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The Flood / Re: I Will Rate You Out Of 1O
« on: October 23, 2015, 05:02:21 PM »

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The Flood / Re: I'M FLYING
« on: October 23, 2015, 05:01:25 PM »
No

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The Flood / Re: Would You Suck Your Dick If You Could?
« on: October 23, 2015, 11:02:00 AM »
I mean I think it's gross but...maybe. If I had that kind of flexibility (scoliosis inhibits my ability to be that flexible anyway) then chances are that I'd probably give it a shot at least lol

Is it any grosser than masturbating?

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The Flood / Re: Would you allow Ass to Mouth?
« on: October 23, 2015, 10:33:46 AM »
Well I mean she's the one getting it so

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The Flood / Re: Of these, and only these, which is the best drink?
« on: October 23, 2015, 10:24:57 AM »
Root beer

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The Flood / Re: Would You Suck Your Dick If You Could?
« on: October 23, 2015, 10:19:51 AM »
No.

Any pleasure derived from having my penis in a mouth is cancelled out by the fact there is a penis in my mouth

But it's your penis

It's still a penis. Having my asshole licked might feel like heaven, don't mean I'm gonna chow down on my ass

But don't you think it's different once you could actually do it tho?


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The Flood / Re: Would You Suck Your Dick If You Could?
« on: October 23, 2015, 10:18:30 AM »
But the point is that you think they don't like it because you don't like it
what

when in the fuck did i say anything like that, you crazy fuck

Never

Your gigantic ego and attitude towards everything makes it obvious enough

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The Flood / Re: Would You Suck Your Dick If You Could?
« on: October 23, 2015, 10:16:50 AM »
No.

Any pleasure derived from having my penis in a mouth is cancelled out by the fact there is a penis in my mouth

But it's your penis

It's like how you can tolerate your farts but nobody else's

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The Flood / Re: Would You Suck Your Dick If You Could?
« on: October 23, 2015, 10:16:03 AM »
No and I cannot understand why girls do it either?

omg why are you so closed-minded, you realize this is like, common sense, right

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The Flood / Re: Would You Suck Your Dick If You Could?
« on: October 23, 2015, 10:15:06 AM »
Rather it is the act of pleasuring the other person as is obligated when you have sex
so literally what i said in my first post

thanks for wasting my time

But the point is that you think they don't like it because you don't like it

Everything has to conform to your views

And yes Verby
We all know how precious your time is spent building rockets and converting people to vegans

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The Flood / Re: Would You Suck Your Dick If You Could?
« on: October 23, 2015, 10:08:59 AM »
Why would you even need to learn how to use common sense
knowing why someone would want to put a penis inside of their mouth and suck on it for awhile is the opposite of common sense

Well if you actually think about it for a moment you would realize that it is not about the pleasure for that person

Rather it is the act of pleasuring the other person as is obligated when you have sex

It's an act of kindness to put it into simple terms
Not everything is for your own pleasure

And even then
Some people like the feeling of sucking on a dick

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The Flood / Re: Would You Suck Your Dick If You Could?
« on: October 23, 2015, 10:06:15 AM »
I only give brojobs but I say no homo after just in case so it's 100% not gay

Dude

I can take six dicks and not have it be gay

I don't even say no homo

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The Flood / Re: Would You Suck Your Dick If You Could?
« on: October 23, 2015, 10:05:31 AM »
To understand why someone would think that and thus be smarter about the world
except i'm already the smartest person in the universe

duh

Spoiler
you realize that's why i basically asked the question, right

to learn

you stupid fuck

Why would you even need to learn how to use common sense

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The Flood / Re: Would You Suck Your Dick If You Could?
« on: October 23, 2015, 10:03:54 AM »
no...

My fucking back man

Like if you could do it and not die
Still, no..

It would just be... weird

But it would feel 👌👌👌

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The Flood / Re: Would You Suck Your Dick If You Could?
« on: October 23, 2015, 10:02:03 AM »
Do you know how to see any other world views other than your's?
No, because mine is a million times better than everyone else's

why the fuck would i try to view it from anyone else's
even for one second

To understand why someone would think that and thus be smarter about the world

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The Flood / Re: Would You Suck Your Dick If You Could?
« on: October 23, 2015, 10:01:25 AM »
no...

My fucking back man

Like if you could do it and not die

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The Flood / Re: Would You Suck Your Dick If You Could?
« on: October 23, 2015, 09:59:29 AM »
No thanks. Any girl who would, with any dick ever, is like... I don't know. I wanna know what's going through her head.

I'm gonna assume most of them actually hate it and think it's gross, but do it anyway because it'll make their partner happy, or something. Like, that's the only way I can justify it in my head.

Do you know how to see any other world views other than your's?

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The Flood / Would You Suck Your Dick If You Could?
« on: October 23, 2015, 09:55:47 AM »
Not just like sucking the tip but you can sloppy deepthroat yourself

Pros: You'd be getting a pretty killer blowjob

Cons: You're choking on a dick and learning to get better at it

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The Flood / Re: So Daniel Craig doesn't want to do any more Bond movies
« on: October 23, 2015, 08:13:02 AM »
Make Bond a CGI movie

8630
The Flood / Re: It Don't Matter If She Shallow
« on: October 23, 2015, 07:50:07 AM »
Hmm. Personally I think I'd find more enjoyment out of it if I was sharing an intimate experience with somebody who could appreciate things on a higher level other than "oh yeah fuck me harder."

Less of a one way street and more of an exchange, so to speak.

That's gay as fuck bro

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The Flood / Re: This just in.
« on: October 23, 2015, 07:48:39 AM »
It didn't work too well when Matt Damon tried to dock

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The Flood / Re: I Will Rate You Out Of 1O
« on: October 23, 2015, 12:24:36 AM »
You remind me of a horse
What does this even mean?

Whatever you want it to babe

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The Flood / Re: I Will Rate You Out Of 1O
« on: October 23, 2015, 12:24:17 AM »
Rate me yall.

I already rated you nigga

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The Flood / Re: God's Not Dead 2
« on: October 23, 2015, 12:23:26 AM »
God²

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The Flood / Re: It Don't Matter If She Shallow
« on: October 23, 2015, 12:22:18 AM »
um, what even is this thread

Pude Puse Supe yo

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The Flood / Re: It Don't Matter If She Shallow
« on: October 23, 2015, 12:21:32 AM »

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The Flood / Re: It Don't Matter If She Shallow
« on: October 23, 2015, 12:09:42 AM »

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The Flood / It Don't Matter If She Shallow
« on: October 22, 2015, 11:16:51 PM »
If the pussy deep

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lilo and i have decided to engage in an online relationship which mainly consists of her stripping on cam while i furiously masturbate while watching clips of Vietnam War crimes.



I took a picture of Slash after he fucked lilo

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oh boy here goes glorious excessively berating a poor innocent girl on the internet again

why do you hate women so much man? Mommy not give you enough hugs?

Did she show you her hymen
yeah it was p sweet
I'm pretty sure it's because he was touched as a child, or stripped naked by women as he was forced to masturbate, laughing at his dick.

I laugh at myself while I masturbate

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