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The Flood / Re: Am I The Only One Who Thinks Vaginas Are Disgusting
« on: December 06, 2015, 07:16:32 PM »
"Objectively"

Lolno. Dicks look nasty. Vaginas aren't much better, but you really can't say that a penis looks good in any way whatsoever.
Dicks aren't smelly open fleshy gashes that bleed profusely every month
that shoot out a piss and sperm mixture when they get hard

It's like you don't know how penises work at all

Also

As opposed to a hole that literally sheds its skin and flushes out blood, dead skin, and hormones once a month?

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The Flood / Re: Am I The Only One Who Thinks Vaginas Are Disgusting
« on: December 06, 2015, 07:12:59 PM »
"Objectively"

Lolno. Dicks look nasty. Vaginas aren't much better, but you really can't say that a penis looks good in any way whatsoever.
Dicks aren't smelly open fleshy gashes that bleed profusely every month
No, they're protruding fleshy sticks that shoot out a piss and sperm mixture when they get hard

Much grosser.
But it feels good when they do that, whereas it's pain, emotional ups and downs, and nonstop cramping for the former.

Pissing with an erection is like attempting to force water from a tied hose.

Trying to pee after cumming is the worst

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The Flood / Re: Am I The Only One Who Thinks Vaginas Are Disgusting
« on: December 06, 2015, 07:09:42 PM »
They look better than dicks, that's for sure.

Actually dicks look better because they're just like poles

Vaginas are just like roast beef mazes
I disagree.

Fuck you lady

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The Flood / Re: Am I The Only One Who Thinks Vaginas Are Disgusting
« on: December 06, 2015, 06:56:06 PM »
It's main function is for sexual reproduction.

Which would make sense for them to look appealing lol

Also

Its*

Its only appealing when aroused.

It's suppose to be arousing tho

I meant when you're aroused.

But they're sexual organs

The whole point of them is to arouse you 

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The Flood / Re: Am I The Only One Who Thinks Vaginas Are Disgusting
« on: December 06, 2015, 06:55:17 PM »
They look better than dicks, that's for sure.

Actually dicks look better because they're just like poles

Vaginas are just like roast beef mazes

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The Flood / Re: Am I The Only One Who Thinks Vaginas Are Disgusting
« on: December 06, 2015, 06:53:18 PM »
It's main function is for sexual reproduction.

Which would make sense for them to look appealing lol

Also

Its*

Its only appealing when aroused.

It's suppose to be arousing tho

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The Flood / Damn
« on: December 06, 2015, 06:50:38 PM »
I could really go for some sour patch kids right now

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The Flood / Re: Am I The Only One Who Thinks Vaginas Are Disgusting
« on: December 06, 2015, 06:49:37 PM »
It's main function is for sexual reproduction.

Which would make sense for them to look appealing lol

Also

Its*

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The Flood / Re: Am I The Only One Who Thinks Vaginas Are Disgusting
« on: December 06, 2015, 06:27:29 PM »
Genitals are just gross in general, like ew

I don't even want to think about tranny vaginas

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The Flood / NSFW Am I The Only One Who Thinks Vaginas Are Disgusting
« on: December 06, 2015, 06:23:33 PM »
Pretty much every part of a girl's body can be attractive but vaginas are just so disgusting

Don't get me wrong
I would love to fuck one

But it just looks so disgusting
It's a bunch of flappy skin

I heard it smells disgusting too

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The Flood / Re: Oh.......
« on: December 06, 2015, 05:48:07 PM »
.-.
Is this the future of 4D movies?

But it's still 2D babe

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The Flood / Re: Most painful moment of your life? Surgery/Accidents etc
« on: December 06, 2015, 05:46:48 PM »
Waking up everyday

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The Flood / Re: Very unhappy with life rn
« on: December 06, 2015, 04:46:48 PM »
Become a personal trainer

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The Flood / Re: Who drinks soda vs water
« on: December 06, 2015, 04:46:12 PM »
do you think it is as healthy as drinking water.

Also are chips healthier than fruit???

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The Flood / Re: SOOO KISS ME IM SHITFACED
« on: December 06, 2015, 03:08:59 PM »
Why would you kiss someone with shit on their face?

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The Flood / Re: If you still keep up with the Psycho Series...
« on: December 06, 2015, 03:08:01 PM »
stfu Deci

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The Flood / Re: Evanescence is a good band
« on: December 06, 2015, 02:55:24 PM »
Nickelback is best band

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The Flood / Re: when do you plan on seeing star wars
« on: December 06, 2015, 02:54:00 PM »
I usually go a couple weeks after a release to avoid the crowds but the theaters will be packed well into January so I'll just go when I'm bored

Maybe on a Tuesday during Winter Break

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The Flood / Re: ENOUGH!
« on: December 06, 2015, 01:17:58 AM »
I'll sit idle while your dragon burns my hold

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The Flood / Re: 40 year old man looking to bang one of your moms
« on: December 05, 2015, 11:40:18 PM »
Dude you need to masturbate more

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The Flood / Re: What's going on in this gif?
« on: December 05, 2015, 11:32:32 PM »
Soon to be rape victim

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The Flood / Re: 16 Year Old Male Looking For First Sub Experience
« on: December 05, 2015, 11:27:11 PM »
Why don't you take a seat over there?




Are you going to tie me up? :3

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The Flood / Re: 16 Year Old Male Looking For First Sub Experience
« on: December 05, 2015, 11:26:09 PM »
You know I will. Call me master.

Yes Master :3
That's a good little kitty. I can't wait to put a collar and leash on you.

Purrrr~

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The Flood / Re: Hit me with your best shot
« on: December 05, 2015, 10:39:08 PM »
Fire awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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The Flood / Re: 16 Year Old Male Looking For First Sub Experience
« on: December 05, 2015, 10:28:16 PM »
You know I will. Call me master.

Yes Master :3

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The Flood / Re: 16 Year Old Male Looking For First Sub Experience
« on: December 05, 2015, 10:17:44 PM »
Step 1: Go to a Subway
Step 2: Order a Foot long sandwich
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit

That is extremely gay

Like you 

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The Flood / 16 Year Old Male Looking For First Sub Experience
« on: December 05, 2015, 10:00:17 PM »
My name is IngloriousWho98
I am 16 years old, 5'11", 155 pounds
I am soft but I've also been working out so I have a hint of muscle if you like to feel my body harden a little :3

I am looking to become someone's sub
I want to be loved and punished

I have never been in a submissive position before and I would love to try it
I can call you daddy, mommy, and master if you want me to

I am looking for preferably a guy but girls work too
Just as long as you can protect and love me

I'll do whatever you want me to
I can be an obedient good slave if you want me to

I look forward to be claimed by you, master! :3

                          - Your loyal pet Ingy98 xoxo~

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The Flood / Re: ARRR YOU LEGAL AGED ADULTS READY TO WATCH SOME PORN?
« on: December 05, 2015, 08:09:22 PM »
This post cured my cancer 

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The Flood / Re: think of anyone before entering this thread
« on: December 05, 2015, 07:56:54 PM »
I don't get it

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The Flood / Re: If I were to set up a roleplaying thread.
« on: December 05, 2015, 07:02:45 PM »
I only do sexual RP m8

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