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The Flood / Re: Flood, I need your help dealing with a crazy person
« on: March 04, 2015, 05:51:59 PM »
Those are all different numbers

Stop trying to seem desirable 

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They'd probably try to fit what they see into the sense of the Bible, which isn;'t hard considering how ambiguous it is

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The Flood / Re: what's the last thing you bought?
« on: March 04, 2015, 04:55:04 PM »
Lunch

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon
« on: March 04, 2015, 04:54:30 PM »
Is this a meme?

*sips tea*

I hope not

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The Flood / Re: Gatsby like his women how he likes his meat
« on: March 04, 2015, 04:42:35 PM »
Spun?

Oh

Nevermind

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The Flood / Re: Can Cheat report his own posts?
« on: March 04, 2015, 04:36:29 PM »
Cheat should make this place look exactly like b.net and watch everyone lose their shit

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The Flood / Re: Will smith replaced his son
« on: March 04, 2015, 04:34:25 PM »

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The Flood / Sep7agon
« on: March 04, 2015, 03:44:19 PM »
The only place where the concept of a meme is a meme itself

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The Flood / Re: :D
« on: March 04, 2015, 03:39:21 PM »
inb4lock

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The Flood / Re: do your eyes hurt too when using a pc at night?
« on: March 04, 2015, 03:38:11 PM »
It's not necessary the light itself

It's the contrast with the rest of the room

If it's dark and the screen is bright then yes it hurts but it's easily fixable by adjusting the light in the room

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The Flood / Re: at what temp do you like showering?
« on: March 04, 2015, 03:23:38 PM »
I get it warm and work my way up

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The Flood / Re: How are your brushing habits?
« on: March 04, 2015, 02:28:10 PM »
I bet I can change your brushing habits

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The Flood / Re: Holy shit Smiggles is Adam Lanza.
« on: March 04, 2015, 02:22:42 PM »
I miss Smiggles

I had this dream once where we became a couple and had lots of kinky sex lol

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The Flood / Re: you ever accidentally fall over and suck a dick?
« on: March 03, 2015, 06:23:43 PM »
I yelled no homo just in time

Whew

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The Flood / Re: Oprah Winfrey has died
« on: March 03, 2015, 05:58:26 PM »
The power of Scientology

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The Flood / No Hands #8
« on: March 03, 2015, 04:44:40 PM »


Picture this.
A father.
He is a necromancer.
He can bring people back from the dead.
He can bring people back from the dead.
He had three triplet daughters.
Two are alive, born and bred.
One of them is dead.
And these girls are very special.
One can see in the dark.
And one can breathe underwater.
I've set up the story for starters.
Now, here's the father.

She's gone, Rose.
She's dead.

"Can we bring her back?" they said.

He said, "You can but it's hard. It's really hard. You have to..."

"What can we"

"You have to play the...with all your might. And it will sound right."

#JENNYDEATHWHEN
#HYPE

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The Flood / Re: You know what we really need?
« on: March 03, 2015, 04:43:04 PM »
Less fucking autism?

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The Flood / Re: Just fucking failed my theory test
« on: March 03, 2015, 04:37:36 PM »
>aiming to pass
That's kind of the point.

Stop trying to be edgy you halfwit.

>not studying enough to guarantee an A

The point isn't to pass

It's to know the shit good enough so you'll actually be good at it
it's common fucking sense

the questions are literally shit like this:

there is a lady crossing a street you are about to turn into, what do you do
start to slow down as you turn
speed up
stop completely
find another road to your destination

the hazard perception is the one that's a little dodgy though

Then how the fuck did he fail?
he failed the hazard perception, it's a first person video of a car driving and you're supposed to click when you see a potential hazard or whatever

Again

How did he fail that shit?

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The Flood / Re: Just fucking failed my theory test
« on: March 03, 2015, 04:34:04 PM »
>aiming to pass
That's kind of the point.

Stop trying to be edgy you halfwit.

>not studying enough to guarantee an A

The point isn't to pass

It's to know the shit good enough so you'll actually be good at it
it's common fucking sense

the questions are literally shit like this:

there is a lady crossing a street you are about to turn into, what do you do
start to slow down as you turn
speed up
stop completely
find another road to your destination

the hazard perception is the one that's a little dodgy though

Then how the fuck did he fail?

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The Flood / Re: Just fucking failed my theory test
« on: March 03, 2015, 04:23:19 PM »
>aiming to pass
That's kind of the point.

Stop trying to be edgy you halfwit.

>not studying enough to guarantee an A

The point isn't to pass

It's to know the shit good enough so you'll actually be good at it
I know that, dumbshit.

But to say the point in a test isn't to pass is just flat out wrong and somewhat retarded.

The point isn't to pass

It's to succeed

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The Flood / Re: Just fucking failed my theory test
« on: March 03, 2015, 04:19:15 PM »
>aiming to pass
That's kind of the point.

Stop trying to be edgy you halfwit.

>not studying enough to guarantee an A

The point isn't to pass

It's to know the shit good enough so you'll actually be good at it

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The Flood / Re: Just fucking failed my theory test
« on: March 03, 2015, 04:13:44 PM »
>aiming to pass

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The Flood / Re: Fourth Tragic Death of 2015
« on: March 03, 2015, 04:12:51 PM »


We need more death in 2O15

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The Flood / Re: Everybody keeps calling me Asian
« on: March 03, 2015, 03:11:44 PM »


A good man died to protect us from fucking shits like you

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We fuckers might actually have to get lives

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The Flood / Re: I look to the left
« on: March 03, 2015, 02:49:04 PM »
One time when I was nine I had such a big shit that I had to reach down and pull it out with my fingers

My fingers kept slipping so I dug my fingernails in and pulled that motherfucker out

Then it clogged the toilet

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The Flood / Re: Hello, how are you guys doing?
« on: March 02, 2015, 07:30:14 PM »
I am drowning in jealousy

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The Flood / Re: Kid Songs
« on: March 02, 2015, 07:29:20 PM »
YouTube


Not kidding

This is one of the best rap albums I've ever heard

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The Flood / Re: Which forum is worse?
« on: March 02, 2015, 06:27:33 PM »
inb4Bungie

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The Flood / Re: Fifty Shades of Batman
« on: March 02, 2015, 06:20:04 PM »
LMAO

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