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12481
« on: February 04, 2015, 05:39:57 PM »
 This looks nice though I hope it will be in this style
12482
« on: February 04, 2015, 05:37:26 PM »
  Mr. Hewlett, please tell me these aren't the final designs for the 2O16 album ;__;
12483
« on: February 04, 2015, 05:25:25 PM »
Downvoted Spoiler Not really bby Spoiler But rage comics are gay as fuck
12484
« on: February 04, 2015, 05:17:42 PM »
Gatsby: wolverine-loving faggot
This is all I could get before search results got too ratchet
12485
« on: February 04, 2015, 05:10:47 PM »
Taking the long way around
12486
« on: February 04, 2015, 05:09:45 PM »
Lol
12487
« on: February 04, 2015, 05:08:26 PM »
Something small probably happened in your life and now you think you have seen real shit and that you can post shit and we'll all think that you're all deep and mysterious
12488
« on: February 04, 2015, 05:06:36 PM »
It should not be an expected action
But I still tip
12489
« on: February 04, 2015, 04:46:15 PM »
You interrupt the circlejerk and it's 
12490
« on: February 04, 2015, 04:44:33 PM »
I felt like exploring gay sex so I tried masturbating to it
It was pretty good actually
12491
« on: February 04, 2015, 04:43:17 PM »
How do you like something more than once?
12492
« on: February 04, 2015, 04:19:59 PM »
I have one but don't use it except to occasionally search up pictures of my classmates who I masturbate to
12493
« on: February 04, 2015, 04:07:15 PM »
I can't tell if I'm suppose to post a picture or comment on Elegiac's facial hair Spoiler  I agree He looks good with facial hair
12494
« on: February 04, 2015, 03:54:36 PM »
I don't know
All that cock he sucks must really weigh him down
12495
« on: February 04, 2015, 01:54:39 PM »
Part A of the plan was complete. Part B would be initiated when Lynn arrived home from work. But first, a trip to the store for the supplies. The delivery must be perfect if I was to pull this off with maximum efficiency. Thus, away I went, and arrived home about an hour before Lynn was due home. Perfection. Steve had left the house too, even better.
Part B rolled into action. I had purchased a little something extra today from the chemist, and by purchased, I mean I asked my friend at the counter for it and he handed it over free of charge, on the condition that I explained the whole story to him. By the way Andrew, if you're out there, you're part of the reason I'm writing this. I know you're lurker. Anyway, I had me some Viagra. I didn't know what would happen if I took this, but I knew that if I was going to get as much semen into the bowl as I needed, then I was going to need stimulation worthy of Zeus.
When I arrived home, I poured myself a bowl and quickly shot off my first two loads. This wasn't even a challenge anymore. As my cock started to hurt, I took the viagra. Instantly I was revitalised, and managed a full three more loads sprayed into the bowl. But my last tablet I was saving for when Lynn got home. I quickly cleaned everything up and got to my room, where I lay in wait. My cock was in terrible pain, but I needed just one more load, for Lynn.
I heard the front door click open. It was about 11PM at the moment, she was about three hours late, which seemed odd. She walked inside, I heard the fridge open, and a grunt of dismay. She then called my name.
"Jack? You home?"
I decided not to respond. I was standing in her room, totally naked, packed of cornflakes on the floor, milk in one hand, and the quintuple shot Cheerio bowl in hand. I quickly trod on the "send" button on my phone, which lay beneath my feet. The message would arrive on Steve's phone any second.
"Get back here now, preferably with the girl you're talking to. I have a nice surprise for you two."
Steve was the kind of man that couldn't resist a good surprise, especially one which involved him and another woman. He'd be home soon.
The handle on the door to the room slowly began to turn. I had taken exorbitant amounts of viagra and my cock felt as if it was going to explode. The door creaked open, and there she was, in her work clothes, a tight black skirt, hair done up, and a suit jacket over her shoulders. Her blouse was bursting, it was just too small for her tits. I assumed she had been going for a raise today. She looked at me with mouth wide open. Her purse fell to the floor.
