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but i got bored and gave up

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The Flood / 2015 kinda scares me
« on: November 23, 2014, 08:50:10 PM »
2+0+1+5=8

that's the exact amount of nipples hitler would have had if he had six more nipples

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The Flood / why do a lot of british foods
« on: November 19, 2014, 06:25:27 PM »
sound like they could be the titles of low quality porn films

"bangers and mash"
"cornish pasty"
"lancashire hotpot"
"cock-a-leekie"
"toad in the hole"
"spotted dick" (my personal favorite)

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The Flood / my school had a blackout today ama me anything
« on: November 18, 2014, 05:30:24 PM »
t4r for reference


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The Flood / jewgle chrome wont open :^(
« on: November 17, 2014, 04:14:48 PM »
dammit i want my browsing data to be sold to ad corporations but it wont open so now i'm using firefucks like a proper furfag

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Gaming / can somebody explain to me
« on: November 16, 2014, 01:02:04 PM »

why the hell it's snowing in august

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The Flood / dustin pls change your name to this
« on: November 15, 2014, 07:47:09 PM »
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DustIn My Turban

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The Flood / SEP7AGON USERS EXPOSED
« on: November 15, 2014, 07:44:52 PM »
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Posted By: challengerX
I USE 'EM TO KILL THEM DAMN FOREIGNERS!
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Posted By: TrussingDoor
I CUT MYSELF BECAUSE NONE OF MY GIRL THREADS HELP ME GET GIRLS
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Posted By: Mr Reaganomics
Please do not suicide yourself Seven Pounds style.
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Posted By: DAS B00T x2
The correct answer is Gary Oak.
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Posted By: Simse11
LOL GUIZ MY LITTLE PONY IS AIMED AT MATURE MEN, IT'S NOT FOR LITTLE GIRLS. GOD I WANT TO -blam!- RAINBOW DASH.
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Posted By: RC5908
I like poop. srs
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Posted By: Ryle Cytarai
Drugs. Drugs everywhere.
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Posted By: spirit of sand
ITT: Literally autistic manchildren
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Posted By; Haloroach
Modern Warfare 2 represents the pinnacle of competitive FPS, discuss how it's better than casualized Quake 2 or your differing opinion if you have an IQ below 50
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They are indeed. Part of the reason why I hate the damn French.
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Joseph Stalin... He keeps stalin' me..
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The Flood / my ultimate goal in life
« on: November 15, 2014, 01:58:33 PM »
is to find something that has hitler's dna on it

i will then collect that dna and combine it with my own to create thousands of half me, half hitler clones, a project that will be funded by israel of course

they will be perfect in every way, shape and form

they will be the emberites, and using their sheer charisma they will become the rulers of the world

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The Flood / i love all of you, i really do
« on: November 14, 2014, 04:40:47 PM »
i love you ryle//nick, even though you're both furfags

i love you mr psychologist/lemon/gatsby/meta/sprungli, even though you're all muslim britbongs communists

i love you challenger even though you're just a muslim

i love you arky even though you molested me two years ago

i love you door, even though you're door

i love you class, even though you had me rused about your age for over a year and made me have an existential crisis

i love you tru/byrne/yutuka/ossku, even though you're weeaboos

i love you smi even though you have a bad fetish

i love you noelle even though you also have a bad fetish and you're a genwunner

i love you vien even though your name is tyler

i love you das even though you won't accept my xbox live friend request

i love you kiyo even though you're a mean anti-semite :^(

i love you kupo even though you never like my posts like you did on b.net

i love you cheat even though you're a pegboy

i love you gasai even though you're a closet african

i love you bc even though you're an inconsiderate whitey

i love you jim even though you have about as much fashion sense as whiteflame

i love you whiteflame even though you have about as much fashion sense as jim

i love you sandtrap/goji/tblocks even though you all are canadian

i love you cheese potato even though you used petitiminou's sacred avatar on b.net

i love you ねこ even though your username is in moonspeak

i love you nuka even though sunset sarsaparilla is better

i love you matty even though you're british and never post

i love you jono even though you're mexican

i love you onetruedesticle even though you're literally a communist

i love you numb digger even though you post pleb-tier copypastramis

i love you metroid even though you think fury is feint's worst song

i love you slash even though you got rid of your ss nameplate

i love you berzerkcommando even though you had a brony coup at one point on b.old

i love you commissar/chronic even though you're mods when i'm not

i love you zenmaster, even though you had an mlp themed account on b.net

i love you rocketman, even though you're a christian which infringes on my judaism

i love you casper even though you're still unironically using a frozen avatar

i love you lord ruler even though one of your avatars is a jpg

i love you biosmiley even though you cheated during a quickscoping match

i love you kinder even though you didn't support israel in b.net debates

i love you dustin, even though you never uploaded that video of you getting beat up

i love you true velox even though you joined after b.next

i love you isara even though you refused my wedding proposal

i love you deci, as you bring delicious drama to this forum

i love you rc, even though you're gay

share love (no homo) itt

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The Flood / shaquille oneal holding bill gates
« on: November 13, 2014, 04:49:43 PM »

