Happy rest of your life

I can't remember them but I know I've been dreaming more but also having more trouble sleeping lately

Man remember when online gamers weren't so angry and invested in your failure

They got the gimp from Pulp Fiction to make an appearance for Season 1

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That's why you have to use a lot of lube

Hey, you said you wanted to plan and meet up so I could play with that big juicy ass of yours. You still down for that?

Ye buddy, just tell me when and where

CLEVELAND, THE WEEKEND.

Too far, plus I have a funeral Saturday

Yeah
For your sex life

No, no that died a long time ago

This truly is a sarrowful life

At least they have two brain cells to rub together and not continue the first mess

I'm actually pretty optimistic about future DC movies with Joker and Shazam
Maybe Wonder Woman 1984

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>people who land on supply ships

Same

Skulltown or bust

People were selling small ass pie slices for $3 on campus last year

I asked how much for the whole pie and the bitch actually said $33 dollars

Impressive
Very nice

I made a tinder profile and I ended up taking out a girl on a date back in November which was the first time I've ever taken a girl out. She was pretty cool and the vibe I got from her was good and she had a good job and was doing good for herself, also she just got out a of a 4-year relationship. She'd text me "good morning " with emojis and shit every day and I'd call and talk to her on her lunch. Then one day she stopped doing that. I texted her and didn't get a response back ever again from this girl. I looked up her profile on Instagram some time later and saw two initials in her bio with some heart emojis so it became clear to me that she must have gotten back with her ex. I was upset, but I moved on.

I matched with a 28 year old on there because getting with an older girl is one of my fantasies. Anyways we'd talk on the phone but I kept losing interest as time went on and once she told me how her family is and the things she told me, I immediately nope'd out of there. The thing is that I called this woman and told her I wasn't interested anymore and that "I found someone else" even though I didn't and she still wanted to do things with me. I ghosted her but she kept calling me while I was at work so I had to block her number.

And just recently, I was talking to this girl who's a year older than me that I went to school with. She's in nursing school or whatever it's called during the mornings and works nights like me but gets off earlier than I do. Because of our schedules and days I work/she works, it's super difficult for us to meet and do something, at least that was her excuse. The days I had off and she had off we never did anything because she "was busy" even though she would still go out with her friends. The other night she was at a barbecue with some other guy and once I saw that, I'd had enough of the excuses. I wasted some of my fucking vacation hours for this girl man.

I talked to another girl I went to school with. Back in high school she knew I had a crush on her and she wanted me to talk to her but I was too scared of rejection and was super shy back then. Again, complicated schedules were between me and her so we never got to hang out. This one especially hurts the most because I got a feeling I'm the one that screwed things up with this girl because of the dumb stuff I'd tell her, and she hands down was the most gorgeous and most successful of these girls I talked about. She probably thought I was just super awkward and weird and moved on. I'm such a fucking retard for screwing this one up and I'm pretty sure I'll never win her back.

The funny thing is that a guy I know came to me... ME... of all people for advice on a girl he liked. He listened to me and he ended up getting with a girl and now they've been together for 7 months now LOL

At this point, I'm convinced that I just have the worst luck when it comes to this stuff. Whenever I think I have something going with a girl, everything just falls to shit and I end up with nothing but disappointment each time. Myself, I think, is probably what I should blame the most. If I knew what I knew now I would go back and take all those opportunities I had that I was too scared to take.

How old are you again

This movie actually does look beautiful but why do all the actors look like Bollywood extras

Low key worried all this ego boosting is going to get you hurt one day

Whatever time makes the sun go down faster

You look fine

Don't