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Gaming / Re: PC master race thread? PC master race thread.
« on: September 26, 2014, 01:58:26 AM »
I've been waiting for I situation where I can use this.

Quote
"We can and will outperform your graphical settings, even on a budget. 
 
We have and will continue to have a larger library of games, for less money too. Our specs are better than your specs. 
 
We can swap between our games, media and work at the push of a button, whilst maintaining our progress. We can breathe new life into our boring games for free.
 
We have more options, we have total control of those options, if hardware fails, we replace it, if software fails, we can fix it - if we're not a total f*ck-up, we can prevent these things from happening altogether. 
 
We can optimize, we can adapt, we can upgrade and overcome. There is nothing we cannot rip, no format we cannot play with. We can play your old games with new hardware, and find ways for our old hardware to play newer games. 
 
We will never fall. 
 
We are the elite.
 
We are the PC Master Race and we will never be vanquished."
That is some grade A fedora-tipping neckbeard cringy shit man.
it's totally super srs man.
I'm glad it isn't to you, but I know people to who it is. There's a lot of idiots involved in this petty gaming system war.

You know I'm only kidding with the whole PC Master Race thing right? I'm not a PC Nazi.

Spoiler
Or am I? <_<

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Gaming / Re: So Far Loving the New Destiny Update
« on: September 26, 2014, 01:55:30 AM »
I still have to review this game for my channel.....

After I review Whacked though.

But this game is such a chore to play now, and it is dead on boring on your own. If you have no friends online wanting to play this game with you, forget it.

You're better off playing an Original Xbox game because those aren't DRMed at least.

Spoiler
DRM or Always On is the worst thing in existence. I just want to play my fucking video games. Who cares if I don't have internet?

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The Flood / Re: y so srs guys
« on: September 26, 2014, 01:51:35 AM »
People are actually serious in flood? What are you doing with your life. Lets report them for being party-poopers.

I'm full time serious on the internet.

What am I doing with my life? I'm flushing it down the drain.

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5'9 and a half so nearing 5'10.

What dating life?

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The Flood / Re: Got any pictures of The Flood?
« on: September 26, 2014, 01:47:54 AM »
Hmmm. The girls in the OP seem like interesting people...

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The Flood / Re: What's with all the blacklisting and Bans lately?
« on: September 26, 2014, 01:46:40 AM »
They probably found and posted uncensored images of this whore.


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Gaming / Re: About Destiny.
« on: September 26, 2014, 12:04:58 AM »
I'll admit. It's becoming much harder for me to want to play the game. I haven't touched it in days now.

This is the 3rd time I flushed $60 down the toilet. I'm not saying it's a bad game, but the fact that it's pretty much no different from the beta.... Never thought I'd say this but... I feel disappointed. I was hoping for more and I haven't even finished the game yet. I'm on Mars and the missions just keep being set for higher levels forcing me to grind in level patrol mode.

Maybe if Bungie gave me the shit that they owe me for sucking their dick for 5 years and sucking their dick even more to get a Lengedary title by posting, I'd have a reason to play the god damn fucking game.

Spoiler
I feel grimy just saying that last sentence, but it's true. :/
I wouldn't put it as bluntly as that, but I began to formulate a similar opinion when they left Halo and I realized that I just liked Halo, not Bungie. 

Also, just a short little rant, but it ticks me off that Bungie is waiting for the community to do something before they make a move on creative content and interactivity in Destiny. I don't know if they realized, but the community can't make something crazy if there's no tools in the first place.

Both Bungie and 343 are low quality now. It's all about making a quickie rather than a quality product.

We need another video game crash to happen as a wake up call for these fucks.

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The Flood / Re: this is the first post i ever made on the internet
« on: September 26, 2014, 12:02:40 AM »
My first post on the internet is somewhere on Bungie.old.

Lost forever.

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The Flood / Re: True Flood is in the worst crisis. Help.
« on: September 26, 2014, 12:01:19 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Tapatalk or Browser for mobile?
« on: September 26, 2014, 12:00:27 AM »
I use my computer because I don't like to be on mobile for a website.

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The Flood / Re: How many pieces of candy do you get on Halloween?
« on: September 25, 2014, 11:59:52 PM »
0.

I don't celebrate Halloween.
I used to have a friend whose parents didn't allow him to celebrate Halloween because they said it was the Devil's Holiday.

That's not why I don't celebrate Halloween. I don't celebrate Halloween because I'm too old for it and I don't really know anyone that goes to Halloween parties for me to go so...

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The Flood / Re: How many pieces of candy do you get on Halloween?
« on: September 25, 2014, 09:34:26 PM »
0.

I don't celebrate Halloween.

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The Flood / Re: Whatever happened to all those coup guys?
« on: September 25, 2014, 09:33:58 PM »
Good times.

My guess is he's still there.

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The Flood / Re: So this is the offsite…
« on: September 25, 2014, 08:24:08 PM »
Welcome!

I'm doing alright. You?

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The Flood / Re: Why isn't shit spamming a bannable offense?
« on: September 25, 2014, 08:20:25 PM »
I told you that most of the original flood from our generation has died.
or rather we could never do this on b.old without getting locked and/or banned within 3 minutes so we're finally venting all of our shitposting urges here

Hmm. Maybe we should make no shitposting a rule. Even though that term didn't even exist until 2013.

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The Flood / Re: You guys are bad for my mental health
« on: September 25, 2014, 08:12:46 PM »
YouTube


Then GET THE FUCK OUT!

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The Flood / Re: Why isn't shit spamming a bannable offense?
« on: September 25, 2014, 08:09:27 PM »
I told you that most of the original flood from our generation has died.

