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7081
The Flood / Re: Man lands in ICU for spoiling Star Wars movie
« on: December 21, 2015, 12:45:29 PM »

Quote

Police did not arrest the assaulters and allowed them to watch the movie as planned.

“We view this as justifiable assault,” a police officer said.


I really want to say that I'm surprised about this, but I'm really not, referring back to this somewhat also stupid case.



OT: I wonder what the "fake" spoiler was that triggered idiots like this to resort to automatic violence like that.

I also wonder what those three were thinking when they saw the rest of the movie (Including the ending, obviously), and saw the actual ending to it after the fight when they realize that the man was wrong. Hue.

You do know that it's a joke right?
No cop would do that lol

Oh, so the part that the cops actually allowed the fanboys to still "watch the movie as planned" was also a joke?

Yes...
That was the main joke

Yet it somehow feels real to me (because I have heard so many idiotic cop stories recently) to trigger me.


Hurr durr all cops are corrupt and abuse their power

7082
The Flood / Re: Man lands in ICU for spoiling Star Wars movie
« on: December 21, 2015, 12:39:38 PM »

Quote

Police did not arrest the assaulters and allowed them to watch the movie as planned.

“We view this as justifiable assault,” a police officer said.


I really want to say that I'm surprised about this, but I'm really not, referring back to this somewhat also stupid case.



OT: I wonder what the "fake" spoiler was that triggered idiots like this to resort to automatic violence like that.

I also wonder what those three were thinking when they saw the rest of the movie (Including the ending, obviously), and saw the actual ending to it after the fight when they realize that the man was wrong. Hue.

You do know that it's a joke right?
No cop would do that lol

Oh, so the part that the cops actually allowed the fanboys to still "watch the movie as planned" was also a joke?

Yes...
That was the main joke

7083
The Flood / Re: Man lands in ICU for spoiling Star Wars movie
« on: December 21, 2015, 11:58:37 AM »

Quote

Police did not arrest the assaulters and allowed them to watch the movie as planned.

“We view this as justifiable assault,” a police officer said.


I really want to say that I'm surprised about this, but I'm really not, referring back to this somewhat also stupid case.



OT: I wonder what the "fake" spoiler was that triggered idiots like this to resort to automatic violence like that.

I also wonder what those three were thinking when they saw the rest of the movie (Including the ending, obviously), and saw the actual ending to it after the fight when they realize that the man was wrong. Hue.

You do know that it's a joke right?
No cop would do that lol

7084
The Flood / Re: Man lands in ICU for spoiling Star Wars movie
« on: December 21, 2015, 11:57:41 AM »
This actually happened in some theaters

Not the justifiable assault part
But don't fuck with Star Wars fanboys

7085
The Flood / Re: It's 3:00 AM
« on: December 21, 2015, 11:51:11 AM »


THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER!!!!

7086
Hmmmm

7087
The Flood / Re: You know what? Fuck it.
« on: December 21, 2015, 11:44:12 AM »


I love you too Korra~




FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC

AND MAGIC IS HERESY



Choo choo motherfucker.
Thank you, Sandy. I will never ever be able to sleep again.

When the food packaging says "serves 3-4 people"

Spoiler

When someone randomly posts jokes from imgur FP




7088
The Flood / Re: NEVER order something overseas during the holiday spree
« on: December 21, 2015, 11:37:55 AM »
You might as well kill yourself if that's what you're buying

Eck

7089
The Flood / Re: The end is nigh.
« on: December 20, 2015, 09:22:33 PM »
That site was made by nega Cheat who wants to see regular Cheat's life burn

7090
The Flood / Re: alternative humor
« on: December 20, 2015, 08:42:04 PM »
With every orgasm the memories of the orphanage fades more and more

7091
The Flood / Re: contingency forum backup thread.
« on: December 20, 2015, 08:23:01 PM »
Bungie.net

7092
The Flood / Re: 😂
« on: December 20, 2015, 08:07:46 PM »
Zonda is really cute

7093
The Flood / Re: GUYS I FOUND AFRICAN SEP7AGON
« on: December 20, 2015, 07:56:27 PM »
Ahh Cheat's native homeland

7094
The Flood / Re: "but that's just my opinion"
« on: December 20, 2015, 04:31:14 PM »
Because you don't want to appear like you're stating your opinion as fact
So you can have a debate without having it turn into an insult battle

