why'd you think it was popular lol

honestly i just thought it was like meme status or some shit

i tried pumpkin spice coffee for the first time today.

holy
SHIT

this stuff is the bomb dotcom! i may be a white girl now but i give zero fucks

I don't rock hats well

i want that hoodie

Quote from: Yu on September 16, 2016, 10:09:12 PM

The first crash is the worst.

My friend russell rear ended me last christmas.
I didn't even wanna stop, but he did.

phrasing...

I don't even have any to begin with.

i find that really hard to believe

ha i feel where you're coming from with this on a personal level...when i go for extended periods of time without having sex or an orgasm, and then go back at it, there's a 90% chance i'll finish in less than 5 minutes...

but the real challenge is being able to fake it well enough and keep going so that your partner doesn't even notice anything happened 😉

would you still hold your beliefs if you were the only one who believed them?

the way i see it...is if you don't stand for something you'll fall for anything

jive turkey?

more like jive AHNOLD

can i be the toaster to your strudel?

yeah we got the power knocked out at my house last night and the weather wasn't even that bad. can't wait to see what happens when this bitch hits us at full strength

Eating ass

you must be doing it wrong, because eating ass is one of those activities where i can never feel more alive

i was having this conversation a little bit ago and i came to realize that i've probably gotten closer than the average person to dancing with the devil.

when i was about a year old, my brother and i were hanging out near the pool while my mom was cooking on the grill. apparently i stumbled in and was floating underwater for at least a couple minutes while my brother, who was only 2 years old, was laughing at me. luckily my mom checked on us at the right time and managed to jump in and save me before i drowned to death.

maybe not even a year after that i fell into the pool and almost drowned again, but this time nobody was around except for my Aunt who was watching me while my parents were working. she said it was the scariest moment of her life; i'm just wondering what was going through my head at the time...

And last year a group of friends and i traveled downtown to go to this huge zombie-themed block party in the city called ZombiCon. As the party was winding down somebody pulled a gun and opened fire into the crowd. i was maybe 200 feet or so away from the shooter and can distinctly remember hearing 5 vicious pops from the gunfire, turning around and seeing somebody lying on the floor with a pool of blood starting to form...that was easily the most terrified i have ever felt in my life

plus there was my failed suicide attempt in high school but i don't like talking about that

i've been falling in love a lot less and learned not to stress over bitches ✌🏼️

and i officially declared my minor in philosophy today

can't wait for season 3 💀

Fuck Philly, but you are a faggot for wearing tie dye

you're a faggot for not wearing tie dye!