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10411
« on: June 14, 2015, 09:53:23 AM »
 My ship is a fish
10412
« on: June 14, 2015, 09:50:32 AM »
I'm totally not being sarcastic
FUCK
You try saying you're not being sarcastic without coming of sounding sarcastic
Lol <3
10413
« on: June 14, 2015, 09:49:30 AM »
0 and I'm 23. I feel like I have to be in a relationship to do that, but now I'm more open. I'd like a friends with benefits situation as well. But I don't think I can do the one night thing because I'd want it again soon after. We'll see how things go with my current lady friend. But it will be difficult living at home. My mom said not in my home! (and they are uber catholics) So what the hell am I going to do? Wait until I have my own place? And the thing is it's like my parents never leave to go anywhere either 
I long for the womanly physically companionship. Funny thing is I had an entire apartment to myself senior year of college and nothing ever happened once. A grad student came over once and I said let's go see a movie! Looking back maybe I missed the signs that that's what she wanted, but I wouldn't have been prepared for it anyways. Oh well...
I'm dying to even eat someone's pussy. I feel that I need to start off slow at first. My lady friend is almost 25 and obviously not a virgin and still lives at home.
Dude just fuck somebody
10414
« on: June 14, 2015, 09:46:21 AM »
Personality > Neck > Face > Tits > Ass
10415
« on: June 14, 2015, 12:25:48 AM »
What up dawg
10416
« on: June 14, 2015, 12:01:59 AM »
Yo what the fuck
It just inserted it's smartacle particles and fucked my brain pussy
10417
« on: June 13, 2015, 11:58:42 PM »
this was posted in serious
she's a thundercunt
>having the brain cells to post in Serious
10418
« on: June 13, 2015, 11:52:41 PM »
I thought I replies to this thread
But I didn't
10419
« on: June 13, 2015, 11:51:47 PM »
Unless they have been told specially what color an object is, they would have no way of guessing it
Humans aren't born with natural preconceptions to what things look like
If you think about it, a description of an object lends no helping hand to what the color of the object is
I know, and that's the point. They are just blankly guessing. And it would interesting if they immediately associate the color red with being hot, upon first seeing ut
No they wouldn't [assuming no one has ever educated them on color] They would have no knowledge or experience to make that connection See, our connection with color and object are so deeply ingrained in our heads that you think it would be natural But it's not So you can only imagine how blind people must feel
10420
« on: June 13, 2015, 11:48:28 PM »
Unless they have been told specially what color an object is, they would have no way of guessing it
Humans aren't born with natural preconceptions to what things look like
If you think about it, a description of an object lends no helping hand to what the color of the object is
10421
« on: June 13, 2015, 11:37:07 PM »
Are you wuestioning my brain's mental conditioning?
Because I assure you my brain gainz are off the charts
Bro, what's your max reading speed (pager per minute)
Spoiler I'm not actually asking, it's a lift joke
315
Do you take brain-roids brah
My preworkout is sniffing the creativity hormones that comes out of second graders
But uh I can't do that much more because I'll get arrested
I just do cocaine, really gets the mind racing
Cardio is for pussies
10422
« on: June 13, 2015, 11:35:19 PM »
Are you wuestioning my brain's mental conditioning?
Because I assure you my brain gainz are off the charts
Bro, what's your max reading speed (pager per minute)
Spoiler I'm not actually asking, it's a lift joke
315
Do you take brain-roids brah
My preworkout is sniffing the creativity hormones that comes out of second graders But uh I can't do that much more because I'll get arrested
10423
« on: June 13, 2015, 11:31:58 PM »
Are you wuestioning my brain's mental conditioning?
Because I assure you my brain gainz are off the charts
Bro, what's your max reading speed (pager per minute)
Spoiler I'm not actually asking, it's a lift joke
315
10424
« on: June 13, 2015, 11:31:14 PM »
I'm on my bed, I spend more time on it than I should.
Too bad you'll never get anyone in there with you
Its not the biggest bed, it probably wouldn't be too comfortable with two people on it.
That's why you snuggle up and hold her tight you faggotron
10425
« on: June 13, 2015, 11:29:47 PM »
Are you wuestioning my brain's mental conditioning?
Because I assure you my brain gainz are off the charts
10426
« on: June 13, 2015, 11:01:31 PM »
I'm on my bed, I spend more time on it than I should.
Too bad you'll never get anyone in there with you
10427
« on: June 13, 2015, 10:57:02 PM »
Most of my PMs are staff related, unfortunately.
Because nobody likes you
10428
« on: June 13, 2015, 10:46:54 PM »
It's been pretty active here the past two days imo
I like you I think I'll take you as my brotege
10429
« on: June 13, 2015, 10:41:59 PM »
What'd you do?
Masturbate
And then I came
But what was the process?
How did you support that many tabs?
Four Chrome windows
By the 5Oth tab, wifi was so slow and laptop produced so much heat that you couldn't touch it
I was afraid my laptop would crash
But I nailed it
I'm fascinated.
Fascination is always a good way to get into something
10430
« on: June 13, 2015, 10:35:34 PM »
What'd you do?
Masturbate
And then I came
But what was the process?
How did you support that many tabs?
Four Chrome windows By the 5Oth tab, wifi was so slow and laptop produced so much heat that you couldn't touch it I was afraid my laptop would crash But I nailed it
10431
« on: June 13, 2015, 10:33:31 PM »
97 Tabs Of Kill Yourself
he had 97 tabs
but a meaningful existence wasn't one
You're better at these one liners than Arnold
10432
« on: June 13, 2015, 10:30:43 PM »
What'd you do?
Masturbate And then I came
10433
« on: June 13, 2015, 10:29:46 PM »
where am i
I don't know but wherever it is, make it your doghouse
10434
« on: June 13, 2015, 10:28:40 PM »
I cant even sleep
Come snuggle with me?
im chewing on my pillow dont touch me
Practicing for your boyfriend's dick?
everything is too big
You're just small Lift more
10435
« on: June 13, 2015, 10:28:07 PM »
Well, I was going to bed then got caught up with something.
What happened babe?
10436
« on: June 13, 2015, 10:27:33 PM »
Having lives LMAO
Fuck off Dumbledore
It's Humble Whore thank you very much.
I can literally see your virginity
What about her Kennedy? Speak up.
Don't fuck with Kennedy
He died for your gainz
The Kennedy Space Center is a monument to our sins. Shalom my friend.
Don't patronize me with your Indian bullshit Unless you're here to fix my computer In which case my SSN is 431974048
10437
« on: June 13, 2015, 10:25:19 PM »
The chocolate river was made of melted black people
10438
« on: June 13, 2015, 10:00:03 PM »
Having lives LMAO
Fuck off Dumbledore
It's Humble Whore thank you very much.
I can literally see your virginity
What about her Kennedy? Speak up.
Don't fuck with Kennedy He died for your gainz Of which you have none
10439
« on: June 13, 2015, 09:59:32 PM »
Re-watching JLU.
Marry me
um
no thanks
I'll go down on you for like two hours
10440
« on: June 13, 2015, 09:58:53 PM »
I cant even sleep
Come snuggle with me?
im chewing on my pillow dont touch me
Practicing for your boyfriend's dick?
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