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Gaming / Re: Politically incorrect DLC
« on: May 11, 2017, 06:56:25 AM »
How about a mission involving a truck of tolerance nimbly navigating the champs-elysee?

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The Flood / Re: I think I may have accidentally met Deci today
« on: May 08, 2017, 09:17:32 AM »
Come on dude let it go. This shit's getting old.
I find it extremely hilarious and so do many others on here.

Das ist traurig.

of course his first post back here is a pic with a memecenter watermark

Zumindest ist es kein Avatar mit einem Bären, der einen Hut trägt, der Sex sagt.
Hey guys I'm posting in another language cause I'm le edgy xD

Better to live life on the edge than be boring like you anyway. Also, German is a beautiful language.

It is a beautiful language but using another language without there being any reason for it isn't cool, it's just stupid.

Hey if I wanna post in German, I can. The rules don't say anything about not posting in German, or any other language for that matter, at least I didn't see anything about it. Even if it is, is it really enforced? I mean who cares? You have LC and the weebos posting in Japanese.

I'm not posting in German to be cool, I just like posting in another language. Don't care what others think.
The weebs post in japspeak because they're weaboos; there's a context behind their usage of the language on this site.

Spontaneously posting in German despite a complete lack of discussion of anything relating to Germany or the German language is stupid.
I remember the days when people could actually spell Weeaboo, smh silly gaijins

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The Flood / Re: ぶと ありと
« on: May 08, 2017, 09:01:24 AM »
I can read some of this, but it looks like you just wrote random shit into Google translate.
You can't read this ancient moonrune text that I have masterfully created
踊りましょ

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A bit of a shame, but that's the way it goes.

Better luck to Jeanne D'Arc 3.0

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SECOND

LIBERAL

UPRISING
For all the jokes, I'd be happy to see Labour annihilated and the LibDems be the main opposition. Although maybe someone other than the invisible man for the leader.
Labour get crushed and the more economically sensible members join up with the Lib Dems to form the Ultimate Liberal Party. They win the next election taking every single seat.
We're at war.

No-one wants to admit it but humanity is under attack.

One very specific man might be all that stands between humanity and the greatest threat of our brief existence.

We need a leader, and surround them with the brightest the toughest and the deadliest allies we can find.

The team would have to be strong, their resolve unquestionable.

We need...

Jeb.

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SECOND

LIBERAL

UPRISING
For all the jokes, I'd be happy to see Labour annihilated and the LibDems be the main opposition. Although maybe someone other than the invisible man for the leader.

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You probably have Brexit to thank for that. Vote Labour boys!
Labour would be an utter disaster for the country.

When they lose, and finally get rid of that pillock corbyn then we might have an opposition worth a damn.

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The Flood / Re: Bingo
« on: May 06, 2017, 09:17:38 AM »
None of these

Depression is a meme, man up and go do things and meet people. Guarantee 95% of you will feel better and the rest of you need medication.
I refuse to take medication.
motherfucker dont tell me this has to do with you being straight edge
No, it's an ego thing. I just believe I have the mental fortitude to surmount pretty much anything, and I don't want to compromise that for anything. I'm not saying it's rational of me--it's probably the most irrational thing that I believe--but like Epsira said, the thought of being dependent on a drug, instead of my own personal strength and willpower, just KILLS me inside. I won't do it.
If you have a severe chemical imbalance, willpower will only get you so far. Just face it, you need medication.

You can't will clinical depression away any more than you can will cancer away.
The thing is, I view such an action as defeat. Do you think I like losing? Do you think the idea of being dependent on drugs makes me happy? You don't think that would make it worse, because of how I am?

I sure would.
Defeat is letting depression remain unchecked.

Antidepressants are not all dependency inducing, really the only ones that are haven't been used widely since the 80s/90s. The more recent (relatively speaking) lines of medication are not addictive in the clinical sense, there is always the chance of psychological dependency, but then that is pretty much down to self-belief/willpower rather than the medication being habit forming.

As challenger has said, you can't win a fight with both hands tied behind your back.
If the depression is not just mild/circumstance related, and is more along the lines of MDD/Clinical depression then you will essentially need the medication to turn the tide. When your brain is depressed, as opposed to your way of thinking, the neurochemistry is fucked and quite frankly you can't just think/will yourself back into being happy again.

