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« on: October 21, 2014, 07:18:23 PM »
they made the mistake of promoting deej from a nobody to cummunity manager realizing the terrible thing they had just done, they attempted to nuke the site with b.next but not realizing you can't [insert rhyming verb here] the deej, they only ended up destroying themselves, allowing deej to become the Dark Overlord of bungie and activision and the 19th prime minister of israel
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« on: October 20, 2014, 05:48:01 PM »
nobody has made a montage parody of this ed edd and eddy clip "88 noscopes edward"
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« on: October 19, 2014, 09:57:20 PM »
according to the science guys the species of hominid preceding the evolution of modern humans was the homo erectus is it a coincidence they look almost exactly like black people? i think not this is conclusive proof that blacks are a subhuman race that are inherently inferior to the glorious aryans and that concludes today's hitler youth meeting
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« on: October 19, 2014, 05:53:22 PM »
for your penis to retract completely back into your body after masturbation
my son timothy just came to me with this question and i was wondering if i should contact his pediatrician dr. berkowitz
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« on: October 17, 2014, 07:06:59 PM »
i think weeaboobies should have to sit in the back of the bus
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« on: October 16, 2014, 07:08:45 PM »
hardstyle goes BONG BONG BONG
techno/acid house/rave goes unce unce unce
dubstep goes wub wub wub can i use this in my minecraft video wub
trance goes song name?
drum and bass goes kick snare kicksnare we wished we were pendulum
rap/hip hop goes nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
trap goes kick nigga kicksnare nigga kick kickkick nigga snare nigga nigga kick nigga kicksnare nigga
alternative rock goes CRAAAAAAAAAWLIIIIIIIIING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIINS
jpop goes moshi moshi kawaii desu sugoi watashi desu i hope-u america-senpai will come and drop its nuclear load on us again-u~
country goes SHOULDN'T YOU BE PICKIN COTTON RIGHT ABOUT NOW YOU DUMB NEGRO or WHY DID MY SISTER HAVE TO BREAK UP WITH ME
and reggae goes smoke dat kush ganja rudeboy
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« on: October 15, 2014, 07:54:06 PM »
and i have absolutely no clue what i'm doing
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« on: October 15, 2014, 06:03:27 PM »
\\hacker stuff
<beep boop 1337>
urmum{if x = 69}
/420 kush\
using_ur_ip_4_gayhentai
nsa got nothing on me
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« on: October 14, 2014, 09:16:20 PM »
"FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE CAT" is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file.
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« on: October 13, 2014, 09:43:36 PM »
is a dick flick
true story
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« on: October 13, 2014, 07:11:05 PM »
i own all of his sponsored merchandise
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« on: October 12, 2014, 10:06:33 PM »
this kills the man
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« on: October 12, 2014, 09:54:02 PM »
dildos
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« on: October 12, 2014, 06:49:37 PM »
is anyone here hitler
i could use his guidance
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« on: October 12, 2014, 03:25:29 PM »
t4r
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« on: October 11, 2014, 08:21:15 PM »
ryle
ryle
roiyle
roiyle
role
roel
rel
reyel
real
real?
real trap shit
like damn son
where'd ya find this
check dat darude-sandstorm (kush og trap remix) holla at me now
holla holla get dolla
hitmarkers up in this shit
kids be like you fucking hacker after them legit awp 720s on counter strike source
goddamn ml to the g niggas remember to check them mtn dew bottles for that double xp
yo
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« on: October 11, 2014, 07:03:15 PM »
neither sudan or egypt owns it; it's one of the two places on earth that isn't part of a country it would be perfect for us to move into and start our own country
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« on: October 11, 2014, 01:10:12 PM »
or the site gets it
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« on: October 10, 2014, 10:13:00 PM »
tajikistan borders five countries tajikistan is a muslim country muslims read the quran the quran has 114 chapters the word chapter comes from old french chapitre french people surrender with a white flag the color white is a mix of all seven colors in the spectrum the lyric video for zedd - spectrum (ft. matthew koma) has 13 million views that has a three in it triangles have three sides triangles = all seeing eye all seeing eye = illuminati cheat confirmed 4 ilerminaty proof for jews doing 9/11 ember backwards is rebme
if you put that into google translate it asks if you meant resume
resume in igbo is malitegharịa
that has 12 letters
12 years ago was 2002
2002 divided by 3 is 667.3333333
that's almost 666
666=pentagrams
pentagrams are made out of triangles
the star of david is made out 7 triangles
the planes that flew into the wtc were boeing 767s
undeniable proof jews did 9/11
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« on: October 10, 2014, 09:30:33 PM »
t3+1r
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« on: October 10, 2014, 07:44:08 PM »
and i realize, "wow, im attracted to men"
how do i become straight again flood
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« on: October 09, 2014, 07:12:17 PM »
The invention of the popular photo fad, the selfie, came with the invention of photography in the late 1820s. French inventor Nicéphore Niépce was attempting to photograph the countryside near Toulouse when he accidentally snapped a photo of himself.
