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The Flood / Re: You're so vain
« on: July 10, 2016, 01:10:22 PM »
This is now an Ian thread, post Ian memes.


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The Flood / Re: who is user #16
« on: July 10, 2016, 02:30:32 AM »
sp00ky

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The Flood / Re: When You Tired
« on: July 10, 2016, 02:28:34 AM »
Sleeping is like better than living

wait

Sleeping itself is bliss
I hope I never wake up

It's the few moments of having to lie alone with yourself that's killer

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The Flood / When You Tired
« on: July 10, 2016, 02:08:31 AM »
But you don't wanna submit to the loneliness of going to sleep

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The Flood / Re: Is anything being done to improve the site?
« on: July 10, 2016, 01:11:13 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Lateral thinking puzzles
« on: July 10, 2016, 12:24:04 AM »
Answer
A man takes his blind friend swimming. The seeing man stands on the shore with a handbell to ring so that the blind man can find his way back to shore if he starts getting too far out. There is a buoy with a bell on it floating out far from shore. The blind man hears the buoy's bell and thinks it's his friend's bell so he follows the sound- further out in the water. The friend on shore sees what is happening and begins shouting and ringing his bell furiously. The blind man becomes exhausted out near the buoy and drowns.

I literally love you

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The Flood / Re: What would you change about the user above you.
« on: July 09, 2016, 09:35:50 PM »
Less pedo

More for me

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The Flood / Re: Should the cows have been shot?
« on: July 09, 2016, 02:24:04 PM »
BAN
THEM
GUNS

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The Flood / Re: I Think I Have Phimosis
« on: July 09, 2016, 01:19:36 PM »
i like all dicks

Have you tried not being a fucking gay

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The Flood / Re: I Think I Have Phimosis
« on: July 09, 2016, 01:18:31 PM »
Cut master race reporting. No question, just wanted to let you know that I'm superior to you.
when things go wrong for people with foreskin, they can't pull back some skin. When things go wrong for circumcision, you bleed to death. So superior my goys that fell for the Jew's tricks.
>implying i wouldn't rather be dead than have an ugly, dysfunctional cock for my whole life

Since when did you care about penises and sex

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The Flood / Re: There's a black guy on my street!
« on: July 09, 2016, 01:23:42 AM »
It's getting kinda offensive that you think America is actually filled with these people

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The Flood / AMA I Think I Have Phimosis
« on: July 09, 2016, 01:02:56 AM »
RIP

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The Flood / Re: windmill, windmill for the land
« on: July 08, 2016, 10:24:44 PM »
Ravioli ravioli what's in the pocketoli

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Literally asking for it

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The Flood / Re: I'm debuting a new punk opera
« on: July 08, 2016, 11:55:26 AM »
Bad thread

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The Flood / Re: UFC 200's main event changed
« on: July 08, 2016, 11:53:20 AM »
I swear the only reason wrestling exists is for the GIFs

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Sometimes I think you're just fucking with us with all this macho bullshit

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The Flood / Re: Jesus Christ, what the fuck...
« on: July 07, 2016, 08:47:11 PM »
Not gonna lie
I wacked it plenty to FNAF

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The Flood / Re: Jesus Christ, what the fuck...
« on: July 07, 2016, 08:45:10 PM »
Tfw I remember fapping to nothing but a single Ornifex porn animation for like 3 weeks

I know which one you're talking about

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The Flood / Re: Going to sleep
« on: July 07, 2016, 08:42:29 PM »
Sleep tite pupper

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The Flood / Re: i start driver's ed today
« on: July 07, 2016, 01:46:27 PM »
Didn't realize actually having value makes you a loser
none of the things you listed give you any value

and depending on your job, you could have negative value

and considering your age, you're pretty much guaranteed to have a job with negative value

Well seeing how I can actually do things other than being cynical from the safety of mom's basement, I think I qualify as a capable human being

And I didn't realize building a school to educate children was a negative job

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The Flood / Re: i start driver's ed today
« on: July 07, 2016, 01:38:14 PM »
except it isn't, at all

today, the instructor asked the class who moves first at a four-way stop

i had no fucking idea--how the fuck am i supposed to know that intuitively

You could just learn all that online
I just don't think it's worth the time and money to learn like 4 new facts about the road

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if anything, that just makes you even more of a loser

Didn't realize actually having value makes you a loser

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The Flood / Re: So I Made A Small Comic
« on: July 07, 2016, 01:05:19 PM »

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The Flood / Re: i start driver's ed today
« on: July 07, 2016, 01:03:27 PM »
You literally have nothing to gain from taking a class

Driving is the most self explanatory thing ever and you won't even use half the shit they teach you

I would just take the test

Also
How does it feel now that this kid has a job, license, and a car?

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Metallic hydrogen superconductors yo

But I get what you're saying
That sending a probe to Jupiter isn't going to feed African children
And that's such a short sighted way of looking at things

You forget the tons of indirect effects that the space race had on technology
It's one of the reasons you're not typing this on a two ton brick of a computer right now

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The Flood / Re: the people that you've been before
« on: July 05, 2016, 02:12:45 AM »
I'm too passcode
These gates won't stay closed

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The Flood / Re: Yes
« on: July 05, 2016, 02:11:47 AM »
You're in then you're out out
You're up then you're down

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The Flood / Re: some folks were born
« on: July 04, 2016, 11:13:25 PM »
GAVE PROOF THROUGH THE NIGHT

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The Flood / Re: I think I just watched people die...
« on: July 04, 2016, 09:18:19 PM »
That sucks

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The Flood / Re: Petition to make saying cuck a bannable offense
« on: July 04, 2016, 03:38:51 PM »
Fascist niggers

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