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12451
« on: February 04, 2015, 07:09:24 PM »
We are preaching our own hymns as we walk through this life    Can't take it man Can't take the pain   Forbidden Trying to act like you got it You don't have permission to access /jules/MULL22.jpg on this server. Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.    Never forget that
12452
« on: February 04, 2015, 07:04:24 PM »
Your mom doesn't want to start anything serious
Wait, that's really my mom.
Seriously, where the fuck did you get that picture.
;]
12453
« on: February 04, 2015, 07:04:05 PM »
Your mom doesn't want to start anything serious
Yo my mom don't look like dat bruh
That's what you think ;]
12454
« on: February 04, 2015, 07:03:32 PM »
grab her by the foot, then crawl on top of her and rape her brutally
Then I would watch you cum, grab you and tie you down with orange peels, use black magic lightening to get every drop of your cum, and force it back into your penis by hand
12455
« on: February 04, 2015, 07:01:28 PM »
12456
« on: February 04, 2015, 07:00:17 PM »
Your mom doesn't want to start anything serious
MY EYEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
HAHAHAHHA, I AM IN AGREEMENT AS WELL
12457
« on: February 04, 2015, 06:59:25 PM »
He probably stole all that bling
12458
« on: February 04, 2015, 06:58:08 PM »
 A single tear slides down my face It's here...
12459
« on: February 04, 2015, 06:56:26 PM »
Your mom doesn't want to start anything serious
12460
« on: February 04, 2015, 06:54:17 PM »
12461
« on: February 04, 2015, 06:51:18 PM »
12462
« on: February 04, 2015, 06:47:39 PM »
Upsidedown cross on the Jumbotron
12463
« on: February 04, 2015, 06:21:59 PM »
12464
« on: February 04, 2015, 06:21:28 PM »
12465
« on: February 04, 2015, 06:06:34 PM »
but who was phone
me
Let's have sex
r u cute?
Ye
R u?
ye
lets do it
K
Get on your knees
no u
Let's both get on our knees and make out
Ye
u first
K
*gets on knees*
Sweet
*gets on knees*
kiss me bb
*holds your cheeks and kisses your lips*
12466
« on: February 04, 2015, 05:59:01 PM »
but who was phone
me
Let's have sex
r u cute?
Ye
R u?
ye
lets do it
K
Get on your knees
no u
Let's both get on our knees and make out
Ye
u first
K *gets on knees*
12467
« on: February 04, 2015, 05:57:43 PM »
Let's have sex
r u cute?
Ye
R u?
ye
lets do it
K
Get on your knees
no u
Let's both get on our knees and make out
12468
« on: February 04, 2015, 05:57:16 PM »
1) I'm afraid of getting cut, gotta protect the goods
2) Cutting too close irritates when it grows back and you get those short hairs that poke your skin
12469
« on: February 04, 2015, 05:55:30 PM »
Let's have sex
r u cute?
Ye
R u?
ye
lets do it
K Get on your knees
12470
« on: February 04, 2015, 05:52:32 PM »
Let's have sex
r u cute?
Ye R u?
12471
« on: February 04, 2015, 05:52:13 PM »
Part A of the plan was complete. Part B would be initiated when Lynn arrived home from work. But first, a trip to the store for the supplies. The delivery must be perfect if I was to pull this off with maximum efficiency. Thus, away I went, and arrived home about an hour before Lynn was due home. Perfection. Steve had left the house too, even better.
Part B rolled into action. I had purchased a little something extra today from the chemist, and by purchased, I mean I asked my friend at the counter for it and he handed it over free of charge, on the condition that I explained the whole story to him. By the way Andrew, if you're out there, you're part of the reason I'm writing this. I know you're lurker. Anyway, I had me some Viagra. I didn't know what would happen if I took this, but I knew that if I was going to get as much semen into the bowl as I needed, then I was going to need stimulation worthy of Zeus.
When I arrived home, I poured myself a bowl and quickly shot off my first two loads. This wasn't even a challenge anymore. As my cock started to hurt, I took the viagra. Instantly I was revitalised, and managed a full three more loads sprayed into the bowl. But my last tablet I was saving for when Lynn got home. I quickly cleaned everything up and got to my room, where I lay in wait. My cock was in terrible pain, but I needed just one more load, for Lynn.
I heard the front door click open. It was about 11PM at the moment, she was about three hours late, which seemed odd. She walked inside, I heard the fridge open, and a grunt of dismay. She then called my name.
"Jack? You home?"
I decided not to respond. I was standing in her room, totally naked, packed of cornflakes on the floor, milk in one hand, and the quintuple shot Cheerio bowl in hand. I quickly trod on the "send" button on my phone, which lay beneath my feet. The message would arrive on Steve's phone any second.
"Get back here now, preferably with the girl you're talking to. I have a nice surprise for you two."
Steve was the kind of man that couldn't resist a good surprise, especially one which involved him and another woman. He'd be home soon.
The handle on the door to the room slowly began to turn. I had taken exorbitant amounts of viagra and my cock felt as if it was going to explode. The door creaked open, and there she was, in her work clothes, a tight black skirt, hair done up, and a suit jacket over her shoulders. Her blouse was bursting, it was just too small for her tits. I assumed she had been going for a raise today. She looked at me with mouth wide open. Her purse fell to the floor.
"Cheerios? 5 shots in this one." I calmly stated.
She rushed at me, facade of disinterest gone from her eyes. She grabbed the bowl from my hand and literally plunged her face into its depths. I could hear soft "Unghh" sounds from her diaphragm, my dick was so hard it was unbelievable. She noticed, and grabbed it, and began to rub it. The feeling was amazing. I managed to murmer;
Shut up
You weren't even on Bungie
It originated from 4chan. A quick search would reveal as such.
Fucking spastic.
I don't need to search it when I knew it originated on Bungie
12472
« on: February 04, 2015, 05:50:36 PM »
Let's have sex
12473
« on: February 04, 2015, 05:49:38 PM »
 No reason needed
12474
« on: February 04, 2015, 05:47:33 PM »
Does anyone really care that much about the art of an album?
Have you ever gotten in Gorillaz before?
I've been a fan since 2005.
Then you should know that the artwork and story is a major part of them
Well I didn't.
And I still don't care about it.
K But you should check it It's good shit
12475
« on: February 04, 2015, 05:45:34 PM »
Yea
Nice.
2O16 Also, stop that.
N0
12476
« on: February 04, 2015, 05:45:00 PM »
Does anyone really care that much about the art of an album?
Have you ever gotten in Gorillaz before?
I've been a fan since 2005.
Then you should know that the artwork and story is a major part of them
12477
« on: February 04, 2015, 05:44:14 PM »
''Can you tell which end of this question has the quotation mark and which end has the double apostrophe?"
12478
« on: February 04, 2015, 05:43:04 PM »
Does anyone really care that much about the art of an album?
Have you ever gotten in Gorillaz before?
12479
« on: February 04, 2015, 05:42:38 PM »
The hell did they do to Murdoc?
He looks like a clown I like that's the look Mr. Hewlett was going for but I like the original style better
12480
« on: February 04, 2015, 05:41:53 PM »
So are they actually reunited or what?
Yea New album 2O16 confirmed
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