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9841
« on: August 02, 2015, 09:01:22 AM »
Me trying to use my phone
What is this? A phone for ants?
9842
« on: August 02, 2015, 01:15:08 AM »
Internia is a property of matter
9843
« on: August 02, 2015, 01:12:01 AM »
tfw hands so small you have to use your phone two handed
Cute
9844
« on: August 02, 2015, 12:24:49 AM »
why would i ever text a bee
bees can't even use phones
Lol we all know no one texts you except for your mom
9845
« on: August 02, 2015, 12:22:18 AM »
What did we do when we encountered the Native Americans?
What did we do to the Africans when we found them?
We being the white people of course lol
Can't blame us for being the apex predator.
That's what I told Verby and his bullshit veganism
9846
« on: August 02, 2015, 12:20:52 AM »
Holding a phone forces your hands into unnatural positions that increase the likelihood of arthritis
So watch out guys
Be mindful when texting your bæs
9847
« on: August 02, 2015, 12:15:26 AM »
Horton hears a Who
Tim Burton
Tim Horton
Horton Learning Center
9848
« on: August 02, 2015, 12:06:06 AM »
What did we do when we encountered the Native Americans?
What did we do to the Africans when we found them?
We being the white people of course lol
9849
« on: August 02, 2015, 12:00:48 AM »
The people are so fucking stupid lol
That couple
"Call the lawyer!"
"Which one?!"
LMAO
9850
« on: August 01, 2015, 11:23:04 PM »
Any type of fast food is awful
Just fucking die already
Chick fil a is better than any shit food you could ever make
Stop being poor
stop being a pretentious snob
Atleast I don't subject myself to low quality sugar coated artificial meat
not all fast food is mcdonald's, you're aware of that right?
All fast food is low quality, you're aware of that right
that's wrong and you're a retard, you're aware of that right?
you're both retards
All three of you are retards
9851
« on: August 01, 2015, 10:50:49 PM »
Someone had a good time, lad.
Forget the blood, just dive in there.
Get it on your face like war paint
In a park tho So many mosquitos and shit
9852
« on: August 01, 2015, 10:35:48 PM »
  So I walk up to a park bench and I see a pad, tampon, and used condom w
9853
« on: August 01, 2015, 09:16:19 PM »
I wish I could drink on the job. It would make this line of work so much more bearable.
Let me report you pussy
9854
« on: August 01, 2015, 09:14:39 PM »
challengerX
I w0uld tie him t0 a chair. Then I'd set up a pr0ject0r. A pr0jector, which pr0jects the letter 0 and the number O. I w0uld then f0rce him t0 use each 0ne c0rrectly, and give him a painful electric sh0ck if he refused 0r failed t0 d0 s0.
Then I'd fucking sh00t him in the face.
9855
« on: August 01, 2015, 08:04:11 PM »
Gotta love quality control.
Yeah, they let him out of the hospital..
Fuck you lady
9856
« on: August 01, 2015, 07:15:38 PM »
 I got some Oreos and I'm about to open it and eat some tasty snacks when BOOM fucking shit The fucking bag had the fucking lift easy open label and I'm reaching down to open the fucking thing when my thumb and index finger touches smooth plastic NO FUCKING LABEL LIKE FUCK BRO What the fuck I'm fumbling with this shit for like two minutes before I come to the realization It hit harder than my mom with the broomstick I drop it It has no fucking opener I throw it across the room Metaphorically of course Then I open it and then started eating :3
9857
« on: August 01, 2015, 05:07:32 PM »
Yeah
Just masturbate
9858
« on: August 01, 2015, 03:24:08 PM »
Brought to you by McDonalds
9859
« on: August 01, 2015, 03:01:51 PM »
I haven't clicked on it, but is it actually Loaf?
No It's Casper
9860
« on: August 01, 2015, 03:01:11 PM »
Fries
9861
« on: August 01, 2015, 01:59:20 PM »
It was so big that they didn't have room for the Mc
9862
« on: August 01, 2015, 12:32:11 PM »
I came out of the womb with tits
9863
« on: August 01, 2015, 12:17:19 PM »
LOL Look at this guy's bio
9864
« on: August 01, 2015, 12:14:22 PM »
Jesus
What's next?
Blowing up a hospital?
9865
« on: July 31, 2015, 11:13:09 PM »
Dats when you die hard
9866
« on: July 31, 2015, 08:15:03 PM »
Overrated/overused doesn't necessarily mean bad .-.
9867
« on: July 31, 2015, 02:52:55 PM »
Fuck off he's mine
9868
« on: July 31, 2015, 02:43:53 PM »
Make rape legal
9869
« on: July 31, 2015, 01:36:30 PM »
Deci you're so cute
9870
« on: July 31, 2015, 01:20:04 PM »
There is no such thing as rape
Sex is sex
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