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The Flood / dashing black man holding a dangerously large dorito
« on: November 13, 2014, 04:34:42 PM »

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The Flood / >be in 10th grade
« on: November 13, 2014, 04:08:43 PM »
>my school was predominately black
>huge brawl breaks out between two black groups in the middle of the science hallway
>teachers and administrators trying their hardest, but the blacks kept fighting
>the cops were called
>upon seeing the cops, one black kid ran as fast as he could out of the fight
>as he turned the corner, he lost his balance and let out a loud "OH SHIT" and fell
>milk explodes from his backpack
>milk, milk everywhere
>black kid had a gallon of milk in his bag at school

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The Flood / I am a heron.
« on: November 12, 2014, 04:21:23 PM »
I have a long neck and I pick fish out of the water with my beak. If you don't repost this comment on 10 other pages, I will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans.

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The Flood / isara is still objectively the best admin
« on: November 11, 2014, 09:31:27 PM »

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The Flood / kinder is this you
« on: November 11, 2014, 06:09:35 PM »

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The Flood / 19
« on: November 11, 2014, 06:04:41 PM »
Genderless. Physically Caucasian. Transnigger (yes I have the privilege to say this because I'm not white mentally)

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The Flood / my homework brings all the asians to the yard
« on: November 11, 2014, 04:44:57 PM »
and they're like, it wasn't even hard

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The Flood / PERSIAN CARPET FLATWORMS HAVE TWO PENISIS
« on: November 11, 2014, 03:45:01 PM »
TALK ABOUT DOUBLE TROUBLE

ALSO WHY ISNT THE PLURAL FOR PENIS PENI

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The Flood / is this considered against the rules
« on: November 11, 2014, 03:09:33 PM »

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The Flood / i just gotta thank woot
« on: November 10, 2014, 11:02:13 PM »
for ruining my life

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The Flood / i swear you can make copypastas out of youtube comments
« on: November 10, 2014, 06:48:05 PM »
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I made a promise to my family that I'd stop cutting. So far it's going well. I've been clean from cutting for two weeks.

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As a former autistic I can assure you that this is quite retarded and autistic.

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You guys are fucking sick you know that? "Whoever uploaded this video is clearly an anti-semite and a Nazi and i will report this to the jidf for truth spreading" This uploader clearly does not remember that 666 Trillions of jewish merchants that have unsuccessfully died in the lollercaust campaign map which can only be downloaded for the price of $99.99 while using the xbox one constant online internet connection.

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What is life,why did my soul choose my body,why are we all kek.

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His desktop picture is A MAN, What kind of man use MAN PICTURE LIKE THAT AS A DESKTOP WALL PAPER. Hahaha gayyyyyyy

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o be fair, I did nazi that coming. I came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you.

You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking.

This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle

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Pardon me, friend? I do insist you are one mischievous quim, friend. Repeat that within earshot of me and not via electronic communication and we'll witness how events transpire. I swear upon Christ I shall fetch you a blow to the mouth. You would do well to keep that orifice closed or I shall call upon the brethren of my homeland, whom presently make ready for fisticuffs. Such an altercation would cause your grandmother pain upon merely hearing of it. You've caused yourself a spot of bother, you charlatan.

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This shit got me grounded
It was 4AM when I watched this and went OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH

my mom was not amused

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This is ungodly and encourages disrespect of your elders. Please watch something else, people. 

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9/11 holocaust nuclear russian tsundere

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Onle wite kids can do dis im black and so ise mi mum but i dont know abut my dad cuz i never met him, but if i did dat she wul kill me fukin crakers black purer 

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The Flood / i've never driven a kia
« on: November 10, 2014, 06:07:31 PM »
but i imagine they're called kias

because when you drive them, you die

you're killed in action

yep

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The Flood / [insert verbatim jokes here]
« on: November 10, 2014, 04:47:12 PM »

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The Flood / when i graduated from preschool we did it at a church
« on: November 09, 2014, 03:57:38 PM »
one of the teachers said it was god's house

i asked where god was if it was his house

the teacher said that he was out shopping

i wonder what store god shops at

probably at christco

anybody

no

okay

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The Flood / RACE IS A LOT LIKE LAUNDRY
« on: November 08, 2014, 04:03:07 PM »
THE COLOREDS AND THE WHITES SHOULDNT MIX

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The Flood / i have a proposal
« on: November 07, 2014, 08:58:01 PM »
as an official dating system, we shall use BBN and AD; Before B.Next and Anno DeeJ (The Year of DeeJ)

instead of years, we use the amount of months before/after b.next

so today would be november 7th, 22 AD

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The Flood / today i was inside a b24 liberator and a b17 flying fortress
« on: November 07, 2014, 02:39:36 PM »
discuss your favorite 009 sound system song itt

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The Flood / plump
« on: November 06, 2014, 06:10:52 PM »
Plump
Description of a beautiful princess living up in the mountains that enjoys eating mangos right before she does her Zumba in order to loosen her hips so that when she puts on her superhero outfit she is more flexible in exploring the jungles of California with her partner Tarzan.

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