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19681
The Flood / Re: First, take a big step back and literally...
« on: October 20, 2014, 11:57:23 PM »
The only thing I celebrate really is Decimation Day.
Fedora Tipping Day*

No.

Decimation Day. I don't ever expect you to know what that is. It's coming soon btw.

Sounds like a gay porno.

You're a gay porno.

It's suppose to be my birthday. Dick.

19682
The Flood / Re: I wish all of humanity was dead.
« on: October 20, 2014, 11:56:22 PM »
Calm down.

OR ELSE WHAT?!? HUH?!? YOU THINK I'M AFRAID FOR YOU?!?

I'M AFRAID OF NO ONE!

19683
The Flood / Re: I wish all of humanity was dead.
« on: October 20, 2014, 11:55:32 PM »
Settle down Decibatim.

THIS IS YOU!


19684
The Flood / Re: First, take a big step back and literally...
« on: October 20, 2014, 11:54:57 PM »
The only thing I celebrate really is Decimation Day.
Fedora Tipping Day*

No.

Decimation Day. I don't ever expect you to know what that is. It's coming soon btw.

19685
The Flood / Re: I wish all of humanity was dead.
« on: October 20, 2014, 11:53:07 PM »
Every single one of you fracks!

I had it with this god forsaken species. You're garbage! God fracking dammit!

Now listen here Frodo, don't get short with me.

DO I LOOK LIKE FRODO TO YOU?!?! HUH?!?

No, you look like Sam. Fatass.

What the frack did you just fracking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frack out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fracking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fracker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fracking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fracking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fracking dead, kiddo.

I don’t give a frack who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fracking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fracking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fracking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a frack how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fracking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fracking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the frack out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fracking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fracking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fracking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great frackng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fracking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fracking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you.

19686
The Flood / Re: I wish all of humanity was dead.
« on: October 20, 2014, 11:52:10 PM »
>being this Deci

YouTube

You know you have it rough when you mindlessly spam videos rather than coming up with a coherent thought of your own.

I'M TOO PISSED TO GIVE A SHIT!
Simmer down there, buddy.

YouTube

19687
The Flood / Re: I wish all of humanity was dead.
« on: October 20, 2014, 11:50:26 PM »
>being this Deci

YouTube

You know you have it rough when you mindlessly spam videos rather than coming up with a coherent thought of your own.

I'M TOO PISSED TO GIVE A SHIT!

19688
The Flood / Re: I wish all of humanity was dead.
« on: October 20, 2014, 11:49:50 PM »
Every single one of you fracks!

I had it with this god forsaken species. You're garbage! God fracking dammit!

Now listen here Frodo, don't get short with me.

DO I LOOK LIKE FRODO TO YOU?!?! HUH?!?

19689
The Flood / Re: First, take a big step back and literally...
« on: October 20, 2014, 11:48:42 PM »
for taking a shit on my country.
To be fair, America is pretty fu­cking stupid. They celebrate Columbus Day, a day in which a genocidal bitch came in and slaughtered and enslaved the people who were there before him.

>Implying all Americans celebrate that shit.

I don't even fucking celebrate Christmas!

The only thing I celebrate really is Decimation Day.

19690
The Flood / Re: I wish all of humanity was dead.
« on: October 20, 2014, 11:47:29 PM »

19691
The Flood / Re: First, take a big step back and literally...
« on: October 20, 2014, 11:46:11 PM »
Is this a revenge response to the long gif thread response you made?
I think you should take a step back and literally fu­ck your own face.

Spoiler
:)

Kill yourself Noelle.

In fact everyone in this forum should do themselves a favor and kills themselves. All of you. You all suck.
Fine give me a gun.


Oh wait that's right I live in a civilised country, no guns. Sorry to disappoint.
>civilized
>chavs wanting to stab you for some ciggys
At least our cops don't shoot us for being a different colour :3

If I was a cop I'd shoot you for taking a shit on my country.
Just wait till thanks given.

You think I celebrate a genocide? You sicken me.

19692
The Flood / Re: First, take a big step back and literally...
« on: October 20, 2014, 11:44:31 PM »
Is this a revenge response to the long gif thread response you made?
I think you should take a step back and literally fu­ck your own face.

Spoiler
:)

Kill yourself Noelle.

In fact everyone in this forum should do themselves a favor and kills themselves. All of you. You all suck.
Fine give me a gun.


Oh wait that's right I live in a civilised country, no guns. Sorry to disappoint.
>civilized
>chavs wanting to stab you for some ciggys
At least our cops don't shoot us for being a different colour :3

If I was a cop I'd shoot you for taking a shit on my country.

