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6571
« on: January 31, 2016, 09:35:23 PM »
fear no
6572
« on: January 31, 2016, 07:37:12 PM »
oh
6573
« on: January 31, 2016, 04:07:02 PM »
Yeah played and beat it. It got me more interested in WW1 and the ending made me cry way too much. Amazing how you can care about characters who don't so much as speak any English, and other games fail on that level.
Only thing I disliked about it was U-Play.
I highly recommend it to anyone who wants a game that takes place in a historical time (you can get items and stuff too and on the menu they tell you what they did. I learned a lot about WW1 from this and I honestly find it worse than WW2 in a lot of ways), some puzzles, great characters, and a good story.
6574
« on: January 31, 2016, 01:34:41 PM »
6575
« on: January 31, 2016, 05:46:35 AM »
But will we be able to write encouraging messages to skeletons?
6576
« on: January 31, 2016, 05:46:13 AM »
Firelink Shrine is back, baby!
Wut?
6577
« on: January 30, 2016, 10:19:35 PM »
Did anyone do my Luci card yet?
Tru is waiting too
REEEEEEEEE
6578
« on: January 30, 2016, 07:31:34 PM »
Fifa 16 on PC
Rocket League on PC
Football Manager for 4 mins, and gave up
6579
« on: January 30, 2016, 07:30:16 PM »
I do in fact have lovely thighs.
6580
« on: January 30, 2016, 06:22:40 PM »
Who plays FIFA? LOL
what a bad sport
6581
« on: January 30, 2016, 06:13:50 PM »
I vomited. SHAVE IT OFF, K?
I nair mine right off. It makes your bung hole smell worse because the caca has something to hold onto.
Ugh, nair gave me scars
I've used Nair before and if it gave you scars then you were doing it wrong.
I used to use nair all the time. I'd have to leave it on for 10 minutes, or it wouldn't work
You're supposed to leave it on for like 3 mins. 5 max. You're not supposed to put it on thick hair, you trim it down until let's thin, then do it.
I'm learning so much. 0_0
Keep in mind it's supposed to sink into the roots. Kinda tough to do that if you have thick hair or something. You'd use nair on thin arm/leg hair for example
Not a full grown beard.
I know this because I looked up how to properly use it, rather than just go for broke and assume my legs would be lovely in the end. Ingrown hairs terrify me, so I make sure it's not an issue by taking the precautions.
Ingrown hairs terrify you?? That's an odd irrational fear. Just gotta...dig 'em out.
You saved me on the 'research' time. 
Not literally. They just hurt. I like to avoid that.
6582
« on: January 30, 2016, 06:02:44 PM »
I vomited. SHAVE IT OFF, K?
I nair mine right off. It makes your bung hole smell worse because the caca has something to hold onto.
Ugh, nair gave me scars
I've used Nair before and if it gave you scars then you were doing it wrong.
I used to use nair all the time. I'd have to leave it on for 10 minutes, or it wouldn't work
You're supposed to leave it on for like 3 mins. 5 max. You're not supposed to put it on thick hair, you trim it down until let's thin, then do it.
I'm learning so much. 0_0
Keep in mind it's supposed to sink into the roots. Kinda tough to do that if you have thick hair or something. You'd use nair on thin arm/leg hair for example Not a full grown beard. I know this because I looked up how to properly use it, rather than just go for broke and assume my legs would be lovely in the end. Ingrown hairs terrify me, so I make sure it's not an issue by taking the precautions.
6583
« on: January 30, 2016, 06:01:45 PM »
I vomited. SHAVE IT OFF, K?
I nair mine right off. It makes your bung hole smell worse because the caca has something to hold onto.
Ugh, nair gave me scars
I've used Nair before and if it gave you scars then you were doing it wrong.
I used to use nair all the time. I'd have to leave it on for 10 minutes, or it wouldn't work
Well yeah that's how long you're supposed to leave it on for because it's a chemical burn.
