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The Flood / Re: I AM THE FOOL OF APRIL!
« on: April 02, 2015, 02:13:31 AM »
Actually it's 12:52 right now.

I'm in California. 12:04 here.

I honestly habe n olcue where Califona is. Fornia sounds similar to Florida to me so I mex both states up a fair bit.

Oh yeah. You're drunk.

Never drink. Tried it once in highschool then relized it was supid. Lack of sleep is my only offical drunken state.

Alcholism in the family. Damaged body couldn't handle liver damage on top of everything els.e

Oh yeah. Well.... shit.

I still say you need to sleep, but you're an adult so do whatever.

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The Flood / Re: Time heals all wounds
« on: April 02, 2015, 02:12:19 AM »
Actually I'd argue that the longer your time goes on the more the exponential rate for wounds and or damage of any kind to occur rises.

Time doesn't heal all your wounds you fucks. It doesn't even let you stand back up before you get kicked again. Your life is a series of wounds in increasing frequency until you catch the big one.
YouTube


I fucking hate that song. It's annoying.

13983
Gaming / Re: Bungies lead gameplay designer quits
« on: April 02, 2015, 02:09:47 AM »
He was probably fired from Bungie instead as they use a RNG to fire people now. Why do you think they fired Marty o'Donnel?



I can't stop laughing. XD

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The Flood / Re: I AM THE FOOL OF APRIL!
« on: April 02, 2015, 02:07:38 AM »
Actually it's 12:52 right now.

I'm in California. 12:04 here.

I honestly habe n olcue where Califona is. Fornia sounds similar to Florida to me so I mex both states up a fair bit.

Oh yeah. You're drunk.

13985
Gaming / Re: Locke Shows up on Cheif's HUD as Friendly
« on: April 02, 2015, 02:07:05 AM »
The fact that Halo 5 exists with a character named Locke is already fucking baffling.

I really wish the franchise wasn't heading towards this direction. I actually hate what they did with Halo 4.

These games are like the fucking Star Wars Prequels to me.

Did you ever happen to read my garbled thesis/theory/talk about Locke's name, when combined with the Chief's, produces John Locke, who was a real world philosopher with some very interesting theories that when applied to the story could essentially be rough parrallelss?

You see that's the problem. Lost already executed a fictional character with the same last name. I don't understand why Halo needs to get that out of the way. Do we really need Chief to go rouge and pretty much become an enemy to the UNSC?

And that character in himself was a bit of a tribute to the philospher.

Chief would never be an enemy of the UNSC because it's in his bones to protect. This is a case of, Chief's doing what he's doing because he can see the bigger picture, and ONI are being scumbags behind his back.

The UNSC no doubt still supports him.

Still, I feel like this whole franchise now has a completely different vibe. The only one that was similar to Combat Evolve's vibe was ODST really.

Also, let's make one thing perfectly clear. Halo CE is the ONLY Halo game that has one Game of the year, and that has a fuck load of technical flaws, but the story and hell even the gameplay is award winning regardless. All of the others? Nope.

Halo 4? Not a chance. My point is, Halo 5 isn't going to do very well as far as the canon goes. Halo 4 was already a colossal disappointment in my eyes. Halo 2 and 3, while the story had a nice atmosphere, completely different vibe, it felt like a different fucking game. (Still good but could have been better if Halo 2 and 3 were 1 game) and ODST I believe was Halo's maximum potential in terms of story.

However, with all that said, nothing can beat the original. When I heard of Halo Reach, honestly, if Bungie just reused the music from Halo 1 while making a new game with a new engine that is still very CEish in terms of animation and design, though the animation would be new, but if they kept it close to the original source, it could have worked easily and possibly been another Game of The Year, but they fucked it up with new characters that get axed off quickly.

If you guys really enjoy Halo 5, have fun with it when it's out. For me, the definitive Halo and I mean whenever I think of the franchise Halo, will always be the original. Not the stupid remastered one that Saber Interactive shat out, the original Bungie classic, which was heavily flawed technically, but had a charm to it.

Can that same charm come back in any of the future Halo games? Doubt it. You know why? Because this generation of Halo fans, mainly the fanboys, are like drones. Oh god the fans in my city are so bad here, they make the COD fans here look like normal people.

*sigh*

I really miss the old days. I just wish shit would go back to the way it used to be with games and the Xbox.

My sister's right. I'm pretty much lost with the direction Xbox and Halo headed.

If it makes you feel better I shalln't ever lay thine hands on Halp 5 because I am a peasant in a field. Even with price cuts the Juan is still and extortionist price up here.

I just play my dark souls and be happy.

This might sound stupid, but there are times where I just wish I had a memory wipe, where I discover Halo with a fresh mind. Maybe that would get me to enjoy 343's work.

I don't even know anymore. Just.... My Halo.... Gone.

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The Flood / Re: I AM THE FOOL OF APRIL!
« on: April 02, 2015, 02:05:24 AM »

13987
The Flood / Re: I AM THE FOOL OF APRIL!
« on: April 02, 2015, 02:04:39 AM »
Actually it's 12:52 right now.

I'm in California. 12:04 here.

