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The Flood / Re: I don't know what Rick and Morty is
« on: August 22, 2015, 01:04:04 PM »
it seems kinda funny tbh

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The Flood / Re: This must stop
« on: August 22, 2015, 11:46:38 AM »
some of my friends have fallen into selfies....

if i ever find out one of them has a stick im gonna beat em
with the stick?

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The Flood / Re: thread canceled
« on: August 22, 2015, 11:44:58 AM »
what's going on in here

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The Flood / Re: Ever put your fingers in your butt
« on: August 22, 2015, 11:44:20 AM »
i'm not into buttplay like that, but i've scratched my balls and taken a whiff plenty of times

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Gaming / Re: Left 4 Dead 2 game night on 8/23
« on: August 22, 2015, 11:33:39 AM »
wow, of course you fags do this on a night i have work ::)

i've been wanting to play l4d2 with you nigs for the longest time

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The Flood / Re: Do you feel valued in life?
« on: August 22, 2015, 11:25:47 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Do you have any really bad fears/phobias?
« on: August 21, 2015, 11:08:59 PM »
running out of dank cannabis

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You may be rich and you may be good looking, but you will never be white.
whoa, welcome back

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The Flood / Re: Banging a coworker?
« on: August 21, 2015, 08:34:32 AM »
if you're certain that the girl won't become overly-emotional after the fact, then i'd say go for it. personally i'm not doing anything with a coworker ever again after what happened a couple months ago.

Oh shit what happened?
if you're certain that the girl won't become overly-emotional after the fact, then i'd say go for it. personally i'm not doing anything with a coworker ever again after what happened a couple months ago.
You can't leave us hanging on that story.
^^

come on nasty, spill the beans
anyone else waiting for nasty to deliver?
it was nothing too extraordinary lmao, i knew this girl i worked with was into me so we flirted back and forth until we exchanged snapchats. she was honestly a 5/10, maybe a borderline 6/10, and a little chubby, but she had a fat ass so that's why i went for it.

anyway, that same night i invited her over to my apartment to "watch netflix" and fucked her silly. however, the next day she started blowing up my phone saying that we needed to talk and that she had to see me ASAP, but i kept blowing her off by saying i was busy. next thing i know she's banging on my front door screaming my name demanding me to let her in, but i just sat in my room and waited for her to go away. once that passed i sent her a lengthy text explaining that what she did was borderline insane and that i didn't dig that at all, so i blocked her number and removed her from snapchat.

and then the next day i had to work i found out that she quit, so there's that. haven't talked to or seen her since.

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The Flood / Re: Banging a coworker?
« on: August 20, 2015, 02:27:32 PM »
if you're certain that the girl won't become overly-emotional after the fact, then i'd say go for it. personally i'm not doing anything with a coworker ever again after what happened a couple months ago.

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The Flood / Re: sep7agon fantasy football league
« on: August 20, 2015, 02:24:16 PM »
so i have 5 (including me) peeps who want to join, but 3 of those 4 peeps are dependent on das joining...
So if I say yes, there's three people.

No.
pls do it

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The Flood / Re: so this guy on campus today told me i'm going to hell
« on: August 20, 2015, 02:22:18 PM »
Where were these guys when I was going to school up here in Canada.
canadians are too nice to do this sort of thing

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The Flood / sep7agon fantasy football league
« on: August 20, 2015, 12:08:05 PM »
how many of you homos would be down to join a fantasy football league for this upcoming season? the size of the league depends on how many people actually want to participate, but i will be hosting it on Yahoo sports this year instead of ESPN because Yahoo objectively has the better layout.

this turned out really fun last year when it was only people from bungle.net, but this year i want to host a league with all you who are interested.

inb4lolfantasyfootball
inb4lolamericanfootball

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The Flood / Re: What's the best place to live in the U.S.?
« on: August 19, 2015, 07:42:03 PM »
Red necks go to hell

Emancipation proclamation best day of my life
The south will rise again
Your south rises when you watch gay porn
OH SHIT
OH
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH

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The Flood / Re: so this guy on campus today told me i'm going to hell
« on: August 19, 2015, 07:39:41 PM »
I'm chilling at my Uncle's house and visiting my cousins for a week.

