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The Flood / Re: What would you do if a cute boy kissed you?
« on: February 13, 2015, 09:08:45 PM »
"woah nigga, i don't roll that way"
Added to gaylord
what the fuck did you just fucking say to me, you little bitch?

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The Flood / Re: What would you do if a cute boy kissed you?
« on: February 13, 2015, 09:06:59 PM »
"woah nigga, i don't roll that way"

4293
The Flood / Re: Earlier today I did something I'm very proud of.
« on: February 13, 2015, 09:04:01 PM »
what did you do that made you proud?

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The Flood / Re: Do you eat fries with or without ketchup
« on: February 13, 2015, 09:03:11 PM »
When did this become a mayonnaise hate thread?

Also why can't you start an argument with an American without the word "freedom" popping up? It's like a defence mechanism.

Fucking shits.
mayo is serious business

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The Flood / Re: Do you eat fries with or without ketchup
« on: February 13, 2015, 08:53:03 PM »
Quote
In foods, EDTA bound to iron is used to “fortify” grain-based products such as breakfast cereals and cereal bars. EDTA is also used in calcium and sodium compounds to preserve food; and to promote the color, texture, and flavor of food.
http://www.webmd.com/vitamins-supplements/ingredientmono-1032-edta.aspx?activeingredientid=1032&activeingredientname=edta

The amount it's used in food is nowhere near harmful amounts, despite the compound also being used for other things in metallurgy, treating lead poison, and brain damage. If anything, that's awesome as shit that you're eating the utilitarian compound that cures lead poisoning while having delicious Mayo.
>mayo
>delicious

looks like we're back to square one
kill yourself fat fuck
go eat some more mayo lard ass


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The Flood / Re: Do you eat fries with or without ketchup
« on: February 13, 2015, 08:41:59 PM »
Quote
In foods, EDTA bound to iron is used to “fortify” grain-based products such as breakfast cereals and cereal bars. EDTA is also used in calcium and sodium compounds to preserve food; and to promote the color, texture, and flavor of food.
http://www.webmd.com/vitamins-supplements/ingredientmono-1032-edta.aspx?activeingredientid=1032&activeingredientname=edta

The amount it's used in food is nowhere near harmful amounts, despite the compound also being used for other things in metallurgy, treating lead poison, and brain damage. If anything, that's awesome as shit that you're eating the utilitarian compound that cures lead poisoning while having delicious Mayo.
>mayo
>delicious

looks like we're back to square one
kill yourself fat fuck
go eat some more mayo lard ass

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The Flood / Re: Do you eat fries with or without ketchup
« on: February 13, 2015, 08:40:41 PM »
Quote
In foods, EDTA bound to iron is used to “fortify” grain-based products such as breakfast cereals and cereal bars. EDTA is also used in calcium and sodium compounds to preserve food; and to promote the color, texture, and flavor of food.
http://www.webmd.com/vitamins-supplements/ingredientmono-1032-edta.aspx?activeingredientid=1032&activeingredientname=edta

The amount it's used in food is nowhere near harmful amounts, despite the compound also being used for other things in metallurgy, treating lead poison, and brain damage. If anything, that's awesome as shit that you're eating the utilitarian compound that cures lead poisoning while having delicious Mayo.
>mayo
>delicious

looks like we're back to square one

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The Flood / Re: Do you eat fries with or without ketchup
« on: February 13, 2015, 08:27:40 PM »
just realized i got into an internet argument about fucking mayonnaise, what the fuck am i doing right now lmao

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The Flood / Re: Do you eat fries with or without ketchup
« on: February 13, 2015, 08:25:05 PM »
Mayonnaise, like you're supposed to.
Proof Brits can't get anything right.
Chips/Fries are Belgian. They eat them with mayonnaise.

Mayonnaise is the correct way.
Potatoes didn't come from Belgian, dumbass.
Fries do.

You're supposed to eat them with mayonnaise.
mayonnaise is possibly the worst condiment you can put in your body, that shit's nasty. i don't give a fuck if that's what you're supposed to do, i enjoy not having heart disease
Typical porky American using a whole bottle.
Try buying good mayonnaise too.
good mayonnaise, lol. no such thing
What's your beef with mayo?
the stuff is horrible for you, that's it. i mean you're already eating fries which are unhealthy as fuck, let's just add some more fat calories to that!

other than that there's no real beef here
Are you really this dumb? I knew you were a fgt, but this is uncharted territory.

