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10051
« on: July 18, 2015, 05:40:11 PM »
Or you could like use seaweed.
It has a better taste than lettuce as well. At that point you can just make a wrap.
But you're not suppose to taste anything It just holds the sandwich together IT'S A GOOD IDEA
10052
« on: July 18, 2015, 05:35:21 PM »
Just make an edible deli toothpick so I don't have to scratch my throat every time I swallow one.
But if it's a toothpick, it would still have to be sharp and still scratch your throat if you swallow it FUCKING THINK ABOUT IT
10053
« on: July 18, 2015, 02:49:02 PM »
Choking hazard. Good luck with all the lawsuits.
But it would be considered a food item so it wouldn't be marked as a choking hazard
You can still choke on food
Acceptable risk
10054
« on: July 18, 2015, 02:36:44 PM »
but all the shit that falls out falls out from the sides
you'd need two of these
or four
So put three or four on More sales
10055
« on: July 18, 2015, 02:28:40 PM »
Choking hazard. Good luck with all the lawsuits.
But it would be considered a food item so it wouldn't be marked as a choking hazard
10056
« on: July 18, 2015, 02:25:47 PM »
Go to Chad's awesome pool party
10057
« on: July 18, 2015, 02:22:38 PM »
 What if we made an edible rubber band that you put around a sandwich to hold all the shit in??? We can just eat right through it and it prevents it from falling apart FUCKING THINK ABOUT IT
10058
« on: July 18, 2015, 12:57:10 PM »
yeah right, and my waifu is a delusion
Shit got a little bit too real right here
10059
« on: July 18, 2015, 12:56:15 PM »
Or you can say fuck that and be a winner
10060
« on: July 18, 2015, 12:54:52 PM »
As any other real man, I wax. everything
What're you gay?
10061
« on: July 18, 2015, 12:20:22 AM »
Stop
Literally what the fuck could be more important than sex?
10062
« on: July 18, 2015, 12:17:37 AM »
Um
Fuck rockband
Stop being a bitch and go give her a dose of that treebeard
10063
« on: July 18, 2015, 12:15:37 AM »
Don't. Your balls are ugly shaved or not. As long as everything else looks fine girls don't care. If you have gorilla balls just trim the hair
lol
No girl's ever going to see my balls anyway
At least not willingly
That makes it sound so much like rape.
Yo you've been posting in this thread a lot
Do you want me to rape you?
Consensually
Consensual rape
Much as it is a fetish of mine, I'll pass.
Shame We would've had beautiful babies
10064
« on: July 17, 2015, 11:20:09 PM »
Don't. Your balls are ugly shaved or not. As long as everything else looks fine girls don't care. If you have gorilla balls just trim the hair
lol
No girl's ever going to see my balls anyway
At least not willingly
That makes it sound so much like rape.
Yo you've been posting in this thread a lot Do you want me to rape you? Consensually Consensual rape
10065
« on: July 17, 2015, 11:18:32 PM »
Use some shaving cream, then carefully shave so no blood comes out.
But then I can't see what I'm shaving
10066
« on: July 17, 2015, 10:04:10 PM »
I shave everything.
No one cares Caitlyn
10067
« on: July 17, 2015, 09:43:54 PM »
I wax everything
only way to keep it from growing out as fast later
What're you, gay?
no but pubic hair is gross
So shave Don't be a bitch
10068
« on: July 17, 2015, 09:43:17 PM »
Don't. Your balls are ugly shaved or not. As long as everything else looks fine girls don't care. If you have gorilla balls just trim the hair
lol No girl's ever going to see my balls anyway At least not willingly I just don't want to tug on it when I cry through my dick
10069
« on: July 17, 2015, 09:40:30 PM »
I wax everything
only way to keep it from growing out as fast later
What're you, gay?
10070
« on: July 17, 2015, 08:18:58 PM »
Legit wuestion bro
Like I have no problem shaving my carrot but the roots are all fucked
I shave in the shower so my balls get all saggy and stretched out and the skin gets all thin and I'm afraid I'll slash my balls
Any tips?
10071
« on: July 17, 2015, 10:10:35 AM »
Uncle Pete sent me my virginity back
10072
« on: July 16, 2015, 11:22:33 PM »
 I'll see you tomorrow bright eyed and bushy tailed <3
10073
« on: July 16, 2015, 11:13:30 PM »
I don't know
Mad Max was so boring to me I didn't even watch 2/3rd of it
Probably because I was expecting pure action
10074
« on: July 16, 2015, 11:04:25 PM »
even if such a thing were true Vaginas are real
did you just find this out, or
Yes I thought everyone had a dick But apparently they don't It's been a hard day
10075
« on: July 16, 2015, 11:00:52 PM »
even if such a thing were true
Vaginas are real
10076
« on: July 16, 2015, 10:57:44 PM »
SIKE
10077
« on: July 16, 2015, 10:56:43 PM »
Fuck me harder than I fucked you
10078
« on: July 16, 2015, 10:54:21 PM »
Aren't you the least bit worried that you might never see a vagina in real life?
10079
« on: July 16, 2015, 10:50:31 PM »
Message me babe if you're bored
10080
« on: July 16, 2015, 10:48:52 PM »
My name is Commander Shepard and this is my favourite thread in the Citadel
I love your avatar Avery sure knows how to take a dick
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