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The Flood / Re: Chat Thread (Wednesday — Whenever)
« on: April 03, 2015, 03:08:52 PM »
I am nothing. I feel nothing.
Shut the fuck up already.

I do what I want. Get used to it or mute me.

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The Flood / Re: What would you do?
« on: April 03, 2015, 03:07:16 PM »
Should that ever happen to me I'd choose to remain single for the rest of my life.

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The Flood / Re: Just came back from the doctor.
« on: April 03, 2015, 03:05:00 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Just came back from the doctor.
« on: April 03, 2015, 02:46:02 PM »
Deci, the results are in.

You've been diagnosed with spontaneous explosive diarrhea. We are sorry.

jk

I didn't know you had a PhD in spontaneous explosive diarrhea. <_<

:P


Scary Asian Doctor.

*shivers*

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The Flood / Re: Just came back from the doctor.
« on: April 03, 2015, 02:45:22 PM »
I told you to wear protection,

But I was too damn horny and I couldn't wait.

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The Flood / Re: Just came back from the doctor.
« on: April 03, 2015, 02:44:24 PM »
I have high blood pressure, too.

I'm a surprisingly angry person in real life.

Here's the really weird part. My blood pressure is normal. It's just my heart rate. Chances are it's just me being nervous as fuck.

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The Flood / Re: Just came back from the doctor.
« on: April 03, 2015, 02:43:24 PM »
You have Ebola

Motherfucker if I had Ebola I wouldn't be here saying anything to you guys. I'd be dragged by the CDC and quarantined until I die.

That's a horrible joke.

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The Flood / Re: Just came back from the doctor.
« on: April 03, 2015, 02:42:20 PM »
Hearts do funny shit Deci. Don't worry. If it's anything to worry about they'll give you a wrist monitor so you can keep track of how high your heart rate is going.

I mean fuck. I was born with a skipping heart that shut down and stayed in the hospital for two weeks as a baby. Few months back mine almost stopped when I had some blood pressure problems on the operating table. And then again while resting in the hospital.

I'm still here though. Just have to to do lots of cardio to get it back into shape, and watch that wrist band.

If it's anything of that sort, they might teach you breathing exercises to calm things down.

And if it's super serious, they'll go for a transplant.

But I doubt it's that serious.

I'd wager its stress related. Most of my shit was and is. Breathing exercises help.

Yeah when I was at the hospital back in 2014 by the time this site was launched, over pre pneumonia, I was so damn nervous that my heart rate was 120 constantly and it would get higher. 150BPM even. They had to give me a calming sedative to help calm me down but it didn't work because I just couldn't calm down. My heart rate remained at 120BMP. They gave me another round of IV and let me go. That was last year.

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The Flood / Re: Just came back from the doctor.
« on: April 03, 2015, 02:38:16 PM »
I guess you should try meditation or something.

Most likely a calming sedative.

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The Flood / Re: Just came back from the doctor.
« on: April 03, 2015, 02:37:31 PM »
DrFox diagnoses Decimator with cancer. Enjoy your 13 weeks.

Hahaha, real funny.

/sarcasm.

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The Flood / Re: Just came back from the doctor.
« on: April 03, 2015, 02:36:49 PM »
Deci, the results are in.

You've been diagnosed with spontaneous explosive diarrhea. We are sorry.

jk

I didn't know you had a PhD in spontaneous explosive diarrhea. <_<

:P

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The Flood / Just came back from the doctor.
« on: April 03, 2015, 02:15:15 PM »
Apparently my heart beating at 106 bpm isn't normal. Thing is, I'm under a lot of stress half the time. It has something to do with my nervous system, and this is the first time I've been to a new place in a sense with people I don't really know.

So I had a blood test.

Hopefully it's not something too serious whenever the results come back.. What do you think?

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The Flood / Re: Hi guys I made a movie
« on: April 03, 2015, 02:48:07 AM »
YouTube


Yeah I made a movie too.... Totally did not plagiarize this...

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The Flood / Re: Help me plan out tomorrow
« on: April 03, 2015, 02:38:48 AM »


Deciposting detected.


Really? You really wanna go there? Because I can go there and get this thread locked easily.
Or you could go cry about it elsewhere. If you want me to take your opinion seriously then you should probably not act like a 10 year old.

>Implying that this is how I acted when I was 10.

Good one man. Again.... I threw in what I can see happening. If it does happen and she rejects you.... Ouch.
Thanks, again, for giving your opinion that I totally asked for. Have fun being autistic. Imma just let you talk to yourself now.

-_-

YouTube

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The Flood / Re: daily reminder that i'm the coolest person here
« on: April 03, 2015, 02:37:11 AM »
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Help me plan out tomorrow
« on: April 03, 2015, 02:29:22 AM »

Deciposting detected.


Really? You really wanna go there? Because I can go there and get this thread locked easily.
Or you could go cry about it elsewhere. If you want me to take your opinion seriously then you should probably not act like a 10 year old.

>Implying that this is how I acted when I was 10.

Good one man. Again.... I threw in what I can see happening. If it does happen and she rejects you.... Ouch.

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The Flood / Re: Help me plan out tomorrow
« on: April 03, 2015, 02:27:55 AM »
Deciposting detected.


