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The Flood / Re: Thinking about getting with a coworker
« on: June 03, 2015, 08:39:02 PM »
She's too old for you, bro.
I have a different set of age preference than you, das

3 years below or at most, 9 years above me at this age.

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The Flood / Re: what type of robot
« on: June 03, 2015, 08:29:56 PM »


"Eat my lazer. EAT IT."
one scene in that game gave me the worst nightmares for the longest time as a child

never played it since

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The Flood / Thinking about getting with a coworker
« on: June 03, 2015, 08:25:50 PM »
I went into the restaurant I work at today because I didn't feel like cooking and I get 50% off a meal. Walked in, ordered my food and sat down to wait since I got it to-go. Then one of the girls from work that I'm cool with approached me with a big smile and started conversation with me. She's 17 but pretty mature for her age ;) and she's fun to be around at work. A little short, auburn hair, and a Spanish (from Spain, not spic spanish lol) accent.

Only thing stopping me is that I've already slept with a girl who used to work there as well, and she turned out to be a fucking crazy bitch. Slept with her one night because I was depressed af and hungry for rebound after my break up a couple months ago. Told myself I'd never make that mistake again.

But now I'm questioning myself because this girl is giving me so many hints that she's attracted to me but I don't want to take a risk and deal with an awkward situation at work again.

pls help me, flood. This is the first real girl help thread we've had in ages

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The Flood / Re: There is a nuclear holocaust...
« on: June 03, 2015, 08:13:52 PM »

Woman's choice.


lol

Knowing the general mental state of most people on this site, lol indeed. that idea would last about 4 seconds before someone got bitch-slapped or shot on principle.

I couldn't agree more. In this lot I would be screwed out of my opinion
I'll just be in the kitchen...

Honestly, in that scenario fighting the nuclear holocaust outside is a more optimistic choice.

yeah at that point though... even if it was safe to go outside I'd be afraid of being hunted down.
no, there would be a white knight who would arise from the feral crowd and defend your honor from the other sep7a-ghouls. kinda like being the main character of a weird fetish-porn version of a fallout game but, you get the idea.

i wonder who the white knight would be ::)

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The Flood / Re: what's his name, flood?
« on: June 03, 2015, 08:05:02 PM »
sick meme

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The Flood / Re: UN Game X
« on: June 03, 2015, 07:54:14 PM »
Mongolia sends a messenger on horseback to the leader of the AJL offering friendship and peace.
Emperor Tryptameme is notified of a wary traveler who has ridden all the way from the foreign lands of Asia that wishes to speak on terms of an alliance. Tryptameme states to the messenger that he will ally with the Mongolians and begin trade with the country immediately, and then sends him on his way with a fresh horse and supplies for the journey home.

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The Flood / Re: Oh man
« on: June 03, 2015, 07:06:12 PM »

did the ghost look like this?

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The Flood / Re: UN Game X
« on: June 03, 2015, 07:01:41 PM »
By page 10, Emperor Tryptameme will begin to hear rumors of rich supplies of diamond in the south.

~ will send 100 workers to construct a single mining operation, completed by page 13
The leader of South Africa has received Emperor Tryptameme's messenger pigeon and agrees to join the AJL. This newfound alliance has reduced the time it will take for Tryptameme's mining operation to be completed by page 9.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game X
« on: June 03, 2015, 05:09:31 PM »
Elders of the Ethiopian government inform Emperor Tryptameme of the many uses of iron and convince him to begin research and development of iron technology.

~ will have stationed iron-mining operations in neighboring countries as a result of the African Justice League (AJL)
~ Countries in the AJL include Congo, Tanzania and Madagascar

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The Flood / Re: UN Game X
« on: June 03, 2015, 04:40:13 PM »
By page 10, Emperor Tryptameme will begin to hear rumors of rich supplies of diamond in the south.

~ will send 100 workers to construct a single mining operation, completed by page 13

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The Flood / Re: UN Game X
« on: June 03, 2015, 04:30:13 PM »
will complete massive overhaul of infrastructure; public works like hospitals and schools will be fully functional; huge increase in average mortality rate as well as decrease in infant mortality rate; commodities like food and water will be largely subsidized and localized; will have a strong and healthy generation of 50,000 Ethiopian citizens by page 8
Two years is way too short a time; page 12 would be more appropriate for an infrastructural overhaul like that.
I didn't even realize thread pages correlated with years in the game >_> my bad

does every new page = 1 year?