The medication (depending on the type mind you, they all act through different mechanisms to achieve a similar goal) will make the minor changes over the course of several months to restore* the original balance of NTs in your brain. When that effect is going up instead of down (i.e depression further depleting the NT levels), that is where willpower comes in and you start to beat it.

*Or at least bring it closer to a healthy balance.


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The Flood / Re: meme
« on: May 04, 2017, 08:31:37 PM »
whomst've

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The Flood / Re: Biting your fingers
« on: May 04, 2017, 10:03:02 AM »
Oh and my cousin used to suck her thumb so her parents started dipping her thumb in something that tastes nasty and that stopped it pretty quick. Maybe you could do something similar?
My mum did try that many years ago, there was some fake-skin spray sort of thing (for burn treatment) that she put on my fingers. I think that's probably when I started biting my knuckles instead so that was a bit of a dead end unfortunately.

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The Flood / Re: Biting your fingers
« on: May 04, 2017, 05:41:40 AM »
You bite your entire finger or the tip?
Sides mostly, I used to bite the knuckles/joints too but that died off a while back.
Kinda like beside/below the nail is the best way to describe it.
Just wrap tape around the tips of your fingers. You won't be able to bite flesh which is what's relieving the tension and anxiety.
I have tried that, I end up just biting through to it though. At least with medical tape anyway, what irish said about industrial plasters might work though.

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The Flood / Re: Biting your fingers
« on: May 03, 2017, 08:47:05 PM »
I like to bite the inside of my mouth tbh
Like the cheek or something?

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The Flood / Re: Biting your fingers
« on: May 03, 2017, 08:45:44 PM »
I chewed quite a bit of gum in the past until I acquired TMJ.
Yeah I'm trying to avoid doing exactly that, I already go through way too much of it.

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The Flood / Re: Biting your fingers
« on: May 03, 2017, 08:44:57 PM »
You bite your entire finger or the tip?
Sides mostly, I used to bite the knuckles/joints too but that died off a while back.
Kinda like beside/below the nail is the best way to describe it.

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The Flood / Biting your fingers
« on: May 03, 2017, 08:22:05 PM »
Anyone else on here have trouble with this?

It's not so bad lately, but I still can't quite stop and it's really starting to drive me up the wall.
I've been biting at them since I was like, 10 or something idk and when I was in high school they were a right mess. Like full on bloody mess, it was like eczema tier. They've healed up fairly well, although I'm pretty sure I fucked the nerves in my fingertips from doing it but at least it's kinda just confined to my thumbs now.

Any tips or advice would be greatly appreciated for fairly obvious reasons.
or go ew gross and close the thread, it's all good

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The Flood / Re: How do you pronounce 💯 ?
« on: May 03, 2017, 08:14:28 PM »
onehunnah

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The Flood / Re: Might have to get a toenail removed smh
« on: May 03, 2017, 08:11:01 PM »
Same shit happened to me when a rock landed on my foot.

Nail goes black and then eventually falls off on its own, but you might as well get it sorted professionally. There'll be a new nail growing through underneath it (hopefully) so I wouldn't worry about it.

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The Flood / Re: An old man mistook me for a woman today
« on: May 02, 2017, 01:04:41 PM »
I'll also chime in: Don't ever get a pet. Just did groceries today, $100, 18 of which went to fucking catfood and litter. Pets are expensive.

As sol has already said above, these are values that were taught to this generation by a generation that lived in very different times. Don't hate yourself over something that is out of your control, just work towards the day where it is possible.
Tbh life with a pupper >>>> life without

Even if the little bastards never stop barking when I'm trying to work.

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The Flood / Re: An old man mistook me for a woman today
« on: May 02, 2017, 01:03:42 PM »
coming clean to sep7 and my fam

this is weird

its like 2 different lies
Considering we grew up in an era being told that you're supposed to lie about everything on the internet and not reveal any real personal information, coming clean in the new era of zero anonymity is kind of to be expected.

Its a transition between the old way and the new way that we all have to make.

I still regret some of the lies I made on b.net to preserve my personal identity to people who I considered my friends.

But that's what we were taught by people who could never have expected just how real the human interaction people share online really could be.

