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The Flood / You Punk Ass Bitch Niggers
« on: July 15, 2015, 12:24:35 PM »
How the fuck did this place get worse than bnet?

Explain

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The Flood / Which Movie Should I Watch?
« on: July 11, 2015, 10:28:42 AM »
I feel like watching an action movie today

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The Flood / A Farewell To Gainz
« on: July 06, 2015, 08:12:56 PM »


Fuck it
Been eating so much shit on vacation, might as well permanently lose my gainz

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The Flood / Brought Home The W
« on: June 28, 2015, 07:58:37 PM »


My ancestors are so proud

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The Flood / Greetings From Maryland
« on: June 25, 2015, 03:58:17 PM »
Up here for a Kung Fu tournament and I'm taking the chance to head to Washington DC and NY as well

Tell me to do something and I'll do it and take a picture for proof

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The Flood / Look What I Found In A Bathroom
« on: June 25, 2015, 03:29:36 PM »


xD

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The Flood / I'm Going Too Kill Myself Now
« on: June 25, 2015, 06:33:18 AM »
K bai

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The Flood / This Is Literally The Worst Site Ever Made
« on: June 24, 2015, 11:00:14 PM »
Tri and prove me wrong

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The Flood / Bæ Made A Forum
« on: June 24, 2015, 02:47:56 PM »
http://werevolt.boards.net/

It's actually pretty good
It's on ProBoards so most of you guys already have accounts

Better hurry up before I get all the post counts -w-

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The Flood / I've Become Completely Desensitized To Porn
« on: June 23, 2015, 11:01:20 AM »
But I'm super horny right now

Fuck I even tried surfing gay porn just to try something new but all of it is either too feminine or not feminine enough

Help
Give me something new

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The Flood / Don Jon
« on: June 22, 2015, 04:39:10 PM »



[5-Year-Old Anna:]
Elsa?
[Knocks]
Do you wanna build a snowman?
Come on, let's go and play!
I never see you anymore
Come out the door
It's like you've gone away

We used to be best buddies
And now we're not
I wish you would tell me why!

Do you wanna build a snowman?
It doesn't have to be a snowman...

[8-Year-Old Elsa:] Go away, Anna.

[5-Year-Old Anna:] Okay, bye...

[Knocks]

[9-Year-Old Anna:]
Do you wanna build a snowman?
Or ride our bike around the halls?
I think some company is overdue
I've started talking to
The pictures on the walls!

(Hang in there, Joan.)

It gets a little lonely
All these empty rooms
Just watching the hours tick by...
(Tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock)

[Partly crying]

[Knocks]

[15-Year-Old Anna:]
Elsa, please I know you're in there
People are asking where you've been
They say, "Have courage, " and I'm trying to
I'm right out here for you
Just let me in

We only have each other
It's just you and me
What are we gonna do?

Do you wanna build a snowman? [sniff]

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The Flood / Post Mexican Memes
« on: June 22, 2015, 09:42:13 AM »

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The Flood / I Don't Want To Get Up
« on: June 22, 2015, 09:05:38 AM »
I just want to lay in my bed and fucking die

Ughhhhhhhhh :'( :'( :'(

So what're you guys up to this Monday morning?

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The Flood / Prove To Me You're Real
« on: June 20, 2015, 03:36:26 PM »
Do it

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The Flood / I Can't Wait Until I'm Mythic Inconceivable :]
« on: June 19, 2015, 11:52:00 PM »


I can't wait to finally be a part of the core community and become a cool kid ^.^

Spoiler


Oh I just can't wait to be king! ^~^

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The Flood / Cal Is Back
« on: June 19, 2015, 10:14:21 PM »


Hell yeah

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The Flood / Guys I Fucked Up
« on: June 19, 2015, 08:05:09 PM »
Spoiler

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The Flood / Hey Guys
« on: June 19, 2015, 03:49:45 PM »
I love you so much

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The Flood / Lightening
« on: June 18, 2015, 08:25:11 PM »
No thunder

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The Flood / The Weather Outside Is Frightful
« on: June 18, 2015, 08:19:02 PM »
It's raining so hard that it kinda hurts my ears
And the lightening is like right on top of us
Seeing the sky light up is like seeing the fucking face of God
If he exists
Which he does
Every time I look in a mirror

But seriously
It's perfect snuggling weather
Where's my Elegiac and Kitsune at?

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The Flood / Sometimes
« on: June 18, 2015, 04:54:18 PM »
When I'm eating or watching a movie or just laying around, I just break down in tears or internally explode

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The Flood / Can You Imagine What It Must Feel Like For A Bug To Be Inhaled
« on: June 17, 2015, 11:17:49 PM »
Suddenly being sucked into a tube and going down endless bronchioles with no hope of finding the one that that you got sucked through

Being thrown up and down in a pitch black warm moist tunnel with rasping sounds vibrating through you

Repeating this until you die of starvation only to have your dead body continue to be thrown around

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The Flood / There Are Days In This Life
« on: June 17, 2015, 08:10:40 PM »
That come as no surprise :/

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The Flood / How Do I Make A Custom Nameplate?
« on: June 17, 2015, 11:39:48 AM »
Plz help

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Gaming / Half Life 3 Confirmed?
« on: June 16, 2015, 10:34:56 PM »


So uh this was on their site

http://valve.software/

Apparently it was a hack or something but still

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The Flood / Why Am I So Gay?
« on: June 16, 2015, 04:07:51 PM »
I literally cannot stop sucking cock

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The Flood / I Have An Excessive Masturbation Problem
« on: June 16, 2015, 03:29:51 PM »
I need a buddy to cut down with

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The Flood / Playing The Part Of A Girl
« on: June 16, 2015, 11:59:43 AM »
So I've been on a girl alt on bnet for a while now

Here's what I've noticed:

People are fucking pathetic
First day alone I got seven PMs from guys who are absolutely terrible at pretending that they PMd me because I was an "interesting person"

Everyone would greet me when I came into a chat whereas no one would greet a guy

People would PM me for such small things just to have a chance at talking to me

They would act all cute and use a bunch of emojis and shit

Some long time friends and respectable people I've known there became total bitches in the presence of a girl

People opened up to me way more
Three people already spilled their life secrets to me

They would try to be funny and manly but then try and be all vulnerable so I would help them

Guys who would regularly write in normal sentences started writing like "Yeahhh todai I waz trolling a kid online. It was teh funniest thang evah. ^_^"

Like what the fuck bro
Did your balls drop off or something?

People are pathetic

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The Flood / You've Just Finished Your Workout
« on: June 15, 2015, 09:49:04 PM »
You just crushed chest and arms
Your endorphins and testosterone levels are at an all time high
You're checking out your pump in the mirror and can't stop being aroused by yourself

You have successfully convinced yourself that you're worth a shit and might actually be something one day

Then your mom comes home and tells you of how she could've done all your chores way better and how you failed at them
You shrug it off because you just pumped 45 pounds of dopamine through your brain and nothing can stop you now

Then your mom brings in a cheesecake for your brothers that she got from work
Now your gains are obliterated and you're sitting there listening to mom telling you how worthless you are as your self respect and pride are slip away slowly
You take the beating silently as you eat

You are reminded of how pathetic and useless you are
You are also reminded that you forgot to kill yourself today
You get angry but the anger slowly subsides to sadness and self hatred
You excuse yourself and go to your room to vent online to people who don't in an effort to mask your insecurity and hold on to any gains you might've gotten

Spoiler
This stopped being a joke halfway through

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Gaming / lol Fuck You PC
« on: June 15, 2015, 03:42:31 PM »

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