. I'm starting to see the true colors of people who I thought were friends, beginning to question what I am even doing with my life, even wonder why I'm alive in the first place. It is pretty much impossible for me to form any sort of strong relationship with someone, whether it's intimate or a friendship. I feel inadequate for this type of society that demands us to work in order to live, only to spend our lives prolonging death. I wish I could refrain from ending up as just another cog in the societal machine, but in this day and age it's almost an impossibility.

Maybe I just need to get some sleep? It'll be a new day and a new opportunity to do new things! If only it could be so easy. One of these nights I just hope that I can fall asleep and never wake up again, and accept the only certain purpose in my life.

Vagina and lady booty

i bet you love "examining" your vagina 

The vagina is a very interesting and complex organ.

Sure, taking your own life should only affect said person, correct?

Literally any drug can be considered a "gateway drug." It's a person's choice to delve into the harder stuff. I'm damn certain that, even though I smoke weed and drink alcohol, I will never try cocaine, meth, heroin, etc.

I've got work that I need to keep procrastinating on.

i am also procrastinating

why not do it together 

I thought you meant me

slash is a fgt, you're a nagger fgt

big difference

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The hell would you use the xbox to watch youtube when you've got a god damn computer?

I don't have cable. When I get tired of Netflix I watch YouTube.

I'm failing to understand how you're failing to understand this concept.

I don't understand why you think you need cable to watch youtube.

wut

You can watch youtube on the computer, with or without cable.

I'm thinking you may have completely misunderstood what the original question was.

Yeah I'm aware of that. The reason I watch YouTube is because I don't have cable. It's much more convenient to watch it on my tv instead of my computer.  I'm thinking you misunderstood the original statement.

i think what you're both trying to say is that you're attracted to men

Hysterical.

i know