BUT WHAT IF I ALREADY KNOW

omg it's smi <3

gOD'S NOT REAL/10

Quote from: Tryptameme on June 07, 2015, 11:26:09 PM

ayeee lmao

Much like Jive, you should know. You're my nigga

us normies gotta stick together in order to survive in this place

lol

i'm okay with this

Quote from: Tryptameme on June 07, 2015, 02:36:23 PM

gook

Pothead

i see myself more as a "cannabis enthusiast"

old

bitch do i look like i give a fuck

gook

#DASposting

Quote from: Tryptameme on June 07, 2015, 01:15:46 PM

lol what is this, the 1960s? just smoke weed instead

>is this the1960s
>suggests you smoke weed instead

m8

nobody knew about the health troubles that come with cigarettes back then, m8

the guy with the bob marley avatar who incinerates a lot of dank cannabis

Emperor Tryptameme has been advised of rich fishing waters just east of Ethiopia, off the coast of the lands which have been referred to as "Somalia." He is aware of this area's violent tendencies, where pirates and slavers rule over the less fortunate with no governmental body to look after the innocent. Tryptameme gathers 5,000 of his most skilled warriors and travels with them to Somali, his plan being to inspire the common people to rally behind him and drive out the savage pirates and slavers, with peace being his main priority.

~will have annexed Somalia under the Ethiopian Empire by page 17. 300 warriors will be lost in the process, as the savages will not give up their authority peacefully. However, the annexation will bring in 5,000 former slaves to add to the workforce and 5,000 new citizens of the Empire.

~due to this annexation, Emperor Tryptameme will begin construction of a fleet of fishing trawlers and three ports off the coast of Somalia to kick-start a fishing industry. will be fully functional by page 19

Also, one of Tryptameme's pigeons which was sent to Ireland came back with notification of an interest in his discovery of diamond-studded armor. In response to this, he sends out a gift; 10 pounds of diamond studs for the Irish king so he may see the combat advantages himself.

After this, the Emperor is notified of an exhausted and terribly frightened man who has made his way through the Sea of Sand and reached the outer gates of Ethiopia. The man claims that he is from Morocco, a once peaceful nation on the Northern coast which is being invaded by white devils. Wanting no part in a territorial conflict, the Emperor sends a messenger pigeon to Queen Isabel, stressing that he wants no part in her Northern African campaign and that he will leave all African Lands north of Ethiopia uncontested, and that he wishes to maintain peace with these bloodthirsty white people.

When the messenger returns to Mongolia with his story, Emperor Yalavech is immensely pleasured with the generous nature of the Africans. He makes plans to send 50 suits of iron armor to the AJL as a gift. Expected to arrive there on page 8.

Emperor Tryptameme is still quite confused on what to make of the 50 shiny, heavy people-looking things, as his culture has not yet become accustomed to fighting with heavy armor. However, he accepts the principle of the gift and is pleased to have an ally from a distant land.

~AJL will have a total population of roughly 100,000 healthy Africans joining the workforce by page 14

With a rapidly booming population that is continuing to grow due to Emperor Tryptameme's efforts of increasing the quality of life for his citizens, he plans to invest more money into pursuing his newly annexed lands to the south which contains rich farmland.

~will have a developed system of transporting enough domestic foods to feed the growing population between all land under the Ethiopian Empire (which is everything south of Ethiopia's southernmost border) by page 18

Emperor Tryptameme has also received word from his research station in Madagascar, who has informed him that they have found many uses for iron including enhanced weaponry, armor, and building materials. He is thrilled to hear this news and initiates Ethiopia's first ever defense program, which will include a force of about 30,000 able-bodied, trained soldiers equipped in standard iron and 5,000 trained archers with iron arrowheads whose sole purpose will be to defend the Empire's borders from any potential aggressors.

~this program will be fully complete by page 24

The Emperor has also found a liking for using diamonds as studs on his personal suit of Mongolian iron armor and was curious to see how the armor fared in a spar. Since the Emperor himself is not an acclaimed fighter nor aspiring to be one, he put the armor on his most trusted adviser. The result of the spar showed that the diamond-studded armor fared much better than the standard armor in combat and adds an extra layer of defense. He sends a messenger pigeon to all nations with this information and yet another proposal to enter in a trade pact with the newly-named African Empire (realized you can't be the emperor of a justice league lol).

Emperor Tryptameme has received word that his mining operation in South Africa has been complete and immediately starts trade throughout the continent. He then sends more messenger pigeons to Mongolia, Ireland, Germany, and Spain urging them to create a trade pact and to inform them of his diamonds.

~funds received from diamond trade will increase Ethiopia's ability to research other uses of iron and the possibility of eliminating impurities in the ore to form steel
~will have large-scale research facility dedicated to the advancement of iron technology built on Madagascar by page 12

With a surging population of young, healthy Africans due to Tryptameme's successful efforts in Ethiopia, and viewing the benefits of joining the AJL, the leaders of all countries south of Ethiopia have willfully annexed themselves under Tryptameme's rule, further increasing territorial gains.

~AJL will have a total population of roughly 100,000 healthy Africans joining the workforce by page 14

Do it pussy.

i aint no pussy m8