But if you use it multiple times on the same area you'll start burning off your skin.
It tells you on the bottle to leave it on for 3 mins. In fact I'd use it and then take a warm shower to make sure it's all off. And you people wonder why you get scars ._.
6584
« on: January 30, 2016, 06:01:01 PM »
I vomited. SHAVE IT OFF, K?
I nair mine right off. It makes your bung hole smell worse because the caca has something to hold onto.
Ugh, nair gave me scars
I've used Nair before and if it gave you scars then you were doing it wrong.
I used to use nair all the time. I'd have to leave it on for 10 minutes, or it wouldn't work
You're supposed to leave it on for like 3 mins. 5 max. You're not supposed to put it on thick hair, you trim it down until let's thin, then do it.
6585
« on: January 30, 2016, 04:29:33 PM »
I vomited. SHAVE IT OFF, K?
I nair mine right off. It makes your bung hole smell worse because the caca has something to hold onto.
It was a copy pasta, but I would never advocate using nair in very sensitive regions. I use it and love it, but yeah, no.
hahah I figured 10/10 though, good read.
I've never used nair, I've heard that 'sensitive' thing so I never tried. I go electric most of the time. Easier, less cuts.
Nair now a days is great. It can make your skin sensitive, but lotion after helps.
Is it pricey or pretty affordable?
It's only like $12 last I checked. I get it at my Walgreens right around the corner. Uhh, don't get any of that "for men!" crap. Just get the pink one that says like sensitive skin. Gender name stuff when it involves skin products is retarded.
It's dumb, but men's stuff is generally cheaper than women's.
That's stupid. If you shave your legs, use a womans razor
if you're using nair, use womans products.
Uhh why? I use Gillette razors for my whole body
It's better for the skin.
They're different because they're for slightly different purposes
facial hair is different to body hair, after all
Yeah, I know razors for the face are a bit different. but maybe my skin is just sensitive overall, idk.
6586
« on: January 30, 2016, 04:16:53 PM »
I vomited. SHAVE IT OFF, K?
I nair mine right off. It makes your bung hole smell worse because the caca has something to hold onto.
It was a copy pasta, but I would never advocate using nair in very sensitive regions. I use it and love it, but yeah, no.
hahah I figured 10/10 though, good read.
I've never used nair, I've heard that 'sensitive' thing so I never tried. I go electric most of the time. Easier, less cuts.
Nair now a days is great. It can make your skin sensitive, but lotion after helps.
Is it pricey or pretty affordable?
It's only like $12 last I checked. I get it at my Walgreens right around the corner. Uhh, don't get any of that "for men!" crap. Just get the pink one that says like sensitive skin. Gender name stuff when it involves skin products is retarded.
It's dumb, but men's stuff is generally cheaper than women's.
That's stupid. If you shave your legs, use a womans razor
if you're using nair, use womans products.
Uhh why? I use Gillette razors for my whole body
It's better for the skin.
6587
« on: January 30, 2016, 04:00:53 PM »
I vomited. SHAVE IT OFF, K?
I nair mine right off. It makes your bung hole smell worse because the caca has something to hold onto.
It was a copy pasta, but I would never advocate using nair in very sensitive regions. I use it and love it, but yeah, no.
hahah I figured 10/10 though, good read.
I've never used nair, I've heard that 'sensitive' thing so I never tried. I go electric most of the time. Easier, less cuts.
Nair now a days is great. It can make your skin sensitive, but lotion after helps.
Is it pricey or pretty affordable?
It's only like $12 last I checked. I get it at my Walgreens right around the corner. Uhh, don't get any of that "for men!" crap. Just get the pink one that says like sensitive skin. Gender name stuff when it involves skin products is retarded.
It's dumb, but men's stuff is generally cheaper than women's.
That's stupid. If you shave your legs, use a womans razor if you're using nair, use womans products.