You could always ask jesus-freak what's he doing in campus, being away from god and all. Hypocritical if you ask me.
i bet i could cause a real shitstorm if i told him to kill himself

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The Flood / so this guy on campus today told me i'm going to hell
« on: August 19, 2015, 07:27:39 PM »
actually, he was telling everyone that they're going to hell. this dude comes here maybe a couple times a week with a megaphone and yells at us for being sinners and living a life away from gOD.

if he shows up again next time i'm on campus i'm going to take a picture and see if it's actually rocketman lol

how have all of you been today?

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The Flood / Re: What's the best place to live in the U.S.?
« on: August 19, 2015, 07:22:27 PM »
Let's get some shit straight with NY, the state isn't just fucking NYC. Areas upstate from the city and on long island offer some great wilderness and beaches

And it isn't new England lol


We got Jews and variety.


western new york in particular is really pretty, especially near niagara falls

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The Flood / Re: How often do you masturbate?
« on: August 19, 2015, 01:56:35 PM »
told myself i'd quit jerkin once i moved back to college and focus more on getting other people to do that sort of thing for me, know what i'm saiyan?

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The Flood / Re: What's the best place to live in the U.S.?
« on: August 18, 2015, 10:59:33 PM »
Buuuut southwest Florida is really nice, objectively has the most beautiful beaches in the country.

Only thing is the high population of snowbirds, but hey, they keep me employed 👌

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The Flood / Re: What's the best place to live in the U.S.?
« on: August 18, 2015, 10:34:59 PM »
Virginia Beach
i visited Virginia beach this past summer, my aunt has a house right on Chesapeake bay 👌
And you didn't even come and see me?

I could have gotten the bunny outfit ready and all~
oh

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The Flood / Re: What's the best place to live in the U.S.?
« on: August 18, 2015, 09:50:26 PM »
Boulder CO. One of the healthiest places in the US. Plenty of places to go, nice people and its a college town. Oh and one of the best views you can have.
Hm I've always preferred Colarado Springs as far as big cities, too many damn hippies in Boulder. Denver is just a giant shithole. But yeah I've always liked the smaller Colorado towns like Salida, Buena Vista, Leadville, Glenwood, Grand Junction, etc. They have a real charm to them with their 1800's style buildings on their main streets and what not. But overall Colorado is the best place to live in the US IMO.
that legal recreational cannabis though.

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The Flood / Re: What's the best place to live in the U.S.?
« on: August 18, 2015, 09:47:52 PM »
Virginia Beach
i visited Virginia beach this past summer, my aunt has a house right on Chesapeake bay 👌

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The Flood / Re: FUCKING NORMIES, GET OUT
« on: August 18, 2015, 09:44:32 PM »
no

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The Flood / Re: Well, school is tomorrow.
« on: August 17, 2015, 01:24:08 AM »
School starts up again on Wednesday...meaning I still have two more days to get smashed before I have responsibilities

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The Flood / Re: Finally quit my job today
« on: August 17, 2015, 01:20:07 AM »
fuck jobs in general

name one good job

ONE
i'd say a good job would be owning your own business in a field that you enjoy and being your own boss

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The Flood / Re: There's a deer on my porch. What do I do?
« on: August 16, 2015, 11:35:14 AM »
I hear venison is a real delicacy

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Serious / Re: North Korea threatens to attack U.S. mainland
« on: August 15, 2015, 10:48:37 PM »
it's like they're still angry over The Interview

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The Flood / Re: Star Wars: The Force Awakens promotional poster revealed
« on: August 15, 2015, 10:44:43 PM »
That looks pretty bad
you look pretty bad

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The Flood / Re: Well boys and girls, I'm single
« on: August 15, 2015, 10:43:39 PM »
sucks dude, what happened?

all i can say is try not to go to crazy with your rebound too soon, it can be easy to attach to someone after a breakup (especially if it was a harsh one but idk your circumstances)

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