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The Flood / Re: I'm a Mourner, AMA
« on: January 06, 2015, 06:25:22 PM »
Say my name

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The Flood / Re: Snuggling Role Play Thread
« on: January 06, 2015, 06:01:56 PM »
*casually rapes everyone and then blows up the planet and continues on my rampage as a planet destroyer*
stop

no, you can't stop my rampage
*chucks a glowstick at you, which cuts your head off and saves everyone*

but how could a glowstick kill a planet destroyer, godmodder
its an anti-planet destroyer glowstick

that's not fair

ill get cheat
no dont

i will i mean it
ill kill you

no wait

dont do that
save me

but im the planet destroyer
can you destroy moons

no, just planets
lol pleb

i can destroy stars with my glowsticks

fuck you
i cant im being raped

*makes numb digger join in*

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The Flood / Re: Snuggling Role Play Thread
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:52:45 PM »
*pours shampoo all over my body and sings opera music*

*comes up behind you and puts my body against your's*
*turns around and starts to dance in the shower while making bass sounds*

*dances with you and starts soaping up your body*
*dumps glowstick liquid all over us for some fucking reason*

*dick gets hard*
*we both look down*

Uh....I....
*stares violently*

*face gets bright red*
*stares at your dick*
*runs out of the shower*

*grabs you*
*sticks tongue in your mouth*
*is rape*

*continues*

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The Flood / Re: Snuggling Role Play Thread
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:43:05 PM »
*pours shampoo all over my body and sings opera music*

*comes up behind you and puts my body against your's*
*turns around and starts to dance in the shower while making bass sounds*

*dances with you and starts soaping up your body*
*dumps glowstick liquid all over us for some fucking reason*

*dick gets hard*
*we both look down*

Uh....I....
*stares violently*

*face gets bright red*
*stares at your dick*
*runs out of the shower*

*grabs you*
*sticks tongue in your mouth*

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The Flood / Re: Snuggling Role Play Thread
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:38:13 PM »
*pours shampoo all over my body and sings opera music*

*comes up behind you and puts my body against your's*
*turns around and starts to dance in the shower while making bass sounds*

*dances with you and starts soaping up your body*
*dumps glowstick liquid all over us for some fucking reason*

*dick gets hard*
*we both look down*

Uh....I....
*stares violently*

*face gets bright red*
*stares at your dick*

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The Flood / Re: Snuggling Role Play Thread
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:27:19 PM »
*pours shampoo all over my body and sings opera music*

*comes up behind you and puts my body against your's*
*turns around and starts to dance in the shower while making bass sounds*

*dances with you and starts soaping up your body*
*dumps glowstick liquid all over us for some fucking reason*

*dick gets hard*
*we both look down*

Uh....I....

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The Flood / Re: Snuggling Role Play Thread
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:21:08 PM »
*pours shampoo all over my body and sings opera music*

*comes up behind you and puts my body against your's*
*turns around and starts to dance in the shower while making bass sounds*

*dances with you and starts soaping up your body*

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The Flood / Re: You must now survive the zombie apocalypse...
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:16:56 PM »


mfw you put a bipod on your knife

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The Flood / Re: Snuggling Role Play Thread
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:11:25 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Snuggling Role Play Thread
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:08:54 PM »
*pours shampoo all over my body and sings opera music*

*comes up behind you and puts my body against your's*

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The Flood / Re: Snuggling Role Play Thread
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:08:12 PM »
No thanks, i prefer the rain


*picks you up and carries you inside*

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The Flood / Re: Snuggling Role Play Thread
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:06:45 PM »
I... Uh...



Dry up inside before you head out

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The Flood / Re: Snuggling Role Play Thread
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:06:08 PM »
gay

Is that a problem?
point out the fag and we can lynch him

Well you did let me put my dick in your mouth on Bungie so...

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The Flood / Re: Snuggling Role Play Thread
« on: January 06, 2015, 04:59:17 PM »
*walks in covered in semen*

halp

*dries you up*
can i use your shower

Ye

*joins you in shower*
*turns around and stares at you in the shower*

wat

*grabs soap and causally cleans myself*

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The Flood / Re: Snuggling Role Play Thread
« on: January 06, 2015, 04:58:19 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Snuggling Role Play Thread
« on: January 06, 2015, 04:57:58 PM »
It's so cold :3
Spoiler

Awwwwh

*picks you up and carries you inside*

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The Flood / Re: Snuggling Role Play Thread
« on: January 06, 2015, 04:50:49 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Snuggling Role Play Thread
« on: January 06, 2015, 04:47:45 PM »
*walks in covered in semen*

halp

*dries you up*

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The Flood / Re: Snuggling Role Play Thread
« on: January 06, 2015, 04:46:42 PM »
There are few I'd snuggle, you aren't one of them.

Good
You're a disgusting little shit anyways

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The Flood / Re: Snuggling Role Play Thread
« on: January 06, 2015, 04:45:34 PM »
Is cuddling penises an option?

Yeah

Come right on in

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The Flood / Re: Snuggling Role Play Thread
« on: January 06, 2015, 04:35:37 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Snuggling Role Play Thread
« on: January 06, 2015, 04:33:38 PM »
what the fuk

Come inside
You're freezing

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The Flood / Re: Snuggling Role Play Thread
« on: January 06, 2015, 04:33:07 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Snuggling Role Play Thread
« on: January 06, 2015, 04:32:34 PM »

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The Flood / Snuggling Role Play Thread
« on: January 06, 2015, 04:31:02 PM »
You just showed up on my doorstep during a storm cold and wet with no place to go

*opens door*

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The Flood / Re: >go out to eat
« on: January 06, 2015, 04:29:53 PM »
>eats out pussy
>only tip they require is my tip
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Ingloriouswho98

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author=Ingloriouswho98 link=topic=21935.msg421610#msg421610 date=1420515960]
>eats out pussy
>only tip they require is my tip
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Ingloriouswho98

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Septy
If I wanted my cumback I would have asked your mother for it

Not bad
Not bad? That was epic. I'll be remembering that one.

Would've been epic if it was original

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The Flood / Re: >about to lay in bed
« on: January 05, 2015, 10:02:21 PM »
You can sleep with me tonight

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The Flood / Re: URANUS
« on: January 05, 2015, 09:57:18 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Lost Cat
« on: January 05, 2015, 09:55:54 PM »
What? EEW!
That's a dear old friend we're talking about here!
I will not abide by this lascivious display of disrespect!

I'm calling your girlfriend!


Honey
She wanted me to

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