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The Flood / August 1st 2O15
« on: August 01, 2015, 03:24:08 PM »
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The Flood / So I'm Just Home Whacking It« on: July 30, 2015, 09:06:39 PM »When my mom comes home with this homo Like what the fuck She literally just brings him home out of nowhere I mean look at this little dipshit All smug and acting like this is his house Which it is now lol But the best part is that my mom is scheduled to bring home a dog tomorrow And both the dog and the cat might potentially have siblings since birth If so I am obligated by bro code to take in their siblings too So we might end up with two dogs and two cats Not to mention Smiggles my bunny Four animals in two days Fucking great bro 455
The Flood / KILLER JUMP ROPE« on: July 30, 2015, 10:29:48 AM »
GET SOME FUCKING DOG IN HERE
CUM CUM FUCK A PARTNER AYE DINO PROCESS KILL A TROMBONE AH SHIT FUCKER I SAID DON'T FUCK A STARSHIP 457
The Flood / I Am The Scales Of Justice« on: July 30, 2015, 12:37:53 AM »
Conductor of the choir of death
SING MY BROTHERS!!! SING!!!!! 462
The Flood / HELP ME CHOOSE A MOVIE« on: July 29, 2015, 07:47:45 PM »
8O's for the ladies
85's for guys 465
The Flood / I'm Leaving Bye« on: July 28, 2015, 11:29:32 PM »
I'm actually leaving this site
Like for real this time I won't be back Like legit gone No going back Like this is my last post ever Literally leaving Gone 466
The Flood / Literally What Could Be More Important Than Me?« on: July 28, 2015, 11:22:21 PM »
I deserve 1OO percent of your love and attention
Everybody's eyes should be on me I'm not some fru fru little boy I'm a man An important man who's going to be somebody one day You should absolutely and undoubtably give me all your attention Fuck 467
The Flood / So I've Heard Some Of You Nigs Don't Pee In The Shower« on: July 28, 2015, 01:15:24 PM »
Like
What the fuck is up with that? 470
The Flood / How Can Tattos Be Permanent« on: July 21, 2015, 11:10:56 PM »
If life is temporary?
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The Flood / I Got Realy Sad Tonighti« on: July 21, 2015, 10:44:28 PM »
I carry enough emotional problems to fuck your head off
Help 474
The Flood / NO THIS IS PATRICK« on: July 18, 2015, 11:10:59 PM »
Do it
Just do it Don't let your dreams be dreams Yesterday you said tomorrow So just do it Make your dreams come true Just do it Some people dream of success While you're gonna wake up and work hard at it Nothing is impossible You should get to the point Where anyone else would quit And you're not going to stop there No, what are you waiting for? Do it Just do it Yes you can Just do it If you're tired of starting over Stop giving up Spoiler The snow glows white on the mountain tonight Not a footprint to be seen A kingdom of isolation, And it looks like I'm the queen. The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I tried! Don't let them in, don't let them see Be the good girl you always have to be Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know Well, now they know! Let it go, let it go Can't hold it back anymore Let it go, let it go Turn away and slam the door! I don't care What they're going to say Let the storm rage on, The cold never bothered me anyway! It's funny how some distance Makes everything seem small And the fears that once controlled me Can't get to me at all! It's time to see what I can do To test the limits and break through No right, no wrong, no rules for me I'm free! Let it go, let it go I am one with the wind and sky Let it go, let it go You'll never see me cry! Here I stand And here I'll stay Let the storm rage on! My power flurries through the air into the ground My soul is spiraling in frozen fractals all around And one thought crystallizes like an icy blast I'm never going back, The past is in the past! Let it go, let it go When I'll rise like the break of dawn Let it go, let it go That perfect girl is gone! Here I stand In the light of day Let the storm rage on, The cold never bothered me anyway! Spoiler 475
The Flood / I HAVE AN IDEA« on: July 18, 2015, 02:22:38 PM »What if we made an edible rubber band that you put around a sandwich to hold all the shit in??? We can just eat right through it and it prevents it from falling apart FUCKING THINK ABOUT IT 476
The Flood / How Do You Shave Your Balls?« on: July 17, 2015, 08:18:58 PM »
Legit wuestion bro
Like I have no problem shaving my carrot but the roots are all fucked I shave in the shower so my balls get all saggy and stretched out and the skin gets all thin and I'm afraid I'll slash my balls Any tips? 477
The Flood / Goodnight My Darlings« on: July 16, 2015, 11:22:33 PM »I'll see you tomorrow bright eyed and bushy tailed <3 479
As a teenager, I find teenage relationships extremely cringy
All that I love you bullshit and that I'll spend the rest of my life with you crap is so disgusting And the worst part is that I'm seeing all these people getting married at 18 and shit I know this girl who has moved into a new house, has one child, another one on the way, and she's only 2O [just turned 2O too] So like what the fuck 480
The Flood / Where Are We Going?« on: July 15, 2015, 12:31:04 PM »
I guess we won't know until we get there
Spoiler Fucking think about it |