1. Fats and calories aren't the same.
2. Oil is not bad for you
3. Vinegar is not bad for you
4. Eggs aren't fucking bad for you
Give me some evidence on how the fuck Mayo is bad for you, and maybe I won't think you're a dumb.
have you never seen "calories from fat" on a nutrition facts label before? yeah i worded it differently but that's what i meant. here's what you get from a tablespoon-sized serving of mayonnaise. how are you going to tell me that shit isn't bad for you?
1. That is a diet blogging site. I am not a skinny white girl or a fat white girl, I am an underweight man.

57 calories per tablespoon is bad? I need over 2000 a day. I am skinny as fuck, I need fat.

Just because you're a fatass and need to watch your weight, don't project that onto us.
lol alright you got me i'm a fat ass, because i totally don't exercise 6 days a week and don't have an active lifestyle.

i mean this argument was pretty pointless to begin with but i've never seen such a strong defense for a mediocre-at-best tasting condiment which is just straight up bad for your overall health.

oh almost forgot, a quick google search of the ingredients in your Hellmann's Mayo brought up something quite interesting. apparently it includes this neat little chemical compound called calcium disodium edta (Ethylenediaminetetraacetic acid) which gives me yet another reason to not even want to get near the stuff. sorry i don't enjoy putting laboratory experiments in my body.

here, have a read: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethylenediaminetetraacetic_acid

inb4lolwikipedia

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The Flood / Re: Do you eat fries with or without ketchup
« on: February 13, 2015, 08:11:40 PM »
Mayonnaise, like you're supposed to.
Proof Brits can't get anything right.
Chips/Fries are Belgian. They eat them with mayonnaise.

Mayonnaise is the correct way.
Potatoes didn't come from Belgian, dumbass.
Fries do.

You're supposed to eat them with mayonnaise.
mayonnaise is possibly the worst condiment you can put in your body, that shit's nasty. i don't give a fuck if that's what you're supposed to do, i enjoy not having heart disease
Typical porky American using a whole bottle.
Try buying good mayonnaise too.
good mayonnaise, lol. no such thing
What's your beef with mayo?
the stuff is horrible for you, that's it. i mean you're already eating fries which are unhealthy as fuck, let's just add some more fat calories to that!

other than that there's no real beef here
Are you really this dumb? I knew you were a fgt, but this is uncharted territory.

1. Fats and calories aren't the same.
2. Oil is not bad for you
3. Vinegar is not bad for you
4. Eggs aren't fucking bad for you
Give me some evidence on how the fuck Mayo is bad for you, and maybe I won't think you're a dumb.
have you never seen "calories from fat" on a nutrition facts label before? yeah i worded it differently but that's what i meant. here's what you get from a tablespoon-sized serving of mayonnaise. how are you going to tell me that shit isn't bad for you?
Maybe try not lathering it on, genius.
do you not realize how minuscule a tablespoon serving is?

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The Flood / Re: Do you eat fries with or without ketchup
« on: February 13, 2015, 08:07:27 PM »
ITT: lard asses defending their shit taste in condiments lol

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The Flood / Re: Do you eat fries with or without ketchup
« on: February 13, 2015, 08:06:34 PM »
Mayonnaise, like you're supposed to.
Proof Brits can't get anything right.
Chips/Fries are Belgian. They eat them with mayonnaise.

Mayonnaise is the correct way.
Potatoes didn't come from Belgian, dumbass.
Fries do.

You're supposed to eat them with mayonnaise.
mayonnaise is possibly the worst condiment you can put in your body, that shit's nasty. i don't give a fuck if that's what you're supposed to do, i enjoy not having heart disease
Typical porky American using a whole bottle.
Try buying good mayonnaise too.
good mayonnaise, lol. no such thing
What's your beef with mayo?
the stuff is horrible for you, that's it. i mean you're already eating fries which are unhealthy as fuck, let's just add some more fat calories to that!

other than that there's no real beef here
Are you really this dumb? I knew you were a fgt, but this is uncharted territory.

1. Fats and calories aren't the same.
2. Oil is not bad for you
3. Vinegar is not bad for you
4. Eggs aren't fucking bad for you
Give me some evidence on how the fuck Mayo is bad for you, and maybe I won't think you're a dumb.
have you never seen "calories from fat" on a nutrition facts label before? yeah i worded it differently but that's what i meant. here's what you get from a tablespoon-sized serving of mayonnaise. how are you going to tell me that shit isn't bad for you?

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The Flood / Re: Do you eat fries with or without ketchup
« on: February 13, 2015, 08:02:17 PM »
Mayonnaise, like you're supposed to.
Proof Brits can't get anything right.
Chips/Fries are Belgian. They eat them with mayonnaise.