6588
« on: January 30, 2016, 03:47:11 PM »
Like... swapping out? No that sounds bizarre. I know this is gonna make you want to shoot me, but are you sure you're not hitting your d-pad?
I'm not, I swear to god.
I figured it was some silly mechanic where if you blocked too many hits, or too strong of a hit, then your items would swap out. Because... you lose your grip on them, or something. Seems like something this game would do, to be honest.
Must be my controller, then, I guess. I should use a different one--I can't play like this.
Yeah your items should NEVER swap unless you tap the D-pad to. Even when broken it still has it equipped.
6589
« on: January 30, 2016, 03:44:07 PM »
I vomited. SHAVE IT OFF, K?
I nair mine right off. It makes your bung hole smell worse because the caca has something to hold onto.
It was a copy pasta, but I would never advocate using nair in very sensitive regions. I use it and love it, but yeah, no.
hahah I figured 10/10 though, good read.
I've never used nair, I've heard that 'sensitive' thing so I never tried. I go electric most of the time. Easier, less cuts.
Nair now a days is great. It can make your skin sensitive, but lotion after helps.
Is it pricey or pretty affordable?
It's only like $12 last I checked. I get it at my Walgreens right around the corner. Uhh, don't get any of that "for men!" crap. Just get the pink one that says like sensitive skin. Gender name stuff when it involves skin products is retarded.
6590
« on: January 30, 2016, 03:37:08 PM »
I vomited. SHAVE IT OFF, K?
I nair mine right off. It makes your bung hole smell worse because the caca has something to hold onto.
It was a copy pasta, but I would never advocate using nair in very sensitive regions. I use it and love it, but yeah, no.
hahah I figured 10/10 though, good read.
I've never used nair, I've heard that 'sensitive' thing so I never tried. I go electric most of the time. Easier, less cuts.
Nair now a days is great. It can make your skin sensitive, but lotion after helps.
6591
« on: January 30, 2016, 03:34:22 PM »
I vomited. SHAVE IT OFF, K?
I nair mine right off. It makes your bung hole smell worse because the caca has something to hold onto.
It was a copy pasta, but I would never advocate using nair in very sensitive regions. I use it and love it, but yeah, no.
6592
« on: January 30, 2016, 03:09:58 PM »
maybe I shit posted too much?
6593
« on: January 30, 2016, 03:01:33 PM »
How dare you, don't say that about your life
Do you have ANY idea why my equipment is scrolling on its own?
It's fucked me over at least three times in a row now.
Like... swapping out? No that sounds bizarre. I know this is gonna make you want to shoot me, but are you sure you're not hitting your d-pad?
6594
« on: January 30, 2016, 02:52:05 PM »
How dare you, don't say that about your life
6595
« on: January 30, 2016, 02:46:15 PM »
Oh right
yeah, fuck that
filthy rats!
6596
« on: January 30, 2016, 02:18:06 PM »
Fuck these rats.
This is why no one could ever convince me that the souls mechanic is good design.
Hey, if you've been to that forest yet, farm those trees. They drop things to negate poison.
6597
« on: January 30, 2016, 03:05:52 AM »
Ah, I love this story. That being said, I can't wait to have the money for laser hair removal.
I'm glad you got it.
6598
« on: January 30, 2016, 02:31:51 AM »
oh
sorry
6599
« on: January 30, 2016, 02:28:56 AM »
Don't Shave That Hair!!!
I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble shitting.
No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold.
I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey! This is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-Line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.
I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occassionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair and miscellaneous slime, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn baby. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.
Little did I know.
I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry.
Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic shit- molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky shit/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm.
Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering shit/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own shit blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks."
Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.
As if that wasn't enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.
Friends, DON'T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR!
Thoughts???
6600
« on: January 30, 2016, 12:48:42 AM »
yeah apparently none of the mods are online...again
Don worry I am here
I am too but don't expect much from me
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