13988
The Flood / Re: I AM THE FOOL OF APRIL!
« on: April 02, 2015, 02:03:49 AM »
...
So I've put my resume in for a baking apprenticeship and then decided to make a cake. But the cake batter isn't mixing properly because the butter is shit so I've given up and and sitting in bed playing League of Legends and eating cake batter....

Did you try semen?

Putting into the cake batter, I mean.

Disgusting.

13989
The Flood / Re: I AM THE FOOL OF APRIL!
« on: April 02, 2015, 02:03:22 AM »
...
So I've put my resume in for a baking apprenticeship and then decided to make a cake. But the cake batter isn't mixing properly because the butter is shit so I've given up and and sitting in bed playing League of Legends and eating cake batter....

That sounds delicious. Who doesn't like cake batter?

13990
Gaming / Re: Locke Shows up on Cheif's HUD as Friendly
« on: April 02, 2015, 02:00:38 AM »
The fact that Halo 5 exists with a character named Locke is already fucking baffling.

I really wish the franchise wasn't heading towards this direction. I actually hate what they did with Halo 4.

These games are like the fucking Star Wars Prequels to me.

Did you ever happen to read my garbled thesis/theory/talk about Locke's name, when combined with the Chief's, produces John Locke, who was a real world philosopher with some very interesting theories that when applied to the story could essentially be rough parrallelss?

You see that's the problem. Lost already executed a fictional character with the same last name. I don't understand why Halo needs to get that out of the way. Do we really need Chief to go rouge and pretty much become an enemy to the UNSC?

And that character in himself was a bit of a tribute to the philospher.

Chief would never be an enemy of the UNSC because it's in his bones to protect. This is a case of, Chief's doing what he's doing because he can see the bigger picture, and ONI are being scumbags behind his back.

The UNSC no doubt still supports him.

Still, I feel like this whole franchise now has a completely different vibe. The only one that was similar to Combat Evolve's vibe was ODST really.

Also, let's make one thing perfectly clear. Halo CE is the ONLY Halo game that has one Game of the year, and that has a fuck load of technical flaws, but the story and hell even the gameplay is award winning regardless. All of the others? Nope.

Halo 4? Not a chance. My point is, Halo 5 isn't going to do very well as far as the canon goes. Halo 4 was already a colossal disappointment in my eyes. Halo 2 and 3, while the story had a nice atmosphere, completely different vibe, it felt like a different fucking game. (Still good but could have been better if Halo 2 and 3 were 1 game) and ODST I believe was Halo's maximum potential in terms of story.

However, with all that said, nothing can beat the original. When I heard of Halo Reach, honestly, if Bungie just reused the music from Halo 1 while making a new game with a new engine that is still very CEish in terms of animation and design, though the animation would be new, but if they kept it close to the original source, it could have worked easily and possibly been another Game of The Year, but they fucked it up with new characters that get axed off quickly.

If you guys really enjoy Halo 5, have fun with it when it's out. For me, the definitive Halo and I mean whenever I think of the franchise Halo, will always be the original. Not the stupid remastered one that Saber Interactive shat out, the original Bungie classic, which was heavily flawed technically, but had a charm to it.

Can that same charm come back in any of the future Halo games? Doubt it. You know why? Because this generation of Halo fans, mainly the fanboys, are like drones. Oh god the fans in my city are so bad here, they make the COD fans here look like normal people.

*sigh*

I really miss the old days. I just wish shit would go back to the way it used to be with games and the Xbox.

My sister's right. I'm pretty much lost with the direction Xbox and Halo headed.

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The Flood / I AM THE FOOL OF APRIL!
« on: April 02, 2015, 01:49:01 AM »
It all makes sense now. This day, the fact that I'm a joke. The threads that I made, it's because I'm the fool of April.

Also, 12 more minutes until this stupid day is over. What are you doing now?

13992
The Flood / Re: Announcement of the new mod.
« on: April 02, 2015, 01:47:51 AM »
alright April Fools day is over.
back to Tru not being a mod please.

Pretty sure it's not a joke. :/
look again.

I should have just not signed on today. I'm glad this fucking holiday is almost over. 1 more hour to go in the west coast.
Not the weebs fault y'all are so gullible. You knew what day it was, and all we've talked about for months was truformod and tru controlling the spice.

I thought it was super obvious but guess not  ;)
Can't stop grudges and people just being salty.

I'm cutting myself right now. You see what you're making me do? This is all your fault!
No, you're just being stupid.

But there were people who actually fell for it hard and got upset, which was hilarious.

*keeps cutting himself*

13993
Gaming / Re: Locke Shows up on Cheif's HUD as Friendly
« on: April 02, 2015, 01:47:14 AM »
I really wish the franchise wasn't heading towards this direction.
Being written better?

You're a moron if you think this is written better.

13994
Gaming / Re: Locke Shows up on Cheif's HUD as Friendly
« on: April 02, 2015, 01:46:09 AM »
The fact that Halo 5 exists with a character named Locke is already fucking baffling.

I really wish the franchise wasn't heading towards this direction. I actually hate what they did with Halo 4.