Mayonnaise is the correct way.
Potatoes didn't come from Belgian, dumbass.
Fries do.

You're supposed to eat them with mayonnaise.
mayonnaise is possibly the worst condiment you can put in your body, that shit's nasty. i don't give a fuck if that's what you're supposed to do, i enjoy not having heart disease
Typical porky American using a whole bottle.
Try buying good mayonnaise too.
good mayonnaise, lol. no such thing

>he actually thinks that
can i get an example of what you'd call "good" mayonnaise? and what does good even mean to you?
Hellman's

You should probably stop buying cheap shit mayo
>implying i buy that shit regardless

i prefer alternatives which aren't loaded with fat calories

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The Flood / Re: Do you eat fries with or without ketchup
« on: February 13, 2015, 07:59:22 PM »
Mayonnaise, like you're supposed to.
Proof Brits can't get anything right.
Chips/Fries are Belgian. They eat them with mayonnaise.

Mayonnaise is the correct way.
Potatoes didn't come from Belgian, dumbass.
Fries do.

You're supposed to eat them with mayonnaise.
mayonnaise is possibly the worst condiment you can put in your body, that shit's nasty. i don't give a fuck if that's what you're supposed to do, i enjoy not having heart disease
Typical porky American using a whole bottle.
Try buying good mayonnaise too.
good mayonnaise, lol. no such thing
What's your beef with mayo?
the stuff is horrible for you, that's it. i mean you're already eating fries which are unhealthy as fuck, let's just add some more fat calories to that!

other than that there's no real beef here

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The Flood / Re: Do you eat fries with or without ketchup
« on: February 13, 2015, 07:57:03 PM »
Mayonnaise, like you're supposed to.
Proof Brits can't get anything right.
Chips/Fries are Belgian. They eat them with mayonnaise.

Mayonnaise is the correct way.
Potatoes didn't come from Belgian, dumbass.
Fries do.

You're supposed to eat them with mayonnaise.
mayonnaise is possibly the worst condiment you can put in your body, that shit's nasty. i don't give a fuck if that's what you're supposed to do, i enjoy not having heart disease
Typical porky American using a whole bottle.
Try buying good mayonnaise too.
good mayonnaise, lol. no such thing

>he actually thinks that
can i get an example of what you'd call "good" mayonnaise? and what does good even mean to you?

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The Flood / Re: Do you eat fries with or without ketchup
« on: February 13, 2015, 07:51:24 PM »
Mayonnaise, like you're supposed to.
Proof Brits can't get anything right.
Chips/Fries are Belgian. They eat them with mayonnaise.

Mayonnaise is the correct way.
Potatoes didn't come from Belgian, dumbass.
Fries do.

You're supposed to eat them with mayonnaise.
mayonnaise is possibly the worst condiment you can put in your body, that shit's nasty. i don't give a fuck if that's what you're supposed to do, i enjoy not having heart disease
Typical porky American using a whole bottle.
Try buying good mayonnaise too.
good mayonnaise, lol. no such thing

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The Flood / Re: Objective proof males can have god asses
« on: February 13, 2015, 07:48:05 PM »
can't even compare to my booty

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The Flood / Re: Do you eat fries with or without ketchup
« on: February 13, 2015, 07:46:55 PM »
Mayonnaise, like you're supposed to.
Proof Brits can't get anything right.
Chips/Fries are Belgian. They eat them with mayonnaise.

Mayonnaise is the correct way.
Potatoes didn't come from Belgian, dumbass.
Fries do.

You're supposed to eat them with mayonnaise.
mayonnaise is possibly the worst condiment you can put in your body, that shit's nasty. i don't give a fuck if that's what you're supposed to do, i enjoy not having heart disease

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The Flood / Re: >mfw i work a 16 hour shift on Valentine's Day
« on: February 13, 2015, 07:43:21 PM »
Eating steak then eating dick

10/10 would do again
How the fuck do we have the same plans...
Because you're a massive faggot :^)
But doesn't that make you one too?
Eating dick makes me the opposite of a faggot
It makes you a cannibal actually.

Exactly, they're polar opposites. Yin and yang, sweet and sour, light and dark, cannibals and faggots...
k
korra confirmed camcamm
Officer Dick Up His Ass
avatar nigger faggot
Sounds like you are the enraged.

>literally me
You're black? Called it.
yeah i'm black

from the waist down 8)
You might be suffering from some sort of skin cancer. You better go see a doctor.
it's alright, your mom makes house calls so she'll be giving me a check up tomorrow
Disillusions of grandeur like this are common for people who have advanced cancer, you better treat this right away before you get full blown aspenger's.
too late, i can already feel the assburgers coursing through me
Its too late for you. Time to sacrifice you to Meta.
pls no, i can't go back to the Serious board
To serious with ye!