"Cheerios? 5 shots in this one." I calmly stated.
She rushed at me, facade of disinterest gone from her eyes. She grabbed the bowl from my hand and literally plunged her face into its depths. I could hear soft "Unghh" sounds from her diaphragm, my dick was so hard it was unbelievable. She noticed, and grabbed it, and began to rub it. The feeling was amazing. I managed to murmer;
Shut up You weren't even on Bungie
12496
« on: February 04, 2015, 01:52:24 PM »
Can we have sex?
Do you have a permission slip?
Ye
I'll bring some foxes
I'll bring this.
I would love to bounce in and out deeply into a fox's throat ;]
I think I need a permission slip.
I'll sign it ;]
You need to get Cheat to sign it.
Done
Now let's fuck some foxes
but that's wrong 
Fine We'll go out for root beer floats and have dinner at Mario's k?
12497
« on: February 04, 2015, 01:23:48 PM »
Can we have sex?
Do you have a permission slip?
Ye
I'll bring some foxes
I'll bring this.
I would love to bounce in and out deeply into a fox's throat ;]
I think I need a permission slip.
I'll sign it ;]
You need to get Cheat to sign it.
Done Now let's fuck some foxes
12498
« on: February 04, 2015, 01:22:03 PM »
>tfw no corrupt option
;-;
The mods probably removed it
12499
« on: February 04, 2015, 11:56:48 AM »
Can we have sex?
Do you have a permission slip?
Ye
I'll bring some foxes
I'll bring this.
I would love to bounce in and out deeply into a fox's throat ;]
I think I need a permission slip.
I'll sign it ;]
12500
« on: February 04, 2015, 11:50:11 AM »
Can we have sex?
Do you have a permission slip?
Ye
I'll bring some foxes
I'll bring this.
I would love to bounce in and out deeply into a fox's throat ;]
12501
« on: February 04, 2015, 11:48:53 AM »
Hue
12502
« on: February 04, 2015, 11:46:02 AM »
Can we have sex?
Do you have a permission slip?
Ye I'll bring some foxes
12503
« on: February 04, 2015, 11:42:25 AM »
Can we have sex?
12504
« on: February 04, 2015, 11:40:29 AM »
(>^.^)>
Come here!
>implying you won't post erotic shit
>implying I will
12505
« on: February 04, 2015, 11:36:19 AM »
(>^.^)>
Come here!
12506
« on: February 04, 2015, 11:31:18 AM »
>being proud of ascended
>has invincible rank too
Lol
You're like a 3 year old compared to my mind set.
So you must be a fetus
12507
« on: February 04, 2015, 11:15:14 AM »
How is it possible for someone like you to even exist?
I ask myself that question when I think about your sad life.
Well you should be asking why you're so pathetic with your retarded Internet drama
What internet drama? What are you talking about?
Are you so retarded that you can't remember why you make this thread or your first two posts in it?
12508
« on: February 04, 2015, 11:12:21 AM »
How is it possible for someone like you to even exist?
I ask myself that question when I think about your sad life.
Well you should be asking why you're so pathetic with your retarded Internet drama
12509
« on: February 04, 2015, 11:06:37 AM »
How is it possible for someone like you to even exist?
12510
« on: February 04, 2015, 11:05:45 AM »
You're easily our worst new poster.
What the fuck man?
That's my title
You do realize that's a catchphrase, right?
My catchphrase
It's my catchphrase, as Zesty explained.
I find it hilarious to see digger quoting me, hahahahahaha.
He's easily our worst new poster.
Leave me the fuck alone, dude. You seem a little bit obsessed, making threads about me and all.
Wait, so you're going to quit following me around?
How did you even know to use that phrase anyway, since you weren't on b.net?
I've seen people using it on here before.
...And I was never following you around to begin with?
Just see that you actually do quit following me and we won't have a problem, newfish.
Swim along now.
Le Internet Badass :^)
Not to defend Elegiac or anything but I'd follow you around too until you let me fuck your ass
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