Really? You really wanna go there? Because I can go there and get this thread locked easily.
sure

YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Help me plan out tomorrow
« on: April 03, 2015, 02:25:45 AM »


She's not worth it. She sounds like an asshole.

Don't question how I know these things.
So your trying to tell me not to go after a girl, because you just know she is not worth it? Seems legit.

I know a total douche when I see one buddy, but maybe I'm wrong. Chances are I'm right.
So glad you gave your opinion.

Actually, I think I might be wrong here. You're also a douche. You too would make the perfect fucking couple. Just keep her off the forum. I don't need a pet fucking up this place making it even worse than it is.
I cant tell whos more stupid in this thread

you or him.

You are. I'm the smart one here. I'm smarter than any of you pecker fuckers excluding Cheat and Isara since they pretty much built the place. I'm not smart enough to create a clone layout of B.old from nothing let alone the functioning.

But aside from that I'm a fuck of a lot smarter than you, dumb weeb.

Now go play Hong Kong 97.
Its a shame.

I mean you could of been smart.

I am. You have no fucking idea at all with how intelligent I am, and chances are you'll never see that anyway. That's something only found in the luxury or real life.

If you think I take the site seriously, you're fooling yourself. This site is nothing more but a joke to fuck with.

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The Flood / Re: Help me plan out tomorrow
« on: April 03, 2015, 02:24:05 AM »



She's not worth it. She sounds like an asshole.

Don't question how I know these things.
So your trying to tell me not to go after a girl, because you just know she is not worth it? Seems legit.

I know a total douche when I see one buddy, but maybe I'm wrong. Chances are I'm right.
So glad you gave your opinion.

Actually, I think I might be wrong here. You're also a douche. You too would make the perfect fucking couple. Just keep her off the forum. I don't need a pet fucking up this place making it even worse than it is.
I cant tell whos more stupid in this thread

you or him.

Dude I'm just trying to stay on topic and trying to get real responses, I don't think it's really fair to call me an idiot for that. I can only assume that you are saying I'm an idiot for that reason because you said in this thread specifically, instead of in general.

So my response wasn't a real response.

Fine, but if you get hurt, don't come crying to me.

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The Flood / Re: Help me plan out tomorrow
« on: April 03, 2015, 02:23:22 AM »
Deciposting detected.


Really? You really wanna go there? Because I can go there and get this thread locked easily.

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The Flood / Re: Help me plan out tomorrow
« on: April 03, 2015, 02:22:06 AM »


She's not worth it. She sounds like an asshole.

Don't question how I know these things.
So your trying to tell me not to go after a girl, because you just know she is not worth it? Seems legit.

I know a total douche when I see one buddy, but maybe I'm wrong. Chances are I'm right.
So glad you gave your opinion.

Actually, I think I might be wrong here. You're also a douche. You too would make the perfect fucking couple. Just keep her off the forum. I don't need a pet fucking up this place making it even worse than it is.
I cant tell whos more stupid in this thread

you or him.

You are. I'm the smart one here. I'm smarter than any of you pecker fuckers excluding Cheat and Isara since they pretty much built the place. I'm not smart enough to create a clone layout of B.old from nothing let alone the functioning.

But aside from that I'm a fuck of a lot smarter than you, dumb weeb.

Now go play Hong Kong 97.

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The Flood / Re: Help me plan out tomorrow
« on: April 03, 2015, 02:20:26 AM »
However, the next thread I predict will end in disaster where she rejects you and you making a follow up thread and swallow your disappointment.

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The Flood / Re: Help me plan out tomorrow
« on: April 03, 2015, 02:17:45 AM »


She's not worth it. She sounds like an asshole.

Don't question how I know these things.
So your trying to tell me not to go after a girl, because you just know she is not worth it? Seems legit.

I know a total douche when I see one buddy, but maybe I'm wrong. Chances are I'm right.
So glad you gave your opinion.

Actually, I think I might be wrong here. You're also a douche. You too would make the perfect fucking couple. Just keep her off the forum. I don't need a pet fucking up this place making it even worse than it is.

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The Flood / Re: Help me plan out tomorrow
« on: April 03, 2015, 02:16:17 AM »
just ask her you autistic fuck.

As much as I do agree with this, something tells me she would say no to him if he "just asked" because it wasn't in a "cute" way.

Spoiler
Chick's an idiot.

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The Flood / Re: Help me plan out tomorrow
« on: April 03, 2015, 02:15:06 AM »

She's not worth it. She sounds like an asshole.

Don't question how I know these things.
So your trying to tell me not to go after a girl, because you just know she is not worth it? Seems legit.

I know a total douche when I see one buddy, but maybe I'm wrong. Chances are I'm right.

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The Flood / Re: So some nigger made a Monster explode at work today
« on: April 03, 2015, 01:44:50 AM »
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Chat Thread (Wednesday — Whenever)
« on: April 03, 2015, 01:39:35 AM »
I am nothing. I feel nothing.

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The Flood / Re: Help me plan out tomorrow
« on: April 03, 2015, 01:38:04 AM »
She's not worth it. She sounds like an asshole.

Don't question how I know these things.

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The Flood / Re: In a bad mood for no reaso.
« on: April 03, 2015, 01:35:24 AM »
Officer Dank you are very handsome

don't listen to the haters

So what got you in a bad mood? Mad at humanity like me? Hate your life?

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