I was planning on having holidays abroad over the summer, but my friend I was going to go with pulled out because of medical reasons. Would it be autistic of me to go with my dad instead? Have you ever had any experience travelling with family? If so were you ridiculed by the locals?

I might have asked this a couple years ago but that time the trip was cancelled.

I alwAYS try to rembemr the mantra of the old philospher "memes are for private, macros are for public."

But lately because of media bombardment of unirony, in the home and electroincal devices, has permeated my behaviours on subconcious level, no longer can I speak with true irony or sarcasm. Because of Pole's law.

We are taught that American presedential elections are irrelevant becasue Congress is where the power lies after Watergate. And Congress has insanely longer terms and they are all rich millionaires that buy each other positions.

HAVE I BEEN TAUGHT WRONGLY BY A FEMINIST OR IS THIS UNIRONICALLY TURE?

I can't go downstairs to get food because my ENTIRE extended family decided to fucking visit the place. Haven't eaten any solids in over 27 hours. They are showing no signs of leaving.

Time to break out the 'back-up bottles' to sustain myself. I never thought it would come to this.

Not even being humorous tbqh. I LITERALLY did get invited. Problem is I only know 5 people that are going and none of them are close friends.

Is dine and dash a good option? Just go there, keeping up appearances, eat the shit and then slip out? Or is that too cheeky? I could buy a bottle of mead and leave it there as a tolken though.

So many possibilities. What do?

All that is left for me to do is claim it.

Try and argue otherwise. Pro tip : You LITERALLY cannot.
This is not a meme thread btw looking for philosophical arguement.

The religious aspect aside, do you like this time of year? All the songs, consumerism, shallow messages, advertisements and stuffing your face?

Like, I get it, I do. People need a break from work and shit, especially during the depressing weather. And they use Christmas as an umbrella excuse for whatever they have in mind. Even though I get why Christmas has become what it is today, I still don't like the shit that comes with it. It's so fucking fake it hurts.

Why can't we just have a 2 week general holiday instead? Like I don't even care about the religious part of it, it's the fucking shoving it down our throats for 2 months in advance that bruns me out. Hearing  Jingle Bells in November/early december on the radio makes me want to fucking paint the walls with my brains holy shit.

Your thoughts?

Was thinking of not using the internet for a few weeks just to test myself. I'm honestly not sure how reliant I am upon it and how much it would fuck with my day if I had no internet usage. Proably so much fuck you'd take for granted. Banking, streaming, messaging, memeing, all that good shit.

How long could you go for? No connection whatsoever, on phone laptop or whatever, like you're back in the 50's.





inb4 some vaper le 'what's your zombie plan xddd upvote' redditor says forever because they can survive off the fatta the lan'. And internet is not neccessary for survival. You know what I mean by the question you bastard. 

< Explicitly stated multiple times that the ring has no power over him

< Can LITERALLY see Frodo when he has the ring on and tells to come back and stop being a faggot

< His wife is a fucking river because nature loves him

< LITERALLY older than the Earth he walks on and older than the things that created it. Nobody Knows where the fuck he came from

< His infinte power stems form him not giving a single fuck

I feel about 50 already ffs tbh imho. hbu fam?   

Buying gifts for the opposite sex? No need.

Dates? Nah.

Aniversarariyes? Lol.

Sharing an apartment? No thank you, I'll have it all to myself.

Kids? HAHAHAHAH.

Big retarded car that can fit a family in it? Fuck no, get a motorbike.

You will LITERALLY unironically save over 400,000 money if you are asexual. Not even jk atm tbh imho.

if you are a BLACK person do you have any WHITE PEOPLE Friends?
If you are white person do you have any yellow, beaner, black people friends?


As a person myself, I have friend from many different countries. Together we make friendship and happiness across all boarders and ETHNO-SOCIOPOLITICAL RELIGOIOUs boundraies.

Or if you're not studying anything, just a random fact will do. But try and make sure they are facts. Don't want to be giving people false information. No need to cite anything, we're not fascists here.


The word Decimate (Latin) dervies from an Ancient Roman Republican form of punishment. (I'm not certain if it was for cohorts or entire legions but I'd image it would be for cohorts only.)

 The punishment was used only in the most extreme circumstances to enforce discpline. The soldiers were lined up in a random fashion. And every tenth man (Deci) was forced to be beaten to death by his comrades. This continued through the entire (cohort?) until every tenth man had been killed.

Presumably this was used if the Standards were lost (They were rarely ever lost so it is unlikely). But it was mainly used for cowardice.

Share the title of your work if you wish. I am interested to see what areas people have learned about.

I'm not even exaggerating this meme. Like literally HOW do I make an appointment, like why the fuck don't they teach this shit in school? I still use a phone from 1999. I LITERALLY have never used a touchphone. I don't know how to write or post a letter.

MY BOILER IS BROKE AND I NEED IT FIXED WHO DO I CALL AND WHEN?!

How do I pay taxes? Don't look at me. How am I expected to know all this bs if no one ever told me. Is it ok to order two dinners from a menu? Apparently not!

Can I just walk into a bank and ask to open an account, nope. Do people just wikihow everything or am I just retarded?

MY BOILER IS BROKE AND I NEED IT FIXED WHO DO I CALL AND WHEN?!

HELP.