But you wouldn't know since you just say whatever you want without any tact or grace

7095
The Flood / Re: Biggest fedora in history
« on: December 20, 2015, 01:39:54 AM »

7096
The Flood / Re: Did you know antivaxxers are still a thing?
« on: December 20, 2015, 01:18:31 AM »
Yes they are and we might as well get used to it.

You act like they're a big movement

7097
The Flood / Re: Tru is charming
« on: December 20, 2015, 01:13:10 AM »
I don't really like him

7098
Alvin becomes a real boy at the end of the new Alvin and the Chipmunks   

7099
The Flood / Re: Bathroom Blowjob
« on: December 20, 2015, 12:53:45 AM »
I love incest tbh

7100
The Flood / Re: I just saw Creed.
« on: December 20, 2015, 12:50:55 AM »
All our favorite actors are now just trying to relive their glory days now


7101
The Flood / Re: Deci
« on: December 20, 2015, 12:11:35 AM »
Is Deci the biggest memeber on the site?
That would be my penis actually.

Penis cancer

7102
The Flood / Re: A Star Wars Ep IV question
« on: December 20, 2015, 12:02:06 AM »

7103
The Flood / Re: A Star Wars Ep IV question
« on: December 19, 2015, 11:54:18 PM »
Wasn't his memory wiped in Episode III?

7104
The Flood / Re: Fruit is a sweetiepie
« on: December 19, 2015, 11:50:19 PM »
stfu

7105
The Flood / Re: I wish I was a bottle blonde
« on: December 19, 2015, 11:40:54 PM »
It feels like I've been alone to long with no girls around my mom was wonderin'
Thinking of some way to release it
I looked in the kitchen saw some Crisco oil and that's when my blood started to boil
Oh yeah
Oww, oww, oww
Aw oh
Oww, oww, oww
God what did I just do

No one wanted to be with me
Had to make my dream come true
I wanted to have something
I didn't know what to do
It seemed like a good idea
And no one else was around
I stuck my weenie in a bottle
And now I can't get it out
I stuck my weenie in a bottle today
Got it stuck up there all the way
I stuck my weenie in a bottle oh no
Can't, can't someone come help me out

It's turning purple all the feelings gone
Now where did I put that frigin' phone
Dialing 911
Please pick up I'm in a lot of pain
This was supposed to feel good know I'm suffering
Oh please answer
Denver 911 what is your emergency
Oww, oww, oww
Hello
Oww, oww, oww
Sir what seems to be the problem
No one wanted to be with me
Had to make my dream come true
I wanted to have something
I didn't know what to do
Go on
It seemed like a good idea
And no one else was around
I stuck my weenie in a bottle and now I can't get it out

So you stuck your weenie in a bottle oh my
You must feel really lonely guy
You stuck your weenie in a bottle that's a first
Don't worry sir were sending somebody out
Hey Pam this guy got his weenie stuck in a bottle
No way
He does
He's such a loser
Wait
Wait sir were sending somebody out
ahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha
He's in here lets break the door down
Oh my god
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

7106
The Flood / Re: those fuckin gooks do it again
« on: December 19, 2015, 11:35:06 PM »
It's pretty good tbh

7107
The Flood / Re: Verbatim is intelligent
« on: December 19, 2015, 11:32:04 PM »
Pseudo

7108
The Flood / Re: >open "sep7agon.net" in google chrome
« on: December 19, 2015, 09:01:57 PM »
Elbow number 4

7109
The Flood / Re: I'm in love with Kupo.
« on: December 19, 2015, 01:51:45 PM »
I'm in love with the Ko Ko


7110
The Flood / Re: This site is pretty dank.
« on: December 19, 2015, 12:51:48 PM »
Everything I draw looks like a vagina

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