Yo don't worry about it

We all start somewhere

You'll be benching 285 in no time

COD4 was the best
COD4 is the best
COD4 will always be the best

So I've been on a girl alt on bnet for a while now

Here's what I've noticed:

People are fucking pathetic
First day alone I got seven PMs from guys who are absolutely terrible at pretending that they PMd me because I was an "interesting person"

Everyone would greet me when I came into a chat whereas no one would greet a guy

People would PM me for such small things just to have a chance at talking to me

They would act all cute and use a bunch of emojis and shit

Some long time friends and respectable people I've known there became total bitches in the presence of a girl

People opened up to me way more
Three people already spilled their life secrets to me

They would try to be funny and manly but then try and be all vulnerable so I would help them

Guys who would regularly write in normal sentences started writing like "Yeahhh todai I waz trolling a kid online. It was teh funniest thang evah. ^_^"

Like what the fuck bro
Did your balls drop off or something?

People are pathetic

Worthy of TheBoogie himself

Don't worry about how much you weigh as much as how you look with the muscle you're gaining, because what if you don't like how you look with 30 more extra pounds of muscle and fat??

People bulk so that they have more "body" to sculp when they start cutting

It's just a way to get bigger so it's not about how you look so much as how big you are

Then you start working out and then that's when you focus on looking good

You just crushed chest and arms
Your endorphins and testosterone levels are at an all time high
You're checking out your pump in the mirror and can't stop being aroused by yourself

You have successfully convinced yourself that you're worth a shit and might actually be something one day

Then your mom comes home and tells you of how she could've done all your chores way better and how you failed at them
You shrug it off because you just pumped 45 pounds of dopamine through your brain and nothing can stop you now

Then your mom brings in a cheesecake for your brothers that she got from work
Now your gains are obliterated and you're sitting there listening to mom telling you how worthless you are as your self respect and pride are slip away slowly
You take the beating silently as you eat

You are reminded of how pathetic and useless you are
You are also reminded that you forgot to kill yourself today
You get angry but the anger slowly subsides to sadness and self hatred
You excuse yourself and go to your room to vent online to people who don't in an effort to mask your insecurity and hold on to any gains you might've gotten

Well uh

People usually bulk in the winter but whatever brah

Basically just eat more

Carbs and protein
Basically if you feel like eating, eat
Always have snacks on hand

Indulge yourself because you should enjoy it before you cut lol

Avoid cardio

Playing as an android? That would explain how the characters treat altering their whole face as if it were a routine thing.

And slowing down time in VATS and the superhuman abilities that the player has

Fuck you Cheat

Make me mod right now

My take on the story

Obviously having something to do with the Institute and androids

Seeing the BOS, I think that they want to push into the Institute for the technology while the androids fight back and you'll have to choose a side
I think the BOS will play a more villainous role in this game and you be more inclined to side with the androids

But where do you fit into it?

My theory is that you are an android and were a part of vault experiment that wanted to see what would happen with a vault filled with androids who think they're humans

This explains how you were able to come out after 2OO years and how you were able to survive outside during the blast
Plus it has some interesting morality issues with the more ethical choices of the Wasteland since you are an android making human decisions
And you have a baby so that would be interesting to see with the android emotions and shit

Most of all, it would make sense in the BOS vs Institute storyline that I'm going for since you would be more important in the conflict

As for how you got into the vault, I think that the nuclear detonation short circuited your systems and that you were one of the few that made it into the vault while the others got destroyed

Something happens that sparks up your systems and you go on to find out how you were able to survive that whole time which leads you into the BOS vs Institute conflict



Anyways that's just my hype coming out lol
What chew think?

Christopher Stalkin

*goes back to the flood*

Ready?

who?

RUFI



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