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The Flood / Re: Will Charlie Ever Expose His Son to The Flood?
« on: September 25, 2014, 07:57:16 PM »
He already has.

Heh

I don't get it. What's so funny?

Because his son will get chronic retardation from this hellhole.

I've been in this "hellhole" for 5 years and counting and I turned out fine.

If you think The Flood is a "hellhole" try the General forum on Newgrounds.

Now that's a real hellhole.


Oh god, THAT place. *shivers in horror*

I know. I survived it, but my account didn't. I requested a nuke on my account and it's no longer there.

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The Flood / Re: I really want that forum!
« on: September 25, 2014, 07:55:16 PM »
I give up. Please just stop making so many threads!


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The Flood / Re: Best Avatar character?
« on: September 25, 2014, 07:52:47 PM »
The fire lord.

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The Flood / Re: Fuck me sideways(Medical Results good/bad news)
« on: September 25, 2014, 07:49:36 PM »
Good. You're alive.  :)

That depends on whether or not I get a respitory infection. But, for the time being, for all intents and purposes, I'm still knockin' around.

Damn. Hopefully that will never have to happen and you'll be okay from here on out.

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The Flood / Re: Describe your first ejaculation experience.
« on: September 25, 2014, 07:47:43 PM »
Females over 18 only.

Spoiler
Honestly, why the fuck would I share that information with everyone?

no reason at all.

Well, I'd only share that information with the opposite sex anyhow. At least with someone I'd actually like.
It's something embarrassing, isn't it?

You tried to re-enact the scene from American Pie, didn't you?

Nope. I haven't even seen that movie actually.
Then what?

Nothing. I just don't think it's something that I should share with all males. Like.... really? Why would any guy wanna know that shit?

I mean, I can understand why a girl would wanna know... but unless a dude's gay I guess, there's no point.
Just dumb little shit that bored dudes on the internet discuss.
Actually, I can't think of any chick who'd want to know this for romantic reasons.

Oh believe me. There are chicks that are curious about it. I'd be lying it I said ALL women were not curious at all.
Wait... hold the fuck on...  so you're telling me...


Deci knows girls?

Duh.

Well more like knew now. I pretty much talk my one female friend who's my best friend.

I should try making more friends, but not too many. Large crowds are the worst.

Edit: What did you think I was some kind of shy motherfucker? I talk to girls very often at my college. Almost daily even. I'm not shy at all.

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The Flood / Re: Describe your first ejaculation experience.
« on: September 25, 2014, 07:45:54 PM »
Alright. You all wanna know? Okay then.

13.

Wet Dream.

Enough said.

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The Flood / Re: Describe your first ejaculation experience.
« on: September 25, 2014, 07:44:40 PM »
Females over 18 only.

Spoiler
Honestly, why the fuck would I share that information with everyone?

no reason at all.

Well, I'd only share that information with the opposite sex anyhow. At least with someone I'd actually like.
It's something embarrassing, isn't it?

You tried to re-enact the scene from American Pie, didn't you?

Nope. I haven't even seen that movie actually.
Then what?

Nothing. I just don't think it's something that I should share with all males. Like.... really? Why would any guy wanna know that shit?

I mean, I can understand why a girl would wanna know... but unless a dude's gay I guess, there's no point.
Just dumb little shit that bored dudes on the internet discuss.
Actually, I can't think of any chick who'd want to know this for romantic reasons.

Oh believe me. There are chicks that are curious about it. I'd be lying it I said ALL women were not curious at all.

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The Flood / Re: So, I've started a shit storm (story time)
« on: September 25, 2014, 07:42:51 PM »
Yes.

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The Flood / Re: Describe your first ejaculation experience.
« on: September 25, 2014, 07:40:07 PM »
Females over 18 only.

Spoiler
Honestly, why the fuck would I share that information with everyone?

no reason at all.

Well, I'd only share that information with the opposite sex anyhow. At least with someone I'd actually like.
It's something embarrassing, isn't it?

You tried to re-enact the scene from American Pie, didn't you?

Nope. I haven't even seen that movie actually.
Then what?

Nothing. I just don't think it's something that I should share with all males. Like.... really? Why would any guy wanna know that shit?

I mean, I can understand why a girl would wanna know... but unless a dude's gay I guess, there's no point.

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The Flood / Re: Describe your first ejaculation experience.
« on: September 25, 2014, 07:37:47 PM »
Females over 18 only.

Spoiler
Honestly, why the fuck would I share that information with everyone?

no reason at all.

Well, I'd only share that information with the opposite sex anyhow. At least with someone I'd actually like.
It's something embarrassing, isn't it?

You tried to re-enact the scene from American Pie, didn't you?

Nope. I haven't even seen that movie actually.

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The Flood / Re: Look outside your window...
« on: September 25, 2014, 07:30:05 PM »
I wish what's in the OP was outside my window. Trust me, what's outside my window isn't worth the pic.

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The Flood / Re: Describe your first ejaculation experience.
« on: September 25, 2014, 07:28:22 PM »
Females over 18 only.

Spoiler
Honestly, why the fuck would I share that information with everyone?

no reason at all.

Well, I'd only share that information with the opposite sex anyhow. At least with someone I'd actually like.

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The Flood / Re: Will Charlie Ever Expose His Son to The Flood?
« on: September 25, 2014, 07:26:56 PM »
He already has.

Heh

I don't get it. What's so funny?

Because his son will get chronic retardation from this hellhole.

I've been in this "hellhole" for 5 years and counting and I turned out fine.

If you think The Flood is a "hellhole" try the General forum on Newgrounds.

Now that's a real hellhole.

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