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The Flood / Re: in less than 24 hours i might be a fraternity brother
« on: September 03, 2015, 09:28:39 PM »
i got invited to a frat at a party at a uni that i dont go to :'((((
did you suck their dick?

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The Flood / Re: What movie have you rewatched more than anything else?
« on: September 03, 2015, 09:25:21 PM »
i've watched zoolander at least 100 times now
you are my least favorite thing right now
right now?

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The Flood / Re: What movie have you rewatched more than anything else?
« on: September 03, 2015, 09:23:36 PM »
i've watched zoolander at least 100 times now

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The Flood / Re: in less than 24 hours i might be a fraternity brother
« on: September 03, 2015, 09:22:02 PM »
Prepare your rectum for initiation.

Just remember that it isn't gay unless your balls touch.
lol please, i'm not rushing Pike

they got in trouble with my university because of widespread accusations of having pledges shove a carrot up their ass
Just a carrot? That seems so easy.
that is not an easy feat for your average dudebro and normie

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The Flood / Re: in less than 24 hours i might be a fraternity brother
« on: September 03, 2015, 09:19:09 PM »
Prepare your rectum for initiation.

Just remember that it isn't gay unless your balls touch.
lol please, i'm not rushing Pike

they got in trouble with my university because of widespread accusations of having pledges shove a carrot up their ass

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The Flood / Re: in less than 24 hours i might be a fraternity brother
« on: September 03, 2015, 09:17:45 PM »
Ambulancin' peeps, transported a lady who was have naked and spread eagle on the gurney through public places.
sounds like a fun time, did you have a go with the lady? ;D

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The Flood / Re: in less than 24 hours i might be a fraternity brother
« on: September 03, 2015, 09:16:41 PM »
Figuring out what the fuck has been going on with my courses at skool. Right now I'm stoned as fuck (I feel like vomiting) and I can't type coherant sentences.
i have never been so stoned that i felt sick lol, what did you use?

I'm not sure. I bought weed off this guy. All I know is that it's really fucking damp. Maybe I smoked it too fast, or something, because I started feeling really light-headed and nauseous after I smoked it.
is it sticky? if so you either have some dank bud that you aren't used to, or it's laced with something. do you normally buy weed from this guy?

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The Flood / Re: in less than 24 hours i might be a fraternity brother
« on: September 03, 2015, 09:01:43 PM »
LOL why would you pay for friends?
get a load of this guy

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The Flood / Re: in less than 24 hours i might be a fraternity brother
« on: September 03, 2015, 09:01:21 PM »
Figuring out what the fuck has been going on with my courses at skool. Right now I'm stoned as fuck (I feel like vomiting) and I can't type coherant sentences.
i have never been so stoned that i felt sick lol, what did you use?

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The Flood / in less than 24 hours i might be a fraternity brother
« on: September 03, 2015, 08:49:18 PM »
went to my last rush event tonight, now all that's left is for the current brothers to vote me in. if that happens, i'll get a call sometime tomorrow which will inevitably start the initiation process. i'm nervous as fuck :-[

what have you nigs been up to?

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The Flood / Re: :0)
« on: September 03, 2015, 10:39:10 AM »
:0(

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The Flood / Re: Who's still up?
« on: September 02, 2015, 02:23:37 PM »
i'm always up

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The Flood / Re: :0)
« on: September 02, 2015, 01:26:13 PM »
Either a clown, a Jew or Chris Fehn.
i always associate Jews with this :^)

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The Flood / :0)
« on: September 02, 2015, 01:07:05 PM »
so my friend just sent me that face and I'm not sure what to make of it. what do y'all see when you look at it?

:0)

kinda reminds me of someone with a really fat nose tbh

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The Flood / Re: McDonald's is now selling breakfast all day
« on: September 02, 2015, 01:05:26 PM »

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The Flood / Re: McDonald's is now selling breakfast all day
« on: September 02, 2015, 12:35:43 PM »
tfw gonna be fat again
get ready for that freshman-15, brother

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The Flood / Re: what if everybody on sep7 who works at a supermarket
« on: September 02, 2015, 12:34:46 PM »
i'll be that one dude who dresses up as Memeco's mascot and comes in stoned everyday

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The Flood / Re: McDonald's is now selling breakfast all day
« on: September 02, 2015, 12:29:20 PM »
In N Out is the only good fast food restaurant.
false
Five Guys is good too.

There are maybe a couple of others but they don't compare to In N Out
moe's, chipotle, pdq, culver's, and chick fil a are all dank options

one day i'll have to make a pilgrimage to in-n-out

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The Flood / Re: Is drake a bad rapper?
« on: September 02, 2015, 12:20:40 PM »
compared to a lot of the other shit that's in the rap genre, Drake really isn't too bad. do i like his music or the whole ghost writer thing? fuck no. but if you really want to criticize the genre and call it shit, Drake shouldn't be at the forefront because there are much worse artists out there deserving of criticism

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The Flood / Re: McDonald's is now selling breakfast all day
« on: September 02, 2015, 12:15:12 PM »
In N Out is the only good fast food restaurant.
false

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The Flood / Re: How do you generally ease your anxiety?
« on: September 02, 2015, 12:14:00 PM »
listen to music, smoke a bowl, or a combination of the two

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The Flood / Re: On the topic of GMO's
« on: September 02, 2015, 12:11:34 PM »
i don't have anything against GMOs themselves, what i take issue with are the huge, slimy corporations like Monsanto that are trying to monopolize the food industry with their bullshit

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The Flood / Re: McDonald's is now selling breakfast all day
« on: September 02, 2015, 12:07:46 PM »
the bacon egg and cheese mcgriddle is god-tier hangover food, now i have an excuse to get drunk at any time of the day

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The Flood / Re: Words to live by thread
« on: September 01, 2015, 11:02:23 PM »
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.

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The Flood / Re: anyone wanna Netflix and chill?
« on: September 01, 2015, 02:33:49 PM »
netflix is the best wingman a guy could ask for

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The Flood / Re: There's nothing morally wrong with pushing the red button
« on: September 01, 2015, 02:23:14 PM »
we need more threads like this in the flood

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The Flood / Re: The hell is this?
« on: September 01, 2015, 11:01:58 AM »
doot doot

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The Flood / Re: Last Movie Seen in Theaters
« on: September 01, 2015, 10:59:47 AM »
i'm almost certain that the last movie i saw at a theater was TDKR

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The Flood / Re: Last Movie Seen in Theaters
« on: September 01, 2015, 10:58:42 AM »
Straight Out of Compton
It was a crude and obscene movie. I did not like it.
you sound like my grandma

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