These games are like the fucking Star Wars Prequels to me.

Did you ever happen to read my garbled thesis/theory/talk about Locke's name, when combined with the Chief's, produces John Locke, who was a real world philosopher with some very interesting theories that when applied to the story could essentially be rough parrallelss?

You see that's the problem. Lost already executed a fictional character with the same last name. I don't understand why Halo needs to get that out of the way. Do we really need Chief to go rouge and pretty much become an enemy to the UNSC?

13995
The Flood / Re: Announcement of the new mod.
« on: April 02, 2015, 01:34:21 AM »
alright April Fools day is over.
back to Tru not being a mod please.

Pretty sure it's not a joke. :/
look again.

I should have just not signed on today. I'm glad this fucking holiday is almost over. 1 more hour to go in the west coast.
Not the weebs fault y'all are so gullible. You knew what day it was, and all we've talked about for months was truformod and tru controlling the spice.

I thought it was super obvious but guess not  ;)
Can't stop grudges and people just being salty.

I'm cutting myself right now. You see what you're making me do? This is all your fault!

13996
Gaming / Re: Locke Shows up on Cheif's HUD as Friendly
« on: April 02, 2015, 01:33:19 AM »
The fact that Halo 5 exists with a character named Locke is already fucking baffling.

I really wish the franchise wasn't heading towards this direction. I actually hate what they did with Halo 4.

These games are like the fucking Star Wars Prequels to me.

13997
The Flood / Re: Announcement of the new mod.
« on: April 02, 2015, 01:30:34 AM »
Of course its a joke, You fucking morons.

*shoots True with revolver*

There! No more True! Now go home people! You're all drunk!

13998
The Flood / Re: Announcement of the new mod.
« on: April 02, 2015, 01:29:57 AM »
alright April Fools day is over.
back to Tru not being a mod please.

Pretty sure it's not a joke. :/
look again.

I should have just not signed on today. I'm glad this fucking holiday is almost over. 1 more hour to go in the west coast.
Not the weebs fault y'all are so gullible. You knew what day it was, and all we've talked about for months was truformod and tru controlling the spice.

I thought it was super obvious but guess not  ;)

Shut up.

13999
The Flood / Re: Meta, I challenge you to non sleeping combat
« on: April 02, 2015, 01:15:30 AM »
Hey buddy, you okay?

I am Le Tired.

You should probably get some sleep then.

Nope. I've still things to do today anyway. I only got back home an hour ago or so. I need to eat since I haven't eaten anything since yesterday's lunch, take a peek at what hurts, and I feel like saying fuck this gay earth and staying up.

Okay.

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if you really wanted it locked you'd report your own thread, or PM a mod.

Or let it die.

IT WON'T DIE IF YOU KEEP BUMPING IT BACK UP, DECI.

Then let me have the last word and shut up!

14002
if you really wanted it locked you'd report your own thread, or PM a mod.

Or let it die.

14003
The Flood / Re: Meta, I challenge you to non sleeping combat
« on: April 02, 2015, 01:09:57 AM »
Hey buddy, you okay?

I am Le Tired.

You should probably get some sleep then.

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The Flood / Re: ITT: Harass me
« on: April 02, 2015, 01:09:19 AM »
Harassing you would be like donating 4.2 billion dollars to a scientologist. So pass.

14005
The Flood / Re: Meta, I challenge you to non sleeping combat
« on: April 02, 2015, 01:05:50 AM »
Hey buddy, you okay?

14006
The Flood / Re: Announcement of the new mod.
« on: April 02, 2015, 01:03:45 AM »
alright April Fools day is over.
back to Tru not being a mod please.

Pretty sure it's not a joke. :/
look again.

I should have just not signed on today. I'm glad this fucking holiday is almost over. 1 more hour to go in the west coast.

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The Flood / Re: Someone tell me the fucking truth.
« on: April 02, 2015, 01:02:55 AM »
YouTube


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ times 10000000000000000000000000000000000

At least she's dead.

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The Flood / Re: Someone tell me the fucking truth.
« on: April 02, 2015, 01:02:27 AM »
Oh really?

Answer me this then. How do install software drivers on Linux?
Knowledge =/= intelligence

You know what? I'd argue about how knowledge and intelligence matter together to a great degree, but you're not worth the argument.

You're only calling me stupid because you just want me to snap so you could laugh your ass off in amusement because mommy and daddy never gave you enough attention when you were child.
No, I'm calling you stupid because you keep making threads like this. I'll be the first to admit that I'm an attention whore, sure, but you're becoming a bigger one than me.

So?

Also, I'm a hell of a lot smarter than you give me credit for.

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The Flood / Re: Announcement of the new mod.
« on: April 02, 2015, 12:59:01 AM »
alright April Fools day is over.
back to Tru not being a mod please.

Pretty sure it's not a joke. :/

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The Flood / Re: Someone tell me the fucking truth.
« on: April 01, 2015, 11:25:36 PM »
Fuck this. Lock thread. I'm done here.

I'd rather lobotomize myself than have to read responses from Stupid Shirley and Mop Boy.

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