Of course, he didn't realize this immediately because it took a few days for the picture to develop. Once it did develop, he came to the conclusion that it was the most absolutely swagtastic thing he had ever seen. He quickly patented the act of taking a selfie.
Within a few years, selfies were taking by people of all walks of life. John Wilkes Booth, famous killer of the 16th US president Abraham Lincoln, took a selfie moments before the event and uploaded it to InstaGraham™. "Totes gonna assassinate this nerd. #SouthPride" he wrote.
Unfortunately for Booth, the NSA used this post to find and capture him.
Around 80 years later, German dictator Adolf Hitler enacted the Nuremberg Laws. These laws were mostly targeted at the Jewish population, but among these laws was the prohibition of taking a selfie. You see, Mr. Hitler lacked the self-confidence to share any photos of himself with others. This ban resulted in a wave of German immigrants arriving in the US. Most modern white girls are descended from these immigrants.
What selfie takers do not realize is that every selfie ever taken is stored in a database by the Illuminati, which sells the pictures to their prime customer, the Israelis. The Israelis then use their enigmatic Judaic Magics to create clones from these images to serve in the IDF . This is why the small country has such a steady supply of manpower for their military.
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« on: October 09, 2014, 04:19:39 PM »
and he was backed by russia
in call of duty 4, which takes place in 2011, a man named khaled al-assad leads a coup d'etat in an arab country, like syria, while backed by russians
am i the only one seeing the connections here
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« on: October 08, 2014, 08:06:56 PM »
i keep like 15-20 friends on my xbox friends list whom i added back in halo 3 custom games/cod4/gow2 horde and haven't been online in over three years
for sentimental value, for memories of simpler times
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« on: October 08, 2014, 04:56:02 PM »
and as if that wasn't great enough, i won a free ipad
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« on: October 07, 2014, 07:47:16 PM »
trufax
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« on: October 07, 2014, 04:03:39 PM »
the only way we can defeat the over-growing meta menace is if us non-metas band together together we are strongenlist in the emberian army today for a better future
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« on: October 06, 2014, 04:42:55 PM »
we shall kill dick scott, take over florida's government and secede from the us
i call king
bc is head of defense
rc can be vice king if that's a thing
officer nasty shall be head of justice
and ryle and vien are the parliament
alright we need to write up a constitution first law: no nerds allowed
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« on: October 02, 2014, 08:18:37 PM »
>2010, 5771 years after god created the world pls no fedora tipping >just your average b.net newfoman™℠®©℗ >someone brings up coup d'élastique hon hon hon in thread >"wot is coop"
Posted By: nipponfurryyiff420 >coup is le *le sniper memed* >i report nipponfurryyiff420 for cyberbullying >he gets locked up for 25 years >he calls up his coup shill homeboy die schiff x3 >he buys a hitman off of the deep web and sends it after me >rabbi walks in front of me and gets shot instead >mom gets scared, bel air, etc. >coup d'bungie is shut down for anti-semetism >iggyhopper is banned for 3 years >writes mein kampf during ban time >once ban has ended, he wins the heart of b.net and is elected as new overlord >in revenge for coup being abolished, he becomes dictator of b.net and creates b.next this is the 100% historically accurate story of how i am responsible for b.next's creation i'm sorry
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« on: October 02, 2014, 07:47:02 PM »
:^)
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