It's not your fault.
I still remember the anxiety on my grandparents faces when I was talking about friends that lived in another country.

I'm not too sure why, but I guess the degree of separation between two people talking online actually allows for a lot more honesty (with yourself, and with them). There are things that I can quite comfortably talk about online with friends, that would just sit unsaid and hidden with my friends in person.

Even the terminology doesn't sit right, I hate the term/distinction of 'internet friends' and 'IRL friends' because to me it just sounds like the friendship with people online is hollow.

It'll be interesting to see how Gen Z turns out having grown up with smartphones in their hands.



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The Flood / Re: An old man mistook me for a woman today
« on: May 02, 2017, 12:57:36 PM »
im so shit

only told my sister btw

i hate me so much 21 y/o doesmt have own place
Ask yourself this, is it that you have chosen not to move out because you like it at home?
Or is it because it's barely possible for someone of your age to move out and live independently with the sort of money you can earn?

As sol has already said above, these are values that were taught to this generation by a generation that lived in very different times. Don't hate yourself over something that is out of your control, just work towards the day where it is possible.

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The Flood / Re: For those of you tired of Trump
« on: May 01, 2017, 12:05:21 PM »
So claire has stopped being an insufferable thot then?

Nah, Frank decided to fuck a dude instead.
I can't tell if this is a joke or not.

Couple spots sprinkled through the trailer say no, it is not a joke.

Though could be a dream sequence.
Fucks sake

The show was already bad enough for degeneracy with most of the main characters fornicating like rabbits, so I guess I shouldn't be surprised they are gonna keep going ham with it.

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The Flood / Re: For those of you tired of Trump
« on: May 01, 2017, 11:57:45 AM »
So claire has stopped being an insufferable thot then?

Nah, Frank decided to fuck a dude instead.
I can't tell if this is a joke or not.

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The Flood / Re: For those of you tired of Trump
« on: May 01, 2017, 11:52:47 AM »
So claire has stopped being an insufferable thot then?

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Serious / Re: So this is why Trump's presidency is such a failure
« on: May 01, 2017, 11:51:14 AM »
So they are still going on about Russia and how Bannon is the mastermind behind the memes?

It's no wonder the Guardian is haemorrhaging money.

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here is strong evidence, however, that the fact-checking of presidential claims is having a small and dwindling impact on true Trump loyalists.
Because the ''fact-checking'' is a load of spurious horseshit?

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His support remains strong in traditional blue collar areas and evangelical strongholds, where there is more trust in the president than the mainstream media.
I'm at a loss, how can people not trust the media who do not tell lies.

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The president has relentlessly assaulted the media, launching an attack per day on average since he took office,
You mean he fought back against the unending deluge of absolute bollocks that these parasites started slinging at him since he started to take the lead in the primaries? Imagine. My. Fucking. Shock.

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denouncing negative news as fake news, and there are signs the relentless offensive has inflicted wounds. One poll released on Friday found that more people trusted the White House than political journalists.
Funny how the worm has turned.

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Serious / Re: Trump Invites Duterte to the White House
« on: May 01, 2017, 11:44:45 AM »
I think mexico will be begging for a wall if Duterte gets to advise ICE on how best to deal with crime.

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It's a good film because it tells us all to beware of the danger that thotties pose to a wholesome christian community.

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Gaming / Re: Overwatch
« on: April 30, 2017, 08:55:16 AM »
He was a genji player, his whole life is nothing but salt anyway.

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Gaming / Re: Join Midland Base
« on: April 29, 2017, 07:50:19 AM »
The South is the only part of Britain worth protecting.
>brighton

are you sure about that?

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Gaming / Re: Join Midland Base
« on: April 29, 2017, 06:55:30 AM »
>midlands

the true scourge of great britain
listen here you god forsaken womble

when plusnet actually provides a decent PROPER GOOD IN'TUT'NET from YARKSHIRE like they advertise, then you can talk

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The Flood / Re: Favorite character ever
« on: April 27, 2017, 01:24:58 PM »


It was kinda tough to pick one, but Boyd Crowder has to be one of the most interesting characters I can think of.

Justified had it's ups and downs, but the one consistently 10/10 thing was Boyd. Both a good man and a terrible piece of shit all in one, without it seeming like a shitty forced edgy meme.

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