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7501
« on: December 02, 2015, 11:09:41 AM »
They put butter on their sandwiches and then complain about unhealthy Americans
7502
« on: December 02, 2015, 10:54:10 AM »
Except that isn't how they work.
No shit, Sherlock. Fucking hell, you're annoying.
So aggressive.
Fuck off slope
There's a math joke to be made here.
And you'd be able to make one if you were a Jap, but you're just a lowly Vietcong piece of trash.
I'm not inglorious
Real funny Marky
7503
« on: December 02, 2015, 08:12:58 AM »
Cool
Now put bourbon in it.
What're you gay?
7504
« on: December 02, 2015, 08:11:43 AM »
Thread derailed
RIP
7505
« on: December 02, 2015, 08:10:14 AM »
That's actually pretty hot
7506
« on: December 02, 2015, 08:02:45 AM »
7507
« on: December 02, 2015, 08:01:15 AM »
Drop the Thursday night philosophy classes and go back to school you dumb ho
No, I mean like my inherent intelligence.
There is no such thing as inherent intelligence
I think you mean common sense
Yes there is. Intelligence is just a measurement. Some people are quicker thinkers and faster learners than others. Some people are just prone to mistakes, there's a definite inherent intelligence. Case in point - down syndrome. I don't have down syndrome, but I am pretty unintelligent anyways. People don't seem to care, they give all the respect in the world to people with down syndrome.
Even then intelligence is not an inherent trait How fast and effectively you learn or retain information is Even then you can train and get better at certain things And it depends on other things too Like how much harder someone who is "slower" is willing to work than a quicker person You're more intelligent now than when you were younger yes? We were all born on the same level of intelligence As for Down Syndrome and mental diseases, that's different I'm fairly certain you don't have any which makes you on the same level as everyone else more or less So saying you're not smart because of inherent shit is just idiotic
7508
« on: December 02, 2015, 07:56:13 AM »
Because your original comment was shitty as fuck lol Okay? And that somehow warrants some prick kid to patronize me?
He literally just said that's not how they worked and you got mad as fuck
7509
« on: December 02, 2015, 07:48:53 AM »
Hi
I love you
7510
« on: December 02, 2015, 07:46:53 AM »
"You called me out on a shitty comment. Quit being so annoying"
Good one Verb
How is stating the obvious "calling me out"?
Because your original comment was shitty as fuck lol
7511
« on: December 02, 2015, 07:37:56 AM »
Drop the Thursday night philosophy classes and go back to school you dumb ho
No, I mean like my inherent intelligence.
There is no such thing as inherent intelligence I think you mean common sense
7512
« on: December 02, 2015, 07:31:06 AM »
Drop the Thursday night philosophy classes and go back to school you dumb ho
7513
« on: December 02, 2015, 07:29:38 AM »
Except that isn't how they work.
No shit, Sherlock. Fucking hell, you're annoying.
"You called me out on a shitty comment. Quit being so annoying" Good one Verb
7514
« on: December 02, 2015, 07:21:44 AM »
It's a reminder of how shitty everything is
7515
« on: December 02, 2015, 06:27:38 AM »
Why do you think I'm here
7516
« on: December 01, 2015, 02:24:31 PM »
Did you know that if you have sex with a dolphin you'll die because of how much it comes and how fast
Yeah
If you're a bitch
Dolphins can control their vaginal muscles so they can give a better fuck
It's like getting a handjob while fucking the pussy
I'm talking about male dolphins.
Man up and take the dick like a pro
7517
« on: December 01, 2015, 01:11:17 PM »
Did you know that if you have sex with a dolphin you'll die because of how much it comes and how fast
Yeah If you're a bitch Dolphins can control their vaginal muscles so they can give a better fuck It's like getting a handjob while fucking the pussy
7518
« on: December 01, 2015, 01:07:32 PM »
Complain on the internet
7519
« on: December 01, 2015, 07:22:16 AM »
I don't know man
Marvel has the better track record
But I kinda want them to fail
7520
« on: December 01, 2015, 07:18:49 AM »
Well you see
Us men are the ones who have to put up with women
"Oh my god I wish I had a good body"
"You do!"
"Noooo shut the fuck up I do not"
"Omg I recently joined a Thursday night Zumba class and started a cleanse. I'm going to be soooo healthy now"
"Should I eat this cake? Nah I'm on a diet. But I should have a cheat day...but I need to discipline myself. But it looks sooooo good"
And of course PMS
So clearly us men have it worse
7521
« on: December 01, 2015, 01:07:43 AM »
"Eugh... essence of Crabbe..."
7522
« on: November 30, 2015, 11:26:01 PM »
Up my sleeves
7523
« on: November 30, 2015, 10:03:17 PM »
A long time ago, I was in Burma, my friends and I were working for the local government. They were trying to buy the loyalty of tribal leaders by bribing them with precious stones. But their caravans were being raided in a forest north of Rangoon by a bandit. So we went looking for the stones. But in six months, we never found anyone who traded with him. One day I saw a child playing with a ruby the size of a tangerine. The bandit had been throwing them away.
7524
« on: November 30, 2015, 10:01:06 PM »
I mean can anything equate to pregnancy?
Crazy hormones and throwing up a lot for nine months and then popping something out of you in an extremely painful way...
I don't want to grow up
You don't have to have a child.
in fact, i would highly recommend that you not
omgstfu
7525
« on: November 30, 2015, 08:37:16 PM »
They both have their ups and downs...so that's actually a hard choice....can I sit on the fence and be neutral?
You can sit on my dick and be moaning
7526
« on: November 30, 2015, 08:22:31 PM »
Says the dude who wants to fuck his mom
At least I want to make sweet, gentle, violence-free love to all the mommies
What if the mommy is into BDSM?
7527
« on: November 30, 2015, 08:10:58 PM »
Says the dude who wants to fuck his mom
7528
« on: November 30, 2015, 07:41:00 PM »
Agreed
We're like a fucking inbred pool of autism
7529
« on: November 30, 2015, 07:31:45 PM »
That would be an entirely unfounded belief and displaying racist as hell tendencies.
Yeah, but the reality is that you still feel that way, regardless of how rational it is.
By that logic, every white girl who didn't get an iPhone for Christmas should be in counselling right now You have to look at how justified a feeling is Not just be sorry because they feel bad I realized you got shaken up because you recently experienced something that hit close to home But don't let that sway logical thought If your wife didn't have that experience and you didn't have that dream, wouldn't what your teacher read sound like over the top feminazi propaganda?
7530
« on: November 30, 2015, 07:12:31 PM »
Neither
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