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The Flood / Re: There is a nuclear holocaust...
« on: June 03, 2015, 04:26:24 PM »
i think we'd probably turn feral and start eating each other

kinder would be first to die

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The Flood / Re: UN Game X
« on: June 03, 2015, 04:19:35 PM »
Ethiopia's newest ruler, Emperor Tryptameme, ends all civil wars between tribes through swift and effective legislation, rallying the locals under one rule. Begins massive overhaul of infrastructure to motivate transportation between individuals and businesses in an attempt to spark an economy.

~ will develop a stabilized economy by page 5
~ will complete massive overhaul of infrastructure; public works like hospitals and schools will be fully functional; huge increase in average mortality rate as well as decrease in infant mortality rate; commodities like food and water will be largely subsidized and localized; will have a strong and healthy generation of 50,000 Ethiopian citizens by page 12

In the wake of these events, Emperor Tryptameme sends a messenger pigeon to all neighboring countries that he would like to form an alliance, eventually birthing the African Justice League.

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The Flood / Re: Female fronted bands.
« on: June 03, 2015, 10:08:24 AM »
inb4 someone posts Paramore

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The Flood / Re: Why are women's breasts considered NSFW?
« on: June 03, 2015, 10:07:23 AM »
idk man i just wanna see some boobies is that too much to ask?

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The Flood / Re: So I've been told that my kind puts ketchup on pizza
« on: June 03, 2015, 10:01:05 AM »
lol that's not as bad as people who put ranch dressing on their pizza

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The Flood / Re: The Xbox dashboard should have a porn hub app
« on: June 02, 2015, 10:42:25 PM »

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The Flood / The Xbox dashboard should have a porn hub app
« on: June 02, 2015, 10:39:31 PM »
because why the fuck not? then when you get bored of gaming for a bit you can just have yourself a wank

all in favor say eye

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The Flood / Re: Jane Goodall pronouned dead aged 81
« on: June 02, 2015, 10:29:08 PM »
I can't believe Lil Wayne died!

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Gaming / Re: best games to buy on steam
« on: June 02, 2015, 10:28:25 PM »
L4D2 is all you need
I've already logged about 30+ hours into that game, it's fun but it's pretty much the only game i have. variety is the spice of life

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The Flood / Re: Religious people are such fucking idiots
« on: June 02, 2015, 10:20:57 PM »
Just wanted to remind all the religious retards who think they can talk smart to me, you're the retard and I am just the one who is trying to show you how dumb you are. You will never learn though, because you're not intelligent enough.

lol

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Gaming / best games to buy on steam
« on: June 02, 2015, 07:39:54 PM »
i'm kind of new to steam and PC gaming in general, recommend me some good shit to play because i have no idea what's all on here

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The Flood / Re: Hands feel weird
« on: June 02, 2015, 07:27:29 PM »
Oh man this is sooooooo sweet
how high are you

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The Flood / Re: I need a drink.
« on: June 02, 2015, 07:26:15 PM »
alcohol is a depressant and is only going to make you feel worse, especially since you're in a bad mood.

honestly just smoke a bowl, i'm telling you that you will feel so much more relaxed

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The Flood / Re: Hands feel weird
« on: June 02, 2015, 07:17:09 PM »
are you starting to look like your pepe avatar?

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The Flood / Re: So I did something unexpected today
« on: June 02, 2015, 05:30:00 PM »
I've actually done that before, too. My roommate asked me if I could give him a ride to meet someone at the movie theater, so I drove him there and he was like, "Thanks for helping me get this tree, brah"

I didn't mind because we rolled up a nice bluntski afterwards, and it was some quality bud

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The Flood / Re: who's up for a cheeky plug.dj sesh
« on: June 02, 2015, 04:37:28 PM »
get back in here, cunts

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The Flood / Re: Do I Love You Or Hate You?
« on: June 02, 2015, 04:35:13 PM »
what about me, you fucking slanty-eyed gook

Who even are you
i am no one.

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The Flood / Re: My 5th Commentary.
« on: June 02, 2015, 04:22:01 PM »
what are you even commentating on

i don't want to watch the video to find out

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