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The Flood / NSFW Nutscaping By Elegiac
« on: October 28, 2015, 03:49:17 PM »
Article.

Quote
At some point in your travels, you’ll come across a sight that’s so beautiful, it takes your breath away.

In those moments there’s only one thing to do. Take a photo. With your balls out.

Nutscaping is a photo-taking trend which involves dropping your trousers, whipping out some testicles (yours, if you have them), and gently hovering above the camera so your balls hang down like a majestic moon in the sky.
Spoiler

8522
The Flood / Re: Why Was Elegiac Banned?
« on: October 28, 2015, 11:21:03 AM »
Tough shit Princess Leia

Worse things have been said before to other people

She can't just get mad and ban someone when she gets butthurt
She can't ban people period, because she's a monitor. So it was someone else.
Monitors have ban powers no?
They don't.

What the hell do they do then?

8523
The Flood / Re: Why Was Elegiac Banned?
« on: October 28, 2015, 11:05:55 AM »
Tough shit Princess Leia

Worse things have been said before to other people

She can't just get mad and ban someone when she gets butthurt
She can't ban people period, because she's a monitor. So it was someone else.

Monitors have ban powers no?

8524
The Flood / Re: Why Was Elegiac Banned?
« on: October 28, 2015, 10:59:09 AM »
I'd have to assume it was about kitkat

But he didn't say anything worth a ban

He implied she wasn't sure about her marriage, personal shit.

Tough shit Princess Leia

Worse things have been said before to other people

She can't just get mad and ban someone when she gets butthurt

8525
The Flood / Re: Own a Star ship?
« on: October 28, 2015, 10:52:38 AM »
GET SOME FUCKING DOG IN HERE


                     COME CUM
    FUCK A FOG IN HERE


KILLER JUMP ROPE





               AH SHIT


    FUCKER I SAID DON'T FUCK A STARSHIP

8526
The Flood / Re: Why Was Elegiac Banned?
« on: October 28, 2015, 10:51:01 AM »

8527
The Flood / Re: Who else got their flu shot
« on: October 28, 2015, 10:50:20 AM »
I haven't gotten a flu shot in a ling ass time even though I'm supposed to.

And you kniw what? I haven't gotten sick.

Your grammar seems to have taken a hit tho
I'm typing on a phone, so my sentences aren't going to be perfect.

Shouldn't it be better with autocorrect?
And the red squiggly lines under the misspelled words?

Suspicious

8528
The Flood / Re: Why Was Elegiac Banned?
« on: October 28, 2015, 10:49:08 AM »
I'd have to assume it was about kitkat

But he didn't say anything worth a ban


8529
The Flood / Re: Who else got their flu shot
« on: October 28, 2015, 10:48:09 AM »
Not yet

I need to get this year's vaccine tho
I need autism so that government will pay for my living

8530
The Flood / Re: Who else got their flu shot
« on: October 28, 2015, 10:47:17 AM »
I haven't gotten a flu shot in a ling ass time even though I'm supposed to.

And you kniw what? I haven't gotten sick.

Your grammar seems to have taken a hit tho

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The Flood / Re: Why Was Elegiac Banned?
« on: October 28, 2015, 10:46:10 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Why Was Elegiac Banned?
« on: October 28, 2015, 10:45:49 AM »
Asking the important questions

Elegiac is a cool guy

8533
The Flood / Why Was Elegiac Banned?
« on: October 28, 2015, 10:40:32 AM »
Did Kat get butthurt or something?

8534
The Flood / Re: Friend, I really can't deal with this
« on: October 28, 2015, 08:12:46 AM »
Dude
Seeing your posts saddens me
No one appreciates you

Even Kat no longer likes you

:[

8535
The Flood / Re: Suggest a song for me to play m8s.
« on: October 28, 2015, 08:07:47 AM »
YouTube


This song has been stuck in my head

8536
The Flood / Re: So, this happened today....I feel sick....
« on: October 28, 2015, 07:51:42 AM »
A dude found you attractive and wanted to hang out
Unless he was touching you and calling you pet names and shit, you shouldn't be all sick and throwing up

Grow up
It's what people do when they want to date

Actually don't grow up
But don't be a bitch about it

8537
The Flood / Re: Lesbians Are Hot
« on: October 28, 2015, 07:39:46 AM »
Are you a girl?

If you want me to be ;D

Spoiler
No

8538
The Flood / Re: Would you rather protect or be protected
« on: October 27, 2015, 09:58:26 PM »
I like to think I prefer to protect because I'm noble and selfless but in reality, it's probably due to ego and superiority complex

8539
The Flood / Re: Would you rather protect or be protected
« on: October 27, 2015, 09:57:31 PM »
Protect


8540
The Flood / Re: Ultimate Cucks
« on: October 27, 2015, 09:02:08 PM »
Like my wife of 15 years, the woman I was monagamous with for 17 years cheating on me with the guy who left her the weekend before we met? That she dropped the fact she's a cheating whore on me the night my youngest was born and I had to fly to Florida and be by myself for 48 hours? That she dropped $24,000 in credit card debt and $15,000 in tax debt on me?

I dunno, I think I win this.

Brutal

8541
The Flood / Re: I wish everyone...
« on: October 27, 2015, 09:01:02 PM »
I want to fuck you

8542
The Flood / Re: Ultimate Cucks
« on: October 27, 2015, 08:58:31 PM »


tru is top cuck

8543
The Flood / Ultimate Cucks
« on: October 27, 2015, 08:54:59 PM »
Post top cucks

8544
The Flood / Re: Please Put Likes Back In The Middle
« on: October 27, 2015, 08:53:46 PM »
HAH


8545
The Flood / Re: Please Put Likes Back In The Middle
« on: October 27, 2015, 08:53:29 PM »
wrong forum enjoy your ban

Enjoy deez nuts on your chin

8546
The Flood / Re: Lesbians Are Hot
« on: October 27, 2015, 08:53:00 PM »
I...don't see that happening.

Mad

8547
The Flood / Re: Lesbians Are Hot
« on: October 27, 2015, 08:52:33 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Lesbians Are Hot
« on: October 27, 2015, 08:52:08 PM »
If a hetero male were to go through HRT and become a woman, would that make him a lesbian?

Larry, excuse me, Lana Wachowski became a trangender female and now she married a woman

Like wtf

8549
The Flood / Please Put Likes Back In The Middle
« on: October 27, 2015, 08:49:52 PM »
Everything else is fine but really
I need my validation front and center

8550
The Flood / Lesbians Are Hot
« on: October 27, 2015, 08:42:57 PM »
I wanna date a lesbian

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