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The Flood / Re: Here, you deserve a reward.
« on: February 13, 2015, 07:42:15 PM »

it looks like he's repeatedly saying pussy

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The Flood / Re: >mfw i work a 16 hour shift on Valentine's Day
« on: February 13, 2015, 07:40:58 PM »
Eating steak then eating dick

10/10 would do again
How the fuck do we have the same plans...
Because you're a massive faggot :^)
But doesn't that make you one too?
Eating dick makes me the opposite of a faggot
It makes you a cannibal actually.

Exactly, they're polar opposites. Yin and yang, sweet and sour, light and dark, cannibals and faggots...
k
korra confirmed camcamm
Officer Dick Up His Ass
avatar nigger faggot
Sounds like you are the enraged.

>literally me
You're black? Called it.
yeah i'm black

from the waist down 8)
You might be suffering from some sort of skin cancer. You better go see a doctor.
it's alright, your mom makes house calls so she'll be giving me a check up tomorrow
Disillusions of grandeur like this are common for people who have advanced cancer, you better treat this right away before you get full blown aspenger's.
too late, i can already feel the assburgers coursing through me
Its too late for you. Time to sacrifice you to Meta.
pls no, i can't go back to the Serious board

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The Flood / Re: Anyone want to cuddle next to me by the fireplace and talk?
« on: February 13, 2015, 07:39:31 PM »
will there be s'mores?

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The Flood / Re: >mfw i work a 16 hour shift on Valentine's Day
« on: February 13, 2015, 07:38:11 PM »
Eating steak then eating dick

10/10 would do again
How the fuck do we have the same plans...
Because you're a massive faggot :^)
But doesn't that make you one too?
Eating dick makes me the opposite of a faggot
It makes you a cannibal actually.

Exactly, they're polar opposites. Yin and yang, sweet and sour, light and dark, cannibals and faggots...
k
korra confirmed camcamm
Officer Dick Up His Ass
avatar nigger faggot
Sounds like you are the enraged.

>literally me
You're black? Called it.
yeah i'm black

from the waist down 8)
You might be suffering from some sort of skin cancer. You better go see a doctor.
it's alright, your mom makes house calls so she'll be giving me a check up tomorrow
Disillusions of grandeur like this are common for people who have advanced cancer, you better treat this right away before you get full blown aspenger's.
too late, i can already feel the assburgers coursing through me

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The Flood / Re: Do you eat fries with or without ketchup
« on: February 13, 2015, 07:36:41 PM »
Mayonnaise, like you're supposed to.
that's just fucking disgusting

and brits call us fat

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The Flood / Re: >mfw i work a 16 hour shift on Valentine's Day
« on: February 13, 2015, 07:33:27 PM »
Eating steak then eating dick

10/10 would do again
How the fuck do we have the same plans...
Because you're a massive faggot :^)
But doesn't that make you one too?
Eating dick makes me the opposite of a faggot
It makes you a cannibal actually.

Exactly, they're polar opposites. Yin and yang, sweet and sour, light and dark, cannibals and faggots...
k
korra confirmed camcamm
Officer Dick Up His Ass
avatar nigger faggot
Sounds like you are the enraged.

>literally me
You're black? Called it.
yeah i'm black

from the waist down 8)
You might be suffering from some sort of skin cancer. You better go see a doctor.
it's alright, your mom makes house calls so she'll be giving me a check up tomorrow

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The Flood / Re: Do you eat fries with or without ketchup
« on: February 13, 2015, 07:31:54 PM »
i can't eat fries anymore without this special sauce that my restaurant makes
So... Zaxbys?
never been there

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The Flood / Re: >mfw i work a 16 hour shift on Valentine's Day
« on: February 13, 2015, 07:27:44 PM »

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The Flood / Re: >mfw i work a 16 hour shift on Valentine's Day
« on: February 13, 2015, 07:25:16 PM »

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The Flood / Re: >mfw i work a 16 hour shift on Valentine's Day
« on: February 13, 2015, 07:21:59 PM »
Eating steak then eating dick

10/10 would do again
How the fuck do we have the same plans...
Because you're a massive faggot :^)
But doesn't that make you one too?
Eating dick makes me the opposite of a faggot
It makes you a cannibal actually.

Exactly, they're polar opposites. Yin and yang, sweet and sour, light and dark, cannibals and faggots...
k
korra confirmed camcamm
Officer Dick Up His Ass
avatar nigger faggot

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