19693
The Flood / Re: I wish all of humanity was dead.
« on: October 20, 2014, 11:43:49 PM »


Shove that rainbow infested gif up your ass.

19694
The Flood / Re: I wish all of humanity was dead.
« on: October 20, 2014, 11:43:18 PM »


Fuck the internet for that photo!

Fedoras used to mean something, that your were worthy, that you made good money and that you were a gentlemen, until THE INTERNET FUCKED IT ALL UP WITH THIS SHIT!

19695
The Flood / Re: I wish all of humanity was dead.
« on: October 20, 2014, 11:41:57 PM »
chillllll

The fact that your avatar is Kayne West encourages me to go on a worldwide genocide eradicating the entire human race.

19696
The Flood / Lock.
« on: October 20, 2014, 11:39:56 PM »
I'm done giving a shit.

I'm just tired of living now.

19698
The Flood / Re: First, take a big step back and literally...
« on: October 20, 2014, 11:35:26 PM »
Is this a revenge response to the long gif thread response you made?
I think you should take a step back and literally fu­ck your own face.

Spoiler
:)

Kill yourself Noelle.

In fact everyone in this forum should do themselves a favor and kills themselves. All of you. You all suck.
Fine give me a gun.


Oh wait that's right I live in a civilised country, no guns. Sorry to disappoint.

*pulls out gun*

F­UCK YOU BITCH!

*shoots Naja dead in the face*

19699
The Flood / Re: Let's talk about how great I am
« on: October 20, 2014, 11:34:31 PM »

19700
The Flood / Re: First, take a big step back and literally...
« on: October 20, 2014, 11:33:11 PM »
So is the rest of this cancerous race. How I wish I wasn't human.

I'd rather be a nuke and wipe the entire planet clean of life.
I do not wish to be entirely human either. I would prefer to be a race similar to the Awoken in Destiny, not that Destiny has anything to do with that fantasy, Bungie was just able to create a representation of what I visualize in my head.

Since we're talking about Destiny, I'd prefer to be Exo.

I feel like it be easier to live as maniacal being than an organical one. The modifications I'd be able to make would be insane.

19701
The Flood / Re: Let's talk about how great I am
« on: October 20, 2014, 11:30:41 PM »
I would be blessed to be given the chance to lay my lips against your dick.

You disgust me.
You want in on this, too?

Gross.

19702
The Flood / Re: I'm sitting in a room full of cigarettes
« on: October 20, 2014, 11:30:12 PM »
Suicide is the only option.

19703
The Flood / Re: First, take a big step back and literally...
« on: October 20, 2014, 11:29:41 PM »
Rude.

So is the rest of this cancerous race. How I wish I wasn't human.

I'd rather be a nuke and wipe the entire planet clean of life.

19704
The Flood / Re: First, take a big step back and literally...
« on: October 20, 2014, 11:27:26 PM »
Is this a revenge response to the long gif thread response you made?
I think you should take a step back and literally fu­ck your own face.

Spoiler
:)

Kill yourself Noelle.

In fact everyone in this forum should do themselves a favor and kills themselves. All of you. You all suck.

19705
The Flood / Re: Let's talk about how great I am
« on: October 20, 2014, 11:26:39 PM »
I would be blessed to be given the chance to lay my lips against your dick.

You disgust me.

19706
The Flood / Re: First, take a big step back and literally...
« on: October 20, 2014, 11:25:16 PM »
Just post the video.

YouTube


Is this a revenge response to the long gif thread response you made?

19707
The Flood / Re: Let's talk about how great I am
« on: October 20, 2014, 11:24:40 PM »
I'm better than any human being alive.
Downvoted.

When that day comes when humanity is close to extinction, and I have the one thing that can save all of you, I won't hand it over. I'll destroy it and watch the rest of the human race die off as I become the last living thing of this cancerous species.
It's a good thing that your pathetic fate will be in my hands.

You think you're smart enough to save the human race? Think again. You're nothing but a stupid bird.

19708
The Flood / First, take a big step back and literally...
« on: October 20, 2014, 11:23:36 PM »
FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!

Now I don't know what kind of pan-pacific bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia Jack is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down in a Godly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I'm talking about a scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!

19709
The Flood / Re: Let's talk about how great I am
« on: October 20, 2014, 11:21:24 PM »
I'm better than any human being alive.
Downvoted.

When that day comes when humanity is close to extinction, and I have the one thing that can save all of you, I won't hand it over. I'll destroy it and watch the rest of the human race die off as I become the last living thing of this cancerous species.

19710
The Flood / Re: Let's talk about how great I am
« on: October 20, 2014, 11:16:27 PM »
I'm better than any human being alive.

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