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13591
« on: January 05, 2015, 09:08:28 PM »
Stop being a nigger
*takes joint back*
okay
but I'm going to be sitting here
*places dick in mouth*
It seems I've walked in on an inappropriate time, I'll come back later.
*puts dick in your mouth too*
13592
« on: January 05, 2015, 09:07:54 PM »
*eats blunt*
*sucks your dick*
*claws your brains out*
*eats your vagina*
*grabs blunt out of belly button*
*passes that shit*
good thing i never used that brain
Eeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhgggggggggggghh hhhhhhh
13593
« on: January 05, 2015, 09:07:08 PM »
*watches as this site turns into b.lind*
*waits to join the next group of niggers who make another offsite*
*repeat*
13594
« on: January 05, 2015, 09:06:01 PM »
The time my parents took me to Disneyland
You're the one to the right? Are you single?
My parents told me to stay away from people with neckbeards
I shave though. Plus, I'm cute and skinny.
K
Bend over
Oh, the dominant type huh. I can work with that. My ass is yours to fill up.
*screams incoherent shit* *dry humps some mom* *sticks tongue in some guy's mouth* *makes him suck my dick* *won't let them breathe until he moans* *cums* T-t-t-thi thi- thi- *grabs a kid* *takes a airplane beverage and sticks it up his ass* NICHOLAS CAGEEEEEEEEEEE *the cockpit tears opens* It's Glumph the alien *everyone dies from anal combustion* I alone gets chosen They beam me up *its Leonardo DeNoOscaro* *sits in circle and smokes phones*
13595
« on: January 05, 2015, 09:04:09 PM »
Stop being a nigger
*takes joint back*
okay
but I'm going to be sitting here
*places dick in mouth*
13596
« on: January 05, 2015, 09:00:04 PM »
*eats blunt*
*sucks your dick* *claws your brains out* *eats your vagina* *grabs blunt out of belly button* *passes that shit*
13597
« on: January 05, 2015, 08:58:25 PM »
Stop being a nigger
*takes joint back*
13598
« on: January 05, 2015, 08:57:54 PM »
The time my parents took me to Disneyland
I just love how they look absolutely nothing like Elsa and Anna.
They said they were though My mom and dad told me that too
13599
« on: January 05, 2015, 08:57:06 PM »
The time my parents took me to Disneyland
You're the one to the right? Are you single?
My parents told me to stay away from people with neckbeards
I shave though. Plus, I'm cute and skinny.
K Bend over
13600
« on: January 05, 2015, 08:52:28 PM »
13601
« on: January 05, 2015, 08:51:56 PM »
*hits*
Pass that shit along dudddde
13602
« on: January 05, 2015, 08:51:26 PM »
The time my parents took me to Disneyland
You're the one to the right? Are you single?
My parents told me to stay away from people with neckbeards
13603
« on: January 05, 2015, 08:47:39 PM »
*passes blunt*
13604
« on: January 05, 2015, 08:46:42 PM »
The time my parents took me to Disneyland
13605
« on: January 05, 2015, 08:41:56 PM »
what the hell is this? I can't even hate it nor like it.
The best
13606
« on: January 05, 2015, 08:41:20 PM »
Pass that shit
no
Sorry Forgot to say please Please
13607
« on: January 05, 2015, 08:40:37 PM »
13608
« on: January 05, 2015, 08:38:53 PM »
No bullshit This is probably the best thing I've ever heard
13609
« on: January 05, 2015, 08:38:00 PM »
Pass that shit
13610
« on: January 05, 2015, 08:37:38 PM »
Why would you block all that stuff?
They offer such good tips
I can now grow my penis with this one simple trick and scientists hate me
13611
« on: January 05, 2015, 05:46:02 PM »
You should call a doctor if you have an erection lasting longer than 8 hours
>.>
I was exaggerating.
My penis is quite flaccid right now. However, if the cute cashier girl at the drugstore happened to ring me up were I to stop by today, I would surely reveal a pronounced bulge if she so much as glanced at me.
I know
I just wanted to make a viagra joke
faggot
I'll go RIGHT THROUGH YOUR S S S S S S SKULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
do you need someone to drive you?
you can take a seat
in between the rear seat and my penis
I GOT THE NASTY IN MY TAXI YOU NEED A LIFT?
13612
« on: January 05, 2015, 05:36:45 PM »
You should call a doctor if you have an erection lasting longer than 8 hours
>.>
I was exaggerating.
My penis is quite flaccid right now. However, if the cute cashier girl at the drugstore happened to ring me up were I to stop by today, I would surely reveal a pronounced bulge if she so much as glanced at me.
I know
I just wanted to make a viagra joke
faggot
I'll go RIGHT THROUGH YOUR S S S S S S SKULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
13613
« on: January 05, 2015, 05:32:06 PM »
You should call a doctor if you have an erection lasting longer than 8 hours
>.>
I was exaggerating.
My penis is quite flaccid right now. However, if the cute cashier girl at the drugstore happened to ring me up were I to stop by today, I would surely reveal a pronounced bulge if she so much as glanced at me.
I know I just wanted to make a viagra joke
13614
« on: January 05, 2015, 05:02:44 PM »
You should call a doctor if you have an erection lasting longer than 8 hours
>.>
13615
« on: January 05, 2015, 04:59:08 PM »
 Bae
13616
« on: January 05, 2015, 04:54:47 PM »
Meta Cognition
He's too logical for morals
13617
« on: January 05, 2015, 04:44:03 PM »
Can we have the notifications be like the PM button?
I hate how it's on the avatar
And it's always giving me false notifications
13618
« on: January 05, 2015, 04:35:51 PM »
Let's fuck
13619
« on: January 05, 2015, 04:29:50 PM »
Posted this already.
Didn't see it sorry
13620
« on: January 05, 2015, 04:24:20 PM »
>releases a bunch of instrumentals >tracks spell out JENNY DEATH WHEN >doesn't tell us when
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