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« on: May 07, 2016, 12:40:42 PM »
bruh just pop a melatonin pill and you'll sleep like a baby
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« on: May 02, 2016, 09:46:54 AM »
reminder that fireball whiskey is for college freshmen who haven't discovered better liquors yet
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« on: May 02, 2016, 09:07:27 AM »
i probably do it like 2-3 times a week now, but back in my heyday i'd spank it at least once a day.
sex is still sooo much better, though
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« on: May 01, 2016, 03:12:32 PM »
there's a wild alligator population that lives on my college campus. i've also seen deer and black bears too.
despite having a bad rap, most of the time alligators will do their best to stay out of our way. they usually attack humans when their habitat or nest is being disturbed, or when they get used to being fed by humans and end up not being afraid of us anymore.
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« on: May 01, 2016, 03:03:58 PM »
this is why i take psychedelics when i go to raves and music fests, they're less dangerous and i get to remember the entire experience in vivid detail :^)
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« on: April 30, 2016, 11:15:10 PM »
wow opening that thread just gave me some serious nostalgia, bring me back to those days man 
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« on: April 30, 2016, 11:11:35 PM »
i'd walk out of that camping store, hit up the plug, and invest in a duffle bag full of shrooms. then i'd shroom out the rest of my days in the wild because why the fuck not, no way i'd be able to survive more than a month out there anyway
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« on: April 30, 2016, 11:08:26 PM »
i'd say you're a nice guy too
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« on: April 30, 2016, 11:05:44 PM »
if you guys were my family i'd be even more fucked up than i already am
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« on: April 30, 2016, 10:21:14 PM »
fantastic
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« on: April 30, 2016, 09:02:31 PM »
as a matter of fact, most women instantly turn me down when i tell them i don't have a body pillow with my waifu on it
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« on: April 30, 2016, 02:20:58 PM »
Never been, but everyone around here talks about Key West like it's a slice of heaven on earth.
correction, getting some genuine key lime pie is like a slice of heaven on earth
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« on: April 30, 2016, 01:02:17 PM »
drive to the beach by going East on I-4
it's not too terribly far
also you'll drive by my house :^)
did you know, in the time we've been on this site, you could've driven to my house and back 2217.31589337 times
if i come over how many cans of spray paint do you want me to bring
all of them
ok i'll bring over plenty of paint and butterfly knives
and when you arrive you can give a quick presentation on telling the difference between butterfly knives and pencil compasses
ill try my best
we should definitely round up all the Florida floodies and have a massive orgymeetup
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« on: April 30, 2016, 01:00:27 PM »
you should slide to the fort Myers/Tampa area, it's a lot nicer down here
all you're gonna get in Orlando are theme parks and college shenanigans because UCF is huge
I'm not trying to do that many outside things though, it's so fucking hot here
I might just be a loser and go to Legoland
hey man Legoland is actually really dope, I'd recommend it to anyone ππ»
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« on: April 30, 2016, 12:37:14 PM »
swing by tallahassee for a good time 
more like talla nasty
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« on: April 30, 2016, 12:35:42 PM »
you should slide to the fort Myers/Tampa area, it's a lot nicer down here
all you're gonna get in Orlando are theme parks and college shenanigans because UCF is huge
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« on: April 25, 2016, 04:15:31 PM »
in my opinion it's more important to acquire personal happiness and acceptance with one's self, rather than hoping for that special someone to finally come along and fix all of your problems. that special someone will not exist because the only person who can truly make you happy is yourself.
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« on: April 25, 2016, 04:00:57 PM »
i mean it's pretty gay but do whatever makes you happy i guess
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« on: April 25, 2016, 03:58:59 PM »
Spend it on hookers and blow
my days of blowing money on hookers and white are behind me
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« on: April 25, 2016, 11:22:10 AM »
smoke math everyday
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« on: April 23, 2016, 10:39:38 PM »
greetings from the moon
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« on: April 23, 2016, 10:17:55 PM »
goodbye cruel world ππ»
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« on: April 23, 2016, 10:14:49 PM »
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« on: April 23, 2016, 09:40:48 PM »
Here's an idea, instead of just buying something why don't you uhhh, make a donation to the Deci Foundation? <_<
because charitable organizations only exist to steal my money and make me feel bad about myself
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« on: April 23, 2016, 09:31:16 PM »
gay sex
i'd rather buy straight sex tbh
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« on: April 23, 2016, 09:30:03 PM »
what took so long?
my former employer "lost" my W-2 or some shit so i had to file a pseudo W-2 with estimations that the IRS had to correct themselves
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« on: April 23, 2016, 08:34:02 PM »
now there's a fat lump of cash burning a hole in my checking account
what should i buy? π
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« on: April 23, 2016, 08:28:01 PM »
I wish to have a fourth monitor.
Granted, but your background is permanently changed to wormslut.
I wish I had a plethora of sex toys.
granted, but every time you use one a random person dies i wish i had a big booty qt right now
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« on: April 23, 2016, 08:18:51 PM »
I haven't had an eventful birthday since the one where I tripped on shrooms.
a psychedelic birthday sounds very eventful...i want one
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« on: April 23, 2016, 08:17:39 PM »
didn't feel like going to a restaurant with the family
your fault, nerd
Nigga, I was exhausted after working 7 hours.
Nigga stop that
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