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The Flood / Re: Who on this forum has the best sex life?
« on: November 17, 2014, 09:19:08 PM »
Historically?

Probably me. I've gotten into some dumb shit. Rampant alcoholism will make that happen.

Currently? Probably not me.
Lol door

Aren't you 16?
17 mango

I can drink anyone on this forum under the table. I'd bet money on it.
Ha, I'll take that money now.
lehhgoo
What's your drink of choice, son?
If I'm looking to enjoy my drink, white russians are love.

I'm not picky though.
Right....

So if I showed up with case of semi-sweet red wines, how long would it be until I'm tea bagging your passed out body?
>imblynig

I'm no freshman whore. I can take plenty.
Alright. Let's graduate to dry whites then. How long until I convince you to suck my dick?
you talk a lot of shit for a creepy internet anime man
I can back it up though, son. Deutches blood stronk! Alcohol flows in my DNA!
I'm way more German than you though
Prove it, untermensch!

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The Flood / Re: Who on this forum has the best sex life?
« on: November 17, 2014, 09:08:45 PM »
Historically?

Probably me. I've gotten into some dumb shit. Rampant alcoholism will make that happen.

Currently? Probably not me.
Lol door

Aren't you 16?
17 mango

I can drink anyone on this forum under the table. I'd bet money on it.
Ha, I'll take that money now.
lehhgoo
What's your drink of choice, son?
If I'm looking to enjoy my drink, white russians are love.

I'm not picky though.
Right....

So if I showed up with case of semi-sweet red wines, how long would it be until I'm tea bagging your passed out body?
>imblynig

I'm no freshman whore. I can take plenty.
Alright. Let's graduate to dry whites then. How long until I convince you to suck my dick?
you talk a lot of shit for a creepy internet anime man
I can back it up though, son. Deutches blood stronk! Alcohol flows in my DNA!
I'm way more German than you though

1533
The Flood / ITT: I Shill for The One True Desticle
« on: November 17, 2014, 09:07:09 PM »
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The Flood / Re: Who on this forum has the best sex life?
« on: November 17, 2014, 08:54:55 PM »
Historically?

Probably me. I've gotten into some dumb shit. Rampant alcoholism will make that happen.

Currently? Probably not me.
Lol door

Aren't you 16?
17 mango

I can drink anyone on this forum under the table. I'd bet money on it.
Ha, I'll take that money now.
lehhgoo
What's your drink of choice, son?
If I'm looking to enjoy my drink, white russians are love.

I'm not picky though.
Right....

So if I showed up with case of semi-sweet red wines, how long would it be until I'm tea bagging your passed out body?
>imblynig

I'm no freshman whore. I can take plenty.
Alright. Let's graduate to dry whites then. How long until I convince you to suck my dick?
you talk a lot of shit for a creepy internet anime man

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I think this gives a good idea of what U.S. citizens can expect if Net Neutrality is passed.
So you don't have apprehensions about opening the door for government regulation of the internet?
Already happening. Been happening for a long time.

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The Flood / Re: Who on this forum has the best sex life?
« on: November 17, 2014, 08:47:55 PM »
Historically?

Probably me. I've gotten into some dumb shit. Rampant alcoholism will make that happen.

Currently? Probably not me.
Lol door

Aren't you 16?
17 mango

I can drink anyone on this forum under the table. I'd bet money on it.
Ha, I'll take that money now.
lehhgoo
What's your drink of choice, son?
If I'm looking to enjoy my drink, white russians are love.

I'm not picky though.
Right....

So if I showed up with case of semi-sweet red wines, how long would it be until I'm tea bagging your passed out body?
>imblynig

I'm no freshman whore. I can take plenty.

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The Flood / Re: Who on this forum has the best sex life?
« on: November 17, 2014, 08:44:33 PM »
Historically?

Probably me. I've gotten into some dumb shit. Rampant alcoholism will make that happen.

Currently? Probably not me.
Lol door

Aren't you 16?
17 mango

I can drink anyone on this forum under the table. I'd bet money on it.
Ha, I'll take that money now.
lehhgoo
What's your drink of choice, son?
If I'm looking to enjoy my drink, white russians are love.

I'm not picky though.

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The Flood / I'm fucking done with this faggot-ass forum.
« on: November 17, 2014, 08:42:03 PM »
See you later, shitbirds.

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The Flood / Re: Who on this forum has the best sex life?
« on: November 17, 2014, 08:41:31 PM »
Historically?

Probably me. I've gotten into some dumb shit. Rampant alcoholism will make that happen.

