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1681
« on: October 14, 2015, 08:51:00 PM »
DAS DID NOTHING WRONG!
lead us to the promised land
1682
« on: October 14, 2015, 08:46:06 PM »
But I don't do most of those things and I don't feel like beating out a sex-devil.
I might sleep here pretty soon though.
your avatar is broken
1683
« on: October 14, 2015, 08:40:17 PM »
alright, it's important that you guys take me very seriously right now. it would be a shame if this info fell into the wrong hands >.> so i was just dicking around on sep7agon's home page and something fishy caught my eye... first, take a look at this image and tell me if you see anything nothing suspicious, right? just looks like an ordinary home page for an obscure homosexual paradise. but wait, there's more! let's take a closer look: do you see that? why would cheat possibly write that word into his script? maybe he's hiding something from us. i'm thinking it leads to a vault of child and loliporn, and somebody needs to unlock it. das is the hero this forum needs right now. now, somebody get me a phone to the fbi
1684
« on: October 14, 2015, 08:05:32 PM »
gatsby has the most compelling booty
this is false, i still have the best booty
1685
« on: October 14, 2015, 07:59:49 PM »
Maybe if there was a honey in the middle
i can make that happen
1686
« on: October 14, 2015, 07:58:46 PM »
What's up with this "like my post thing"
I don't get it.
Some dumb forced meme.
Didnt we agree to not do those at some point?
pretty sure we're all fatally addicted to memes at this point
1687
« on: October 14, 2015, 07:51:53 PM »
are you perpetually making that face where you raise your eyebrows or just when you photograph yourself?
that only happens when i try to look nice for photos
1688
« on: October 14, 2015, 07:45:20 PM »
Let my pickles go!
oh my god, veggie tales was my shit back in the day
1689
« on: October 14, 2015, 07:40:52 PM »
what's a goon to a goblin?
Goblins nigga? Are we playing Dungeons and Dragons? That's real cute how you get dressed up and play card games you fuckin faggot. I will eat all your fucking shit bro. I'm a fucking beast. My hunger is insatiable.
oh yeah? i'd tell you to come eat this dick but i'm afraid it's too big, even for you
1690
« on: October 14, 2015, 07:28:52 PM »
what's a goon to a goblin?
1691
« on: October 14, 2015, 07:14:07 PM »
pics
posted this on snapchat the other day
ftfy and yes i would
<3
1692
« on: October 14, 2015, 07:10:39 PM »
i never understood the appeal of these...i was talking to some random kid who had one while i was waiting in line for food today, and he told me how it's heavier than it looks and is cumbersome to carry around, since you can't ride it everywhere.
you can buy a quality longboard/skateboard for half of what you'd pay for that, and i'd argue that boards are much more fun, too.
1693
« on: October 14, 2015, 07:00:46 PM »
pics
posted this on snapchat the other day
1694
« on: October 14, 2015, 06:57:10 PM »
If I met you at a show and we clicked, and then we went to the bathroom, did a line of coke, and kissed, I'd let you fuck my brains out.
i've done a bump of coke off a girl's tits
wanna bang?
Ehh.
sorry bud I like dick.
no way, you like dick?!?! good thing i have one!
1695
« on: October 14, 2015, 06:51:45 PM »
i know i would, if i were you 
1696
« on: October 14, 2015, 06:50:23 PM »
We're more like a stream.
the meme stream
1697
« on: October 14, 2015, 06:47:41 PM »
i can't be the only one who read the title as "Today is a dank day"
1698
« on: October 14, 2015, 06:41:14 PM »
oh
fix'd
1699
« on: October 14, 2015, 06:35:35 PM »
emperor tryptameme gazes out of his palace window and is not pleased with what he sees. what was once a glorious empire has now turned into a dull, extensive span of slums and dilapidated structures. he immediately orders all of the government's funds into improving his peoples' quality of life through swift legislation and an overhaul in infrastructure.
~ethiopia will have a fully functional infrastructure by page 32
~will have a newly energized population of about 200,000 strong by page 34
he also sends messenger pigeons to all important (user-controlled) countries, thanking them for not invading his country while he was asleep, and offers potential trade agreements
1700
« on: October 14, 2015, 06:16:09 PM »
emperor tryptameme awakes from his slumber in a daze and is immediately greeted by one of his advisers. "finally, you're awake!" exclaims the adviser. "you've been in a deep sleep for nearly 23 years!" tryptameme is flabbergasted as to how he could have slept for so long and tries to remember the events of the night he fell asleep. "ah," says tryptameme with a sigh of relief, "i must have smoked too much of the devil's lettuce again..."
he then arose from his bed and ordered his adviser to give him an update on his country's current affairs. he's informed of the ukranians extending their hand to help out during his absence and orders to send his utmost gratitude towards his unexpected allies.
1701
« on: October 14, 2015, 06:01:33 PM »
well...fuck, i completely forgot about this
looks like i'm already too behind to even participate anymore, huh
No way man, you can still play. I can gift you all of my current technology and help out if you're still up for it.
If not, don't worry about it.
i'm okay with this what's the current state of the game? because i am not about to sift through 23 pages of this >.>
1702
« on: October 14, 2015, 05:57:24 PM »
well...fuck, i completely forgot about this
looks like i'm already too behind to even participate anymore, huh
1703
« on: October 14, 2015, 02:48:23 PM »
ender
1704
« on: October 14, 2015, 02:46:36 PM »
elizabeth
1705
« on: October 14, 2015, 02:46:06 PM »
seriously though, i never saw cindy as a dog fucker, lol. i suppose i really do learn something new everyday
1706
« on: October 14, 2015, 02:44:22 PM »
Finish up the date and not plan a second one.
Depending on the girl's personality I might just be straight up honest with her and get the fact that neither of us are enjoying the time we're spending together out in the open and ask if she's fine with ending it early.
this answer is way too realistic
1707
« on: October 14, 2015, 02:39:32 PM »
I DON'T EVEN HAVE A DOG Well no duh, they probably found out you fucked it and took it away
damn, you should change your name to Career Ender after that one
1708
« on: October 14, 2015, 02:32:44 PM »
that's when i tell her i have to go use the restroom, leave, and return completely naked. the rest of the night could head in many different directions from there
1709
« on: October 14, 2015, 02:26:31 PM »
has everyone forgotten who made this thread? beetle is a master ruseman
1710
« on: October 12, 2015, 10:33:15 PM »
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