Currently? Probably not me.
Lol door

Aren't you 16?
17 mango

I can drink anyone on this forum under the table. I'd bet money on it.
Ha, I'll take that money now.
lehhgoo

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The Flood / Re: Who on this forum has the best sex life?
« on: November 17, 2014, 08:39:04 PM »
Historically?

Probably me. I've gotten into some dumb shit. Rampant alcoholism will make that happen.

Currently? Probably not me.
Lol door

Aren't you 16?
17 mango

I can drink anyone on this forum under the table. I'd bet money on it.

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The Flood / Re: You've just finished downloading your daily dosage of porn.
« on: November 17, 2014, 08:37:27 PM »
Wait

what the fuck

who the fuck on this godforsaken fucking earth actually downloads porn?

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The Flood / Re: Who on this forum has the best sex life?
« on: November 17, 2014, 08:35:55 PM »
Historically?

Probably me. I've gotten into some dumb shit. Rampant alcoholism will make that happen.

Currently? Probably not me.

1543
the sub 90s Metacritic score for New Vegas
the greatest tragedy of the last 20 years.

1544
Serious / Re: Who is MOST at fault...
« on: November 17, 2014, 08:32:30 PM »
Nobody.

If you live in an inhospitable shit-hole, your culture is going to stagnate. That's just how it works.

Notice how all the successful, powerful cultures throughout history have been the ones who LEFT Africa? Yeah, there's a reason for that.

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http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-29678989

Your hope is gone. Your hope has been gone. You have no hope and your countrymen choose to make it that way.

1546
Serious / Re: We are seeing the Greatest Depression right now, in Europe
« on: November 17, 2014, 06:09:59 PM »
Europoors gonna Europoor

1547
Serious / Re: Republicans hold more college degrees than democrats
« on: November 17, 2014, 05:52:12 PM »
Implying that having a degree makes you more "educated"
Without using Google and only using your mind, please answer these simple history questions

1. What caused the creation of Sunni and Shi'ite Muslims?
2. List in order the following Chinese Dynasties: Qin, Shang, Han, Sung, Sui, Tang, and Zhou
3. Who was the Roman Emperor that increased persecutions of Christians?
4. Name the Indian leader who campaigned against the Macedonian general named Seleucus
5. What was the largest empire ever created?
nigga I'm in high school and I can answer all of these except for the Chinese dynasties.

Step it up.
I'm about to finish my Masters and I don't know the answer to a single one.
Honestly, most people don't need to know this shit unless it is relevant to their intended field of work.
Knowing the difference between Islamic sects is rather important, as it's wrong to offend a person and assume all Muslims are the same

The Qin Dynasty created a very central government and with it, a civil service exam which has been a major reason for Chinese political stability for over 2,000 years. It's even the basis for other exams found throughout the world

Christian persecutions actually benefited the growth of the religion, making it one of the most influential belief systems

Genghis Khan's Mongolian Empire set the basis for the foundations of many world nations, including the formation of the Russian Empire

4/5 questions I posted off the top of my head have VERY strong connections to our everyday life and things could be different if Khan was killed by his blood brother or the Chinese never established a central examination. So yes, most people NEED to know this stuff, not only because it's our history but lack of historical education will be the rise of people like Stalin, Hussein, and Hitler
The majority of people have gone on not knowing these things for centuries, and things have been going alright for them.

It's great and useful stuff, but it is not knowledge your average joe pencildick needs to survive.

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Serious / Re: Republicans hold more college degrees than democrats
« on: November 17, 2014, 05:16:31 PM »
Implying that having a degree makes you more "educated"
Without using Google and only using your mind, please answer these simple history questions

1. What caused the creation of Sunni and Shi'ite Muslims?
2. List in order the following Chinese Dynasties: Qin, Shang, Han, Sung, Sui, Tang, and Zhou
3. Who was the Roman Emperor that increased persecutions of Christians?
4. Name the Indian leader who campaigned against the Macedonian general named Seleucus
5. What was the largest empire ever created?
nigga I'm in high school and I can answer all of these except for the Chinese dynasties.

Step it up.
I'm about to finish my Masters and I don't know the answer to a single one.
This is really more an issue of being a history nut and getting wikilost than it is an issue of education.

Honestly, most people don't need to know this shit unless it is relevant to their intended field of work.

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Serious / Re: Republicans hold more college degrees than democrats
« on: November 17, 2014, 05:13:12 PM »
Implying that having a degree makes you more "educated"
Without using Google and only using your mind, please answer these simple history questions

1. What caused the creation of Sunni and Shi'ite Muslims?
2. List in order the following Chinese Dynasties: Qin, Shang, Han, Sung, Sui, Tang, and Zhou
3. Who was the Roman Emperor that increased persecutions of Christians?
4. Name the Indian leader who campaigned against the Macedonian general named Seleucus
5. What was the largest empire ever created?
nigga I'm in high school and I can answer all of these except for the Chinese dynasties.

Step it up.

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Serious / Re: Republicans hold more college degrees than democrats
« on: November 17, 2014, 05:03:15 PM »
"Mr. Bush’s administration did cut taxes for middle- and low-income families, but by vastly less than for the top 1 percent."

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/11/16/upshot/how-the-gop-can-court-the-working-class.html?abt=0002&abg=1
Aight, I'll give you Dubya.

It should also be noted that Bush could have cut a lot more if billions weren't spent at war, but whatever.

Lets be real here, if Bush didn't go to war he would be looked at even more unfavorably today. We couldn't do NOTHING over being attacked on our soil.
I don't disagree.

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Serious / Re: Republicans hold more college degrees than democrats
« on: November 17, 2014, 04:26:10 PM »
"Mr. Bush’s administration did cut taxes for middle- and low-income families, but by vastly less than for the top 1 percent."

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/11/16/upshot/how-the-gop-can-court-the-working-class.html?abt=0002&abg=1
Aight, I'll give you Dubya.

It should also be noted that Bush could have cut a lot more if billions weren't spent at war, but whatever.

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Serious / Re: Republicans hold more college degrees than democrats
« on: November 17, 2014, 04:20:56 PM »
Isn't it obvious?

I'd say around 40% of democrats turn Republican after they get out of college and get a real job and understand that being Republican (at least fiscally) is what is best for their hard earned dollar.
Yes, registering with a political party helps save money. Totally. You're so right.
sauce.

Voting and electing certain candidates does. :)
Give me one example of a Republican candidate cutting taxes for the middle class.

George W Bush.

While it was less than the taxes he cut for the wealthy (obviously because the wealthy has more money to cut), he also cut taxes for middle and lower middle class.

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Serious / Re: Republicans hold more college degrees than democrats
« on: November 17, 2014, 04:15:14 PM »
Isn't it obvious?

I'd say around 40% of democrats turn Republican after they get out of college and get a real job and understand that being Republican (at least fiscally) is what is best for their hard earned dollar.
Yes, registering with a political party helps save money. Totally. You're so right.

Voting and electing certain candidates does. :)
Give me one example of a Republican candidate cutting taxes for the middle class.

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Serious / Re: Republicans hold more college degrees than democrats
« on: November 17, 2014, 04:11:49 PM »
Isn't it obvious?

I'd say around 40% of democrats turn Republican after they get out of college and get a real job and understand that being Republican (at least fiscally) is what is best for their hard earned dollar.
Yes, registering with a political party helps save money. Totally. You're so right.

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Serious / Re: Republicans hold more college degrees than democrats
« on: November 17, 2014, 04:02:28 PM »
This starts to make sense when you consider most poor minority groups in urban areas vote blue.
Welfare dependency/farming for votes i.e. slavery.
It's a well known fact that Red states are bigger burdens on the welfare budget.
Probably has to do with most of them being poor.

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I'll always be more inclined to trust civil service.

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Serious / Re: Republicans hold more college degrees than democrats
« on: November 17, 2014, 03:59:25 PM »
This starts to make sense when you consider most poor minority groups in urban areas vote blue.
Welfare dependency/farming for votes i.e. slavery.
I know you're mocking conservatives but this is not far from the truth.

Similar to how the party got behind marriage equality, really. It was a voter-base the Republicans were acting against.

Actually, I take that back. Not all too similar.

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Serious / Re: Republicans hold more college degrees than democrats
« on: November 17, 2014, 03:50:16 PM »
This starts to make sense when you consider most poor minority groups in urban areas vote blue.

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The Flood / Re: Lemmy the Lizard, please tell me.
« on: November 17, 2014, 02:14:35 PM »
Learn to spell you dyslexic fuck.

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Serious / Re: Feminism in decline
« on: November 17, 2014, 01:33:54 PM »
The ultimate problem with Feminism is that the term is such a huge umbrella, covering ideologies ranging from innocent equalism (which I for one do not believe has reached all it's goals yet, even in the West) to the radical, dare-I-Say Cultural Marxist (oh god I said it) shit